jwso is now Away.
jwso is now Online.
jwso is now Online.
jwso is now Offline.
jwso is now Online.
jwso is now Offline.
jwso is now Online.
jwso: i fucking love my xxl horse dildo
jwso is now Offline.
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
9:48 AM - Jonathan: DR.MUTT
9:48 AM - Jonathan: how can i get started in dota 2 items trade/sell
9:48 AM - Dr. Muttonstache: Thats nice, go away.
9:49 AM - Jonathan: FUCK YOU
9:50 AM - Jonathan: :'(
9:50 AM - Dr. Muttonstache: Thats nice, meanwhile, I have to go.
It's probably for the best that I never told him.
I'm getting very tired of him randomly talking to me about this reduntant b.s, but i laugh when i hear what he asks about, what do i do?
 
Tomatketchup: takethepants
Tomatketchup: what are you doing
takethepants: not much
Tomatketchup: why not takethepants
takethepants: because it's saturday
Tomatketchup: and your friends are out drinking but you couldn't come because they consider you lame?
Tomatketchup: we talked about this last week, that you were supposed to be more outgoing
Tomatketchup: Or else we can never cure your depression
takethepants: well i'm not depressed, so that would be hard to cure
Tomatketchup: see, we can never cure your depression with this attitude
Tomatketchup: as your totally entitled and researched psychologist takethepants I must say I'm here to help you
Tomatketchup: but I can't help you if you're going to have a negative attitude
takethepants: i'm probably closer to a psychologist than you are
Tomatketchup: takethepants
Tomatketchup: no
Tomatketchup: bad takethepants
Tomatketchup: BAD
Tomatketchup: VERY BAD
Tomatketchup: YOU HAVE DISGRACED FAMIRY HONOR
Tomatketchup: YOU MUST SOLVE-U SUDOKU NOW-U
takethepants: i got a minor in it in college, so that's probably more than you
Tomatketchup: SUDOKUUUUUUUUU
Tomatketchup: SUDOKUUAHHUHUHUHUHHUUUUHU
Tomatketchup: yes well I'm your psychologist right now so I don't care
takethepants: i have so many sudoku books, i have already solved many
Tomatketchup: I'm here for you takethepants
Tomatketchup: not for anyone else
Tomatketchup: not even you
Tomatketchup: just you takethepants
Tomatketchup: now tell me your problems
Tomatketchup: did your mom beat herself up as your dad was a kid takethepants
takethepants: what?
Tomatketchup: DID SHE TAKETHEPANTS
Tomatketchup: GODAMMIT TAKETHEPANTS CALM DOWN
Tomatketchup: CALM THE FUCK DOWN AAAAAH MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
Tomatketchup: JESUS CHRIST MY HAIR IS ON FUCKING FIRE
Tomatketchup: AAHADWIDJAHWDAWKDAH
Tomatketchup: here, solve some sudoku
Tomatketchup: 9:x:8
Tomatketchup: what's supposed to be inbetween takethepants
takethepants: you need a full grid
Tomatketchup: if you don't solve this sudoku you can never become the king of candyland takethepants
takethepants: it can be anything except 9 or 8
Tomatketchup: GODAMMIT TAKETHEPANTS DON'T QUESTION MY SUDOKUUJUJUJUKUJUUUJKUKUKUKUKUK
Tomatketchup: this is about you takethepants
Tomatketchup: not me
Tomatketchup: not your mom
Tomatketchup: who i didnt sleep with last night
Tomatketchup: at all
Tomatketchup: not your dad
Tomatketchup: whom i didnt sleep with last night either
Tomatketchup: because he slept with your mom
Tomatketchup: UUU
Tomatketchup: anyway
Tomatketchup: solve this sudoku takethepants
Tomatketchup: and claim your throne
Tomatketchup: as the king of candyland
Tomatketchup: so you can free the chocolate people of ukawagawgasudoku
Tomatketchup: or else they're going to die
Tomatketchup: DIE
