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[CiNiC]

I heard CiNiC just got hit with ransomware on his fuckin' main PC and had to fix dat shit.

Fucking faggots. CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME WATCH MY FUCKING PORN WITHOUT THREATENING TO HAVE ME ARRESTED BY FBI?!?!?!

 

[Tomatketchup]

I heard CiNiC just got hit with ransomware on his fuckin' main PC and had to fix dat shit.

Fucking faggots. CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME WATCH MY FUCKING PORN WITHOUT THREATENING TO HAVE ME ARRESTED BY FB?!?!?!

Arrested by FB?

I know that companies rule the world this day but I never though I'd live to see the day where Facebook can throw people into jail for watching porn.

 

[CiNiC]

Arrested by FB?

I know that companies rule the world this day but I never though I'd live to see the day where Facebook can throw people into jail for watching porn.

Typed from my phone. Bite me.

 

[Tomatketchup]

Typed from my phone. Bite me.

Don't be silly, you'd rather have bigshula bite you.

 

[CiNiC]

For fuck's sake, are passive joke-flirts that are my typical humor going to be resurrected by everyone and reiterated until all funniness is gone?

Why do I ask rhetorical questions?

 

[JayDee]

For fuck's sake, are passive joke-flirts that are my typical humor going to be resurrected by everyone and reiterated until all funniness is gone?

Why do I ask rhetorical questions?

Lol
but
but
Herald said the same thing about 'dits'

 

[CiNiC]

Lol
but
but
Herald said the same thing about 'dits'

He didn't embrace "dits" and say it. I make passive (or active) flirt joaks to scare off wimmins, and everyone goes apeshit jumping on the bandwagon.

 

[JayDee]

He didn't embrace "dits" and say it. I make passive (or active) flirt joaks to scare off wimmins, and everyone goes apeshit jumping on the bandwagon.

Yes.

 

[Tomatketchup]

For fuck's sake, are passive joke-flirts that are my typical humor going to be resurrected by everyone and reiterated until all funniness is gone?

Why do I ask rhetorical questions?

Passive joke-flirts, yeah right. More like trying to type out how horny you are without looking desperate.

 

[CiNiC]

I'm not getting into more arguments with Eurotrash.

 

[Tomatketchup]

I'm not getting into more arguments with Eurotrash.

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THE TRUTH

 

[CiNiC]

YOU'RE RIGHT
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT

I WANT SHULA TO BUILD ME A COMPUTER AND DRESS ME UP AS A SPY WHILE SHE BENDS OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN YOGA PANTS WHILE DRINKING

THE TRUTH HURTS
SO MUCH

 

[Tomatketchup]

YOU'RE RIGHT
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT

I WANT SHULA TO BUILD ME A COMPUTER AND DRESS ME UP AS A SPY WHILE SHE BENDS OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN YOGA PANTS WHILE DRINKING

THE TRUTH HURTS
SO MUCH

you forgot the part where you want to lose your virginity to a milf

 

[CiNiC]

you forgot the part where you want to lose your virginity to a milf

Lost virginity already newfag.
And not a MILF.
THE MILF

 

[Shula]

YOU'RE RIGHT
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT

I WANT SHULA TO BUILD ME A COMPUTER AND DRESS ME UP AS A SPY WHILE SHE BENDS OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN YOGA PANTS WHILE DRINKING

THE TRUTH HURTS
SO MUCH

I heard that I am to take your virginity. Bring a goat, a tub Crisco, some rope, 2 midgets, a video camera, a tarp and some bunny ears and we can get this show on the road.

 

[CiNiC]

I heard that I am to take your virginity. Bring a goat, a tub Crisco, some rope, 2 midgets, a video camera, a tarp and some bunny ears and we can get this show on the road.

I am drunk and smiling the biggest smile of confusion I've wielded in many moons.

 

[Doctor Who]

I am drunk and sporting the biggest boner of confusion I've wielded in many moons.

FTFY


btw I find it funny how Cinic halfheartedly flirts with her for jollies after I've heard some things through the grapevine.

 

[Tomatketchup]

I've heard some things through the grapevine.

inb4 unmod

 

[Maddo]

I am drunk.

Just another day then.

 

[JayDee]

I'm not getting into more arguments with Eurotrash.

eheheh
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