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sboles

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Here is a link to the SPUF thread I got this from.
-In March 2010, an update for Portal was released. many new files were added with strange pictures and morse code messages. Eventually it led to the reveal of Portal 2.

-On 6/27/12, Team Fortress 2's Meet the Pyro update was released. Including a new map where the goal was to send a monkey into outer space.
-The Meet the Pyro update also included odd findings. One of them being a Secret Diary.
-Nothing ever came of that diary.

6/21/13 - Bossa Studios updates Surgeon Simulator 2013, adding a new mission that recreates the surgery scene from Meet the Medic

-On 6/25, an update was released for Half-Life 2, changing the game's dialogue to Korean.

-Later that day, Steam Support tweeted this message: WARNING: The most recent HL2 update has some issues. We're working to fix this, you can pause the update for now. 예측하지 못한 결과에 대비하라...

-The language you see is Korean. It translates to "Prepare for unforeseen consequences".

-A Valve employee fixed the patch and said he "mucked up". The story would end here, but this is where Bossa comes in again.

-MrFlip, as well as many others, completed the Meet the Medic mission and earned a statue. MrFlip observantly took a screenshot of the statue's peculiar base.

-The base includes lines and dots (Presumably morse code to some), a question mark, as well as Korean.

-In morse code it becomes "6B".

-The Korean reads "The time is", "What time is it", and "The Hours"

-A new theory came to the "morse code" after though. Some pointed out it could be a diagram of the planets. An arrow came out of Saturn's dot and pointed to the question mark.
-As well as the underscores on the top perfectly contained the word Saturn, with the "S" and "a" being boxed in.
-The box then pointed in between Mercury and Venus. Curious onlookers got their two first letters, and wedged "SA" in between them.

-The result was MESAVE.
-The word can become ME & SAVE, eventually getting switched to, "Save me."

-As of now, the next update will be the 365th, and it is a year since Poopy Joe first launched into space.

More to consider:
-Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter will align on June 30th.
-Grordbort weapons always relate to space
-GanontheGreat suggested the possibility of MESAVE instead being "Mesa VE"
-Weeaboo and many others took notice to Surgeon Simulator's tweet of "So, we hear there's some puzzle you're trying to figure out..."
-Mage_Ctype pointed out the description of the Diary: "It's smoldering a little, but otherwise it seems okay. This thing must be built out of the same stuff they make ancient astronauts from."

Now, let's just sit back, and let the harbinger come forth.

Things of interest.
  1. Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter will align on June 30th.
  2. MrFlip, as well as many others, completed the Meet the Medic mission and earned a statue. MrFlip observantly took a screenshot of the statue's peculiar base.
  3. As of now, the next update will be the 365th, and it is a year since Poopy Joe first launched into space.
so, The speculation is some shit is gonna go down on June 30th, Because it will be the 365th update, Mercury,Venus, And Jupiter will align, exactly 1 year after poopy joe was launched into space

EDIT by Astir: changed light grey text into forum default to make it possible to read with normal and mobile theme.
 
saw it on reddit a couple days ago. Following tradition I am going to rate you as old and hopefully inspire many to do the same.
 
I know EXACLY What is going to happen.
The Release of the Sega Saturn 2.
What, you don't mean that? Oh you mean THIS! [Sorry for how damn large it is.]
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Hopefully Valve will also release the STEAM SUMMER SALE, I've been WAITING for that.
 
any theories regarding the Medic figurine have officially been jossed
https://twitter.com/SurgeonSim2013/status/350549872459522048
Whoa! It seems that you've got a little ahead of yourselves! Here's a clue: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY VALVE GAMES! Carry on now...
when asked about the puzzle:
It's a puzzle that hints at something within OUR game. :)
when asked if it was related in any way with Valve:
Just us. Our game, our puzzle, our ARG. :)
 
I feel like I need a tin-foil hat.

I mean come on, Summer is the season for ARGs, people. First Portal 2, then Pyromania, then MvM, now whatever this is gonna be.
 
I'm happy to know I inspired 9 people to rate this as old. I feel like I accomplished something with my life now.