Tomatketchup: i assure you
Tomatketchup: takethepants are you still there
takethepants: yes?
Tomatketchup: solve sudoku
Tomatketchup: now
Tomatketchup: come on
takethepants: i need to be in the mood
Tomatketchup: but takethepants
Tomatketchup: you must become king of candyland
takethepants: i think i became kind of candyland at like 8
takethepants: king
Tomatketchup: well according to my sudoku bookmarking of chocolate kindness and mom of beat herself upping you're not
Tomatketchup: so fuck you solve the sudoku
Tomatketchup: claim your title
Tomatketchup: save chocolate people
Tomatketchup: else they die
takethepants: but i would rather eat the chocolate people than die
Tomatketchup: i would too
Tomatketchup: but youre not dying
Tomatketchup: youre just depressed
Tomatketchup: and you need to solve the sudoku
takethepants: well the only way to represent my answer to the on you posted would be 9:{1,2,3,4,5,6,7}:8
Tomatketchup: YOU SOLVED THE SUDOKU
Tomatketchup: CONGRATULATIONS
Tomatketchup: YOU ARE NOW DEAD
Tomatketchup: POPULATION: YOU
Tomatketchup: BUT DEA
Tomatketchup: D
Tomatketchup: SO YOU'RE LIKE
Tomatketchup: dangit dead is still unpopulated
Tomatketchup: oh well
Tomatketchup: YOU ARE NOW KING OF CANDYLAND
Tomatketchup: what do you wanna do first
takethepants: eat the chocolate people
Tomatketchup: you have eaten the chocolate people
Tomatketchup: candyland has entered a civil war
Tomatketchup: one side wants to kill you
Tomatketchup: the other one listens to floppy country music
Tomatketchup: what do you do
takethepants: eat both sides and poop out a candyland master race
Tomatketchup: you tried to poop out a new candyland master race, but a triceratops from the organization of racial ethics rammed it's head up your butt
Tomatketchup: what do you do
takethepants: contemplate suicide because a triceratops has rammed its horn up my butt resulting in an extreme amount of pain and think about what i've done to get me to this place
Tomatketchup: the triceratops has digged itself into your stomach and made you pregnant with the antichrist of the zoroastrianistic religion, forcing you to grow a bismarck moustache
Tomatketchup: a black man presents to you a blue pill and a red pill
Tomatketchup: the red pill kills you, the blue pill makes you solve a sudoku
Tomatketchup: what do you do
takethepants: well sudoku is what got me here and there are no guartantees of relief from solving it, so i would probably take the red pill
Tomatketchup: you pick the blue pill and must now solve a sudoku
Tomatketchup: 3,5,x
Tomatketchup: what is x
takethepants: x != 3 || x != 5
Tomatketchup: correct
Tomatketchup: the black man now turns into a shoe of eternal wisdomry
Tomatketchup: he has an important task to give you to finally end this adventure and rid the world of all evil
Tomatketchup: are you up for it?
takethepants: sure
Tomatketchup: once you say yes you must do this, even if you don't know what your task is
Tomatketchup: are you still up for it
takethepants: ok
Tomatketchup: you must
Tomatketchup: unban me from the skial forums
takethepants: lol, you really went through all that to try and get me to unban you?
Tomatketchup: you got to solve a few sudokus
Tomatketchup: thats gotta be something
Tomatketchup: everyone loves sudokus
takethepants: well one of the points expires in two days. i'll remove that point, but the other two will remain until they expire. so if anyone gives you a warning point then you'll be banned again
Tomatketchup: damn, I cant believe that worked
 
