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Boa-Noah

Boa-Noah

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Describe some crazy/wacky dreams that you can remember, if it's a sexual dream then hide it behind a spoiler or something.

I'll start with my most vivid dream yet, I can still remember it as clear as day and it's been years since I had it:

It was me, my brother, and my cousin (she was my best friend when I was a kid), for some reason we were all sitting in a clawfoot tub. The tub was completely dry and it was sitting in the middle of a train track, but the weird thing is is that the entire landscape was dry dirt and train tracks, maybe a weed every now and then but mostly train tracks.

We weren't doing anything weird, just talking about stuff, the biggest topic seemed to be a pink dress (I have no idea why.) The world kind of seemed to lose colour as the dream went on, fading from full colour to sepia before finally becoming greyscale. Then the rain started, it was ice cold but it didn't touch anything aside from us, the tub and the world around us remained completely dry.

Then a train came out of nowhere and I woke up before it smashed into the tub.
 
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Well I had a dream about Skial this morning. It even starred people I generally don't discuss anything with around here. I haven't even seen what they look like so my mind attributed a random physicality for them. I think it was Ruelel, Bottiger, and Cylosis. We were all driving around in this beat up pickup truck with a bunch of computer equipment in the back which was apparently used to rob ATMs. At the time we were being chased by the cops out in the middle of a bunch of farmfields which was apparently where out hideout was. So we went to this run down cinder block utility building and we were about to climb down a ladder when the cops caught up to us. Bottiger stayed behind and manned a .50 caliber machine gun to cover our escape.

Probably the most random dream I've ever had.
 
There was this dream I had like a week ago... the memory has kinda faded, but I'll do my best. It took place in that one Goldeneye map, y'know, the one called Complex? Except the terrain was a bit different, and it was made in the Portal art style (ie, the walls were all white, etc). So what I remember starts at number one on the picture below. I was in a white jumpsuit, and I walked along the shaded pathway. When I got about half way across the path, some weird, white, roly, poly bug-esq thing dropped from the ceiling at number 2. Only it was giant. So it started rolling towards me, but I jumped away and climbed up ramp D on the pic. Once I got to point 3 on the pic, some rubble fell in front of me and blocked my path. I turned around and there was the roly poly thing, uncurling. Some... thing started to crawl out of it calling "Austin... Auuuuuuuuustin... *bunch of weird alien speak*..." Then I either woke up, or I just can't remember any more, I don't know which.
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(BTW, my name is Austin in case you hadn't already guessed)
 
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Might as well do another dream, this one was a little more weird soooo...

This dream started like most of my dreams, I was walking around downtown (I couldn't describe the city if I tried, it seemed really generic and unspecific) when I spotted a little red dress for sale that I just had to have. But I was poor so I decided to steal the dress in the most sane way I possibly could, I punched through the glass window and grabbed the dress before running as fast as I can, I managed to make it back home in time so the cops wouldn't catch me (dream logic.)

Then I put on my make-up and the dress and decide to go get drunk, I have no idea why I wanted to do that but I did, the stroll to the bar was uneventful (it was easily the least weird thing to ever happen in a dream I've had.)

The bar was way different, the wood was now swanky black leather and the whole place looked more modern and fetishy, the bartender was a really muscular man wearing a cheetah pattern thong and for some reason he seemed to be permanently coated in a fine sheen of oil. I ordered my drink like normal and just kind of waited, a couple guys I couldn't see would touch my butt and hair but for some reason I didn't mind. when the drink came the bartender was fully nude and I was getting a little 'hot n heavy' so I hit on him a little and we mosied on over to the back room for a little fun. I won't go into specifics because I can't really remember any but it seemed like a standard doggy romp, he either didn't notice or didn't care about my penis but I was certainly having fun regardless of what attention my nethers were getting. It was getting really hot and sweaty and the room sort of started to 'melt', colours were running into each other and mixing and then the wall fell away, I felt a little odd as I was being watched by a room full of people (faceless people) but I just kept on going. I was getting close to my 'finale' when the bartender leaned over me and yelled "IT'S TIME TO GET UP!" in my mom's voice.

