Eurovision Song Contest

England has send in Bonnie Tyler. The woman who sang Total Eclips Of The Heart. Don't know if they said it on tv since I'm not watching. Just mentioning. ;P
 
LadyPimpernel said:
England has send in Bonnie Tyler. The woman who sang Total Eclips Of The Heart. Don't know if they said it on tv since I'm not watching. Just mentioning. ;P
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Joeman said:
We have Bonnie Tyler, she went well past her sell-by date years ago. Ultimately the results are all political anyway. Everyone in Eastern Europe only votes for people in Eastern Europe. Because Britain fucked everyone over, no one ever votes for us.
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We're like 20th at the moment.
 
Denmark had an okayish song, prefered Ukraine's song honestly, tho I'm just glad Azerbaijan didn't win. All the Swedish headlines about UNEQUAL AND DIRTY AZERBAIJAN really ticked me off last year.
 
And that's exactly why I quit watching Eurovision... Look at this shit that won:


In my opinion, our Ukrainian Zlata Ognevich was much more better.

 
PsychoRealm said:
And that's exactly why I quit watching Eurovision... Look at this shit that won:

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In my opinion, our Ukrainian Zlata Ognevich was much more better.

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While the second one wasn't amazing, it's all about showbiz, whoever puts on a better show/gets more attention from the viewers win, regardless or skills/talent
 
Toxik said:
While the second one wasn't amazing, it's all about showbiz, whoever puts on a better show/gets more attention from the viewers win, regardless or skills/talent
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Not correct. It's about preferences and friendship between set of countries. Over the past 10 years Russia has been giving 12 to Ukraine and Ukraine was giving 12 to Russia. The same goes to Norway, Sweden, and Finland which keep giving each other the highest scores. So it's not about talant/shows anymore. It's about "you're my friend, I'll give you the highest point.

EDIT: Also, I didn't say Ognevich's song was amazing (to me, it's still a boring shit). I said it was much more better than the one that won.
 
over the top bullshit songs with half-naked guys either performing modern dance or playing drums "tribal" style interluded with the occasional ballad which will never win because the winners need to be a spectacle with volcanos erupting in the background, the acts are trivial anyway because nowadays the countries with the most neighboring countries score the most points. this is evident because in the past ireland won the ESC 7 times, but since they only connect with england; they finish last even though they come with the biggest cliché act of them all (some very feminine looking guy in a leather jacket singing about love with literally a bunch of half-naked oiled guys doing synchronized dancing and drumming).


check out this fucking guy, this FUCKING guy right? performing with the swagger of a former meth addict who was reborn through religion, no longer reminiscing of the past where he used to blow guys behind a walmart for vending machine snacks.
 
pr1mus da scr1pt said:
check out this fucking guy, this FUCKING guy right? performing with the swagger of a former meth addict who was reborn through religion, no longer reminiscing of the past where he used to blow guys behind a walmart for vending machine snacks.
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oh and they sound like the placed last at the "dance act to perform at schools to inform kids drugs are bad and that saying no is totally radical".
 
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