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this thread 3rd page not cool

dan and i drink 2 ladies and stuff wlecom

7:18 PM - DanHack: Nub eut u mean
7:18 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: eut
7:18 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: wat
7:18 PM - DanHack: Im a lul drinkin
7:18 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: dood
7:18 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i am too
7:18 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: this is good
7:19 PM - DanHack: I goy women
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i hav one 2
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: o
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: u mean pluar
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: *plural
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: womens
7:19 PM - DanHack: Oki
7:19 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i just have the one
7:20 PM - DanHack: At fruends watchin futball
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: who cares about the sportball
7:20 PM - DanHack: Gurls mmmmmmm
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: *bimbos
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: *whores
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: u mena
7:20 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: but dan
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: you get girls all time
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: y do u car
7:21 PM - DanHack: Still liek gurls
7:21 PM - DanHack: I liek girls
7:21 PM - DanHack: Alot
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i am girls alot 2
7:21 PM - DanHack: Not dating them but uk
7:21 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: im girl alot 2 future then not now
7:22 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: like
7:22 PM - DanHack: Oki
7:22 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: 12 moths
7:22 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: or some shit
[redacted but funny as hell]
[some shiet about vipper and chinook]
7:22 PM - DanHack: Me twoo
7:23 PM - DanHack: Steeling women fro me
7:23 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: lolnope
7:23 PM - DanHack: Lulululul
7:23 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: but not kidding
[something about our wenches]
[more blablabla]
[private per request]
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: why have 2 girls when you could have 3 and half
7:24 PM - DanHack: Oki
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: oki
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: doki
7:24 PM - DanHack: I liek ass
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: do you
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: want
7:24 PM - DanHack: Articokie
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: to see
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: no
7:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: nevermin
7:24 PM - DanHack: Nuh
7:24 PM - DanHack: Wut
[redacted for privicy]
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: noooo
7:25 PM - DanHack: Lululil
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: loli
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: sure
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: we like loli
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: o
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: luli
7:25 PM - DanHack: Wut
7:25 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: nvmin
7:25 PM - DanHack: Nuh
7:25 PM - DanHack: Wut
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: whuat
7:26 PM - DanHack: Brb women sittinbon me
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: how about
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: ask for $$$
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: dan
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: 2tall4them
7:26 PM - DanHack: 2big4them
7:26 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: NO
7:27 PM - DanHack: Thry will manage somehor
7:27 PM - DanHack: Bye
7:27 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: no
7:27 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: u cant by me
 
I seem to attract more people that think I'm stupid now that ive started to advertise my SFM work. This was justsome randome invite and I thought I was going to get some SFM work.


Never tell your password to anyone.
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Hello
Devin64156: hi
{FG}Sniper is spy!: COuld you link me to outpost profile please
Devin64156: ???
{FG}Sniper is spy!: ?
Devin64156: link you a profile??
{FG}Sniper is spy!: You don't use tf2outpost?
Devin64156: i do but what exactly are you asking for
{FG}Sniper is spy!: The link to your profile
Devin64156: http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/140496
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Oh yea
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Yes*
{FG}Sniper is spy!: It was about your service
Devin64156: ohh the sfm picks
{FG}Sniper is spy!: ?
Devin64156: i make coustome sfm picks
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Yea
Devin64156: alright
Devin64156: whats your idea
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Could you make it for a group?
Devin64156: yes
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ok
Devin64156: like a group photo
{FG}Sniper is spy!: I mean like sfm forthe group
Devin64156: ya here ill give you the link to my work
{FG}Sniper is spy!: kk Hold on
{FG}Sniper is spy!: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/freegranny
Devin64156: whats this for
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ok just a sfm for me then
Devin64156: http://www.skial.com/threads/new-photo-the-end.33444/
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ah
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ok hold on
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now Online.

2 Hours later.

Devin64156: Ok ive been waiting. Was this just an attempt to get me to join your group??
{FG}Sniper is spy!: No
Devin64156: sooo
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Sorry i was thinking of something else when i added you
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Sorry
Devin64156: you had the first part right about the sfm thing but then you sent me the steam group link and since i did not join it now your telling me that you were thinking about somthing elce when you added me.
{FG}Sniper is spy!: I was thinking of like an icon
{FG}Sniper is spy!: for like a profile
Devin64156: i can do that
{FG}Sniper is spy!: That's why i sent you that group
{FG}Sniper is spy!: To see if you could make an icon for them
Devin64156: are you refuring to my female pyro
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Kinda
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Or whatevea
Devin64156: dam miss spellings
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Yea
Devin64156: so what are you wanting done
{FG}Sniper is spy!: ummmm
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here

That's all he sent.
 
I seem to attract more people that think I'm stupid now that ive started to advertise my SFM work. This was justsome randome invite and I thought I was going to get work.


