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Whats the difference between a restaurant and Sim city 5?





The servers in the restaurant actually work..
 
Banana said:
<--- was gonna make a joke about womens sports but instead ill just leave you with this comical band joke!

If you are lost in the woods and come across a humble trumpet player, an in-tune tenor saxophone player, and santa clause, who do you ask for directions??

santa clause because the others don't exist!
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I understood the tenor saxophone player part the most.
 
Some baby seals walk into a club....
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Handbag or shoes? :troll:
 
Since I'm a band teacher I have band jokes out the ass.

What's the difference between a flute player and a dressmaker?
The dressmaker tucks up the frills.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
You can tune up the lawn mower.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and miss a bunch of notes.

What's the difference between a soprano, alto, and bass clarinet?
From my experience, the bass burns the longest.

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb ?
Just one, he thinks since he can hold it up high for a long time, then the rest if the world will just revolve around him.
 
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Alright, I have decided my final choice, thanks to everyone who participated, I'm not gonna tell who won here rather just simply add the winner! Thanks & Have a Good One! Let's take it too the sky
 
I apologize in advanced for being extremely late to the winner. My internets been down. I'm getting right on it
 
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