Never tell your password to anyone.
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Hello
Devin64156: hi
{FG}Sniper is spy!: COuld you link me to outpost profile please
Devin64156: ???
{FG}Sniper is spy!: ?
Devin64156: link you a profile??
{FG}Sniper is spy!: You don't use tf2outpost?
Devin64156: i do but what exactly are you asking for
{FG}Sniper is spy!: The link to your profile
Devin64156: http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/140496
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Oh yea
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Yes*
{FG}Sniper is spy!: It was about your service
Devin64156: ohh the sfm picks
{FG}Sniper is spy!: ?
Devin64156: i make coustome sfm picks
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Yea
Devin64156: alright
Devin64156: whats your idea
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Could you make it for a group?
Devin64156: yes
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ok
Devin64156: like a group photo
{FG}Sniper is spy!: I mean like sfm forthe group
Devin64156: ya here ill give you the link to my work
{FG}Sniper is spy!: kk Hold on
{FG}Sniper is spy!: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/freegranny
Devin64156: whats this for
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ok just a sfm for me then
Devin64156: http://www.skial.com/threads/new-photo-the-end.33444/
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ah
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Ok hold on
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now Online.

2 Hours later.

Devin64156: Ok ive been waiting. Was this just an attempt to get me to join your group??
{FG}Sniper is spy!: No
Devin64156: sooo
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Sorry i was thinking of something else when i added you
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Sorry
Devin64156: you had the first part right about the sfm thing but then you sent me the steam group link and since i did not join it now your telling me that you were thinking about somthing elce when you added me.
{FG}Sniper is spy!: I was thinking of like an icon
{FG}Sniper is spy!: for like a profile
Devin64156: i can do that
{FG}Sniper is spy!: That's why i sent you that group
{FG}Sniper is spy!: To see if you could make an icon for them
Devin64156: are you refuring to my female pyro
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Kinda
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Or whatevea
Devin64156: dam miss spellings
{FG}Sniper is spy!: Yea
Devin64156: so what are you wanting done
{FG}Sniper is spy!: ummmm
{FG}Sniper is spy! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here

That's all he sent me at 12:00PM today

dood im drunk and i can understand mi own post better than this yours.
 
pt 2
7:46 PM - DanHack: Oki
7:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: no
7:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: not oki
7:47 PM - DanHack: Yed
7:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: oki is a faget
7:47 PM - DanHack: Oku
7:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: byt eh whey
7:47 PM - DanHack: U
7:47 PM - DanHack: Ki
7:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: how how was that asian girl in picture
7:47 PM - DanHack: Randon
7:48 PM - DanHack: No me gysta
7:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: noo
7:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i mean
7:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: threaded girl
7:49 PM - DanHack: Hm
7:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: in her
7:49 PM - DanHack: Whur
7:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: o wai
7:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: that was mittens
7:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: mittens gets bitches
7:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: not u
7:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: u lied to me in my own barn
7:50 PM - DanHack: Mittwns gat
7:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: u u u fag
7:50 PM - DanHack: Daget
7:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: oor
7:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: nevermind
7:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: that was u
7:51 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i lied in brain
7:51 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: okay
7:51 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: how was asn grl
7:51 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: http://i.imgur.com/E3TPy.jpg
7:51 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: who
7:51 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: wher can i contact her so i can have two asian girls in me bed at one tiem
7:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: noooooo
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: you must talk to meeee
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: im lones
7:54 PM - DanHack: I hot fruends
7:54 PM - DanHack: And shr minor
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: pics
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: rite now
7:54 PM - DanHack: Anf not for mi
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: take them with fone
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: wai
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: shes minor
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: ffff
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: how minor
7:54 PM - DanHack: Suri
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: wai
7:54 PM - DanHack: 17
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: we still talking about this asn girl
7:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: dam
7:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: never the mind then
7:55 PM - DanHack: Outofurleague
7:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: wont matter
7:55 PM - DanHack: Wut
7:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: noo dan
7:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: neverminddd
7:55 PM - DanHack: L
7:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: pics of you handing out
7:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: with your mates
7:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: and those bimbos
7:56 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: with timestamp
7:56 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: and current drink
7:56 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i wnat pororof
7:56 PM - DanHack: Tirmstamp mpbile?
7:56 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: get paper
7:56 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: write
7:56 PM - DanHack: Fuk u
7:56 PM - DanHack: Nlmakin mr work
7:56 PM - DanHack: Bye
7:56 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: doctor mettonsoft is a faggt 1/20/2013 ur an ass
7:57 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: on paper
7:57 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: with bitches
7:57 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: and dranks
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
9:35 PM - ViperStriker: Hello.
9:36 PM - ViperStriker: Whatcha need Xel?
9:38 PM - ViperStriker: Yeah, I know you're not the real Xel.
9:38 PM - ViperStriker: I already had him on my friend's list.
9:38 PM - ViperStriker: Moron.
9:39 PM - ViperStriker: Do your research next time you try to scam someone with an impersonator account.
Xel'Naga is now Offline.

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psshhhhh who the fuck needs ppl to rep you the best rep comes from yourself
 
DrMuttonstache is a nice guy when he is drunk. He told me every one hats me (yay free hats) and he gives very good suicide tips and the best thing of all is he made me a map which still dose not have an X on it.
:)

Never tell your password to anyone.
Dr. Muttonstache: go back
Dr. Muttonstache: to 9gag
Dr. Muttonstache: u fat neckbead
Devin64156: but i dont have a map can you draw one for me
Dr. Muttonstache: what the fuck talking about
Dr. Muttonstache: get that dick out of your ear
Devin64156: ok ill tell viper to stop but how dose that effect my typing skills
Dr. Muttonstache: whaht that fuck talking about
Dr. Muttonstache: just
Dr. Muttonstache: just quit skial
Dr. Muttonstache: everyone hats you
Dr. Muttonstache: nobod cares about you and your cars
Dr. Muttonstache: go stick your dick in muffler
Devin64156: i get hats from skial users cool
Dr. Muttonstache: huff c02
Dr. Muttonstache: guzzle gas
Devin64156: and please dont involve me in your bad sexual fetishes
Dr. Muttonstache: i only have one fetish
Dr. Muttonstache: you dont involve those
Dr. Muttonstache: the only think i want from u is to leave
Dr. Muttonstache: drown yourself in co2 garage
Dr. Muttonstache: siphon gas
Devin64156: then why do you talk about my dick so much
Dr. Muttonstache: what
Dr. Muttonstache: this is why nobody liks you
Dr. Muttonstache: go to 9gag
Dr. Muttonstache: everyone is like you there
Devin64156: you said i was not involved in your sexual fetishes
Dr. Muttonstache: everyone cares about your car shit
Dr. Muttonstache: everyone cares about your dick
Dr. Muttonstache: everyone wants dick at 9gag
Dr. Muttonstache: you fit right in
Dr. Muttonstache: go away
Devin64156: but i dont have a map
Devin64156: can you make me one
Devin64156: you make me one
Dr. Muttonstache: here
Dr. Muttonstache: you ---> now exiting skial ---> now entering depths of internet ---> take a left at hell --> 9gag
Dr. Muttonstache: there you go
Dr. Muttonstache: go awya
Devin64156: thats not a map it needs an x to markthe spot
Dr. Muttonstache: your worse than joanthan
Dr. Muttonstache: not kidding
Dr. Muttonstache: you are
Devin64156: awsome
Devin64156: i love you too
Dr. Muttonstache: stop fucking messaging me
Dr. Muttonstache: i need you to stop
Dr. Muttonstache: so i can access friends list
Dr. Muttonstache: to remove you
Devin64156: but you started talking to me
Dr. Muttonstache is now Offline.:(

Life will never be the same without muttons
 
Tomatketchup: viper
ViperStriker: wat
Tomatketchup: you're the pepsi generation
ViperStriker: The what?
Tomatketchup: you're the pepsi generation
ViperStriker: And what is that supposed to mean?
Tomatketchup: You're a whole new generation
Tomatketchup: You're dancing through the day
Tomatketchup: You're grabbing for the magic on the run
Tomatketchup: You're a whole nwe generation
Tomatketchup: You're lovin' what you do
Tomatketchup: Put a Pepsi in the motion
Tomatketchup: That choice is up to you
Tomatketchup: Hey-hey
ViperStriker: And you're high.
Tomatketchup: You're the Pepsi Generation
ViperStriker: That is all.
Tomatketchup: Guzzle down and
Tomatketchup: taste the thrill of the day
Tomatketchup: And feel the Pepsi way
Tomatketchup: Taste the thrill of the day
Tomatketchup: And feel the Pepsi way
Tomatketchup: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rH4JP-952U8/Tyi-GbVxcDI/AAAAAAAABzs/xTOpOn9hyZ4/s1600/pepsi1.jpg
Tomatketchup: viper
Tomatketchup: viper
ViperStriker: WHAT
Tomatketchup: hi viper
ViperStriker: SWEET FUCK ON AN EGGROLL
ViperStriker: WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCK DO YOU WANT
Tomatketchup: viper
ViperStriker: What.
Tomatketchup: why are you getting angry
Tomatketchup: you scare me
ViperStriker: Because I'
ViperStriker: FUCKING ENTER KEY
ViperStriker: FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK
ViperStriker: IT'S DONE THIS ALL FUCKING DAY
ViperStriker: CHRIST
Tomatketchup: viper
ViperStriker: Anyway, I've had a long day and I don't need your shenanigans.
Tomatketchup: calm down viper
Tomatketchup: i love you
ViperStriker: >:C
Tomatketchup: viper
Tomatketchup: viper
ViperStriker: WHAT
Tomatketchup: you're the pepsi generation
ViperStriker: ...
ViperStriker: Leave.
ViperStriker: Now.
ViperStriker: Before.
ViperStriker: I.
ViperStriker: Flip.
ViperStriker: Shit.
Tomatketchup: lol ok
Tomatketchup: but seriously viper
Tomatketchup: if i can just say one thing before you flip any shit
Tomatketchup: is that ok?
ViperStriker: WHAT
Tomatketchup: you're the pepsi generation
ViperStriker: Blocked.
 
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Several people were discussing evolution in another channel, When I enter I am greeted by breach, and it goes like this:

Tuesday, January 22, 2013
10:10 PM - Breach: welcome to evolution talk
10:10 PM - Construction Zombie: lol
10:11 PM - Breach: im watching movies so ive toned them out
10:11 PM - Construction Zombie: simply put; why do monkeys still exist :3
10:12 PM - Breach: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00364/101212_IKEA_MONKEY__364227a.jpg
10:12 PM - Breach: thats why
10:12 PM - Construction Zombie: lol it evolved
10:13 PM - Breach: mhm
10:13 PM - Construction Zombie: why do gays exist if they cant reproduce?
10:13 PM - Breach: take the children of those of heterosexual people adn care for them
10:13 PM - Breach: *and
10:13 PM - Construction Zombie: birth through the dick?
10:13 PM - Breach: its a bitch
10:14 PM - Breach: its like a kidney stone but bigger
10:14 PM - Construction Zombie: i can see that; not physically
10:15 PM - Construction Zombie: this should be posted on ims i get thread
10:15 PM - Breach: hold on ill find a pick on how it would work
10:15 PM - Construction Zombie: oh god no
10:15 PM - Construction Zombie: google "gay birth"
10:15 PM - Construction Zombie: rainbows fucking everywhere
10:16 PM - Breach: http://danoftheday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/alien-bursting-from-stomach.jpg
10:16 PM - Breach: looks like that
10:16 PM - Breach: :D
10:16 PM - Construction Zombie: should i say?
10:17 PM - Breach: up to you, you cant post it if you want
10:20 PM - Breach: now if a human and a monkey mate would that create the missing link
10:20 PM - Breach: = mind blown
10:20 PM - Construction Zombie: +1 :3
10:21 PM - Breach: 2/10 would slam
10:21 PM - Construction Zombie: absolutely
10:22 PM - Breach: http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/764500/764697_bb3f_625x1000.jpg
10:22 PM - Breach: looks like that
 
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Tomatketchup: Also, I must say my internet goes rather fast considering I'm downloading an entire season of school hentai
Derpingson: LOLWHAT
Tomatketchup: Not sure if I should compromise my somewhat unstable internet connection by trying to download Bakshi's LOTR at the same time
Derpingson: :P
Tomatketchup: Or wait, the hentai is called Slight Fever
Tomatketchup: Is it hospital related then?
Tomatketchup: Fuck
Derpingson: lolk
Derpingson: xD
Tomatketchup: I'm just wondering
Tomatketchup: Because I don't remember being into nurse porn
Derpingson: lolwut
Derpingson: i dont think i need to know this
Derpingson is now Offline.
 
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