That was definitely my least satisfying sexy dream ever, I didn't even get to finish because it was Christmas morning and grandma was visiting for the day.
 
Since December 21, 2012 has passed this isn't very relevant anymore but it was still creepy/lulzy.

Anyhow, here we go.

So I wake up one Saturday morning and realize I feel like replaying the Half-Life series for the 16th or so time, play just about all day, but when it comes time to play Half-Life 2: Episode 2, I see it has to update. Brushing it off as a Source Engine update, I let it finish then proceed to start the game and play. When I get to the very end though, it doesn't go as it had before. There were end credits, not like any other, with weird code replaying over and over in the background. Creeped out by this, I googled it and found multiple sites discussing what they had found, and that once deciphered using C++ or something of the sort, it came out to a date. That date was December 21st, 2012. Confronted by Gabe Newell about the shocking developments, he gave no information on the topic until the day had arrived. Outside of the Valve complex in Washington, a rift in the sky opened as what appeared to be a Mayan God came out of it, demanding Gabe Newell release Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Gabe Newell, calling for his right-hand man Robin Walker, tell him to take a flash drive from his hand and upload it to Gabe's personal PC. As Robin is about to make his way to the PC, Gabe Newell starts to be levitated into the air by the Mayan God, only to enter the rift with uttering a few final words. "Trust me, this was definitely worth the wait.", he said as he fully entered the rift, and just as quickly as it appeared, it vanished. Once at Gabe's personal PC, Robin inserts the flash drive into the PC, which then Steam opens saying it'sa received a client update, with only one patch note: "Added Half-Life 2: Episode 3 to the Steam Store, and granting a free copy to every active Steam account. Before Robin can even react, Steam closes and the entire PC shits down only to begin glowing with a purple aura, then finally shuts down and won't turn back on. As foretold by the update, every other Steam account simultaneously closes and copies of Half-Life 2: Episode 3 are distributed to every active Steam account.

And that is why you don't drink heavily before bed, kids.
 
I had reoccuring dreams/nightmares when I was really young, and these two I remember the most;
Had two dads. One was my normal one, and the other a Spanish dad. The best part was the Spanish dad had a moustache and always wore a sombrero. Nothing really went on in the dreams, but it was kinda.. fucked up I guess

I watched IT with my brother for the first time when I was 4 and it scarred me for life. Three to four nights a week I would have a dream that the clown was at the end of my bed with a knife wanting to kill me.. to this day I don't sleep with my toes sticking out of my blanket

All I can remember atm, don't dream that often but when I do I usually forget about them instantly
 
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My dreams are pretty bland, almost to the point where I can't distinguish between something I dreamed about and a real event.

Weirdest dream I had was where I was in my house which for some reason was moved to this commieblock area instead of our regular neighborhood. I was convinced that I was a priest who killed vampires and I was storming into my kitchen where my family had become vampires. Apparently I I had a bottle with me and I tried glassing the vampires but they were too strong and I had to leave my house. I ran into someone's commieblock and they were also vampires but I find a stake and try slashing them but they pulled me down and tore into my stomach.

So I die and I end up at what's supposed to be hell but it's actually an empty field with demolished buildings. I keep looking and I find a line of racing dragsters piloted by people from my old high school and my dad's car only it had rockets attached. So then this tiny little demon calls on everybody to get ready to start racing presumably, but then my alarm went off.

It's been over two years and I'm still trying to recreate that race, 'cause, man, I need to.
 
I had a weird one a few nights ago after watching Gone in Sixty Seconds.

So I was on a ferry with who I assumed was the captain, and he was talking in Italian for some reason. I nodded but I didn't really understand what he was saying, so he pressed a button and a nearby boat blew up. I asked him why, and we started saying something in Italian, and some translation credits came up underneath him. He said if I don't get a necklace from the other ship in an hour, he would blow up the ferry as well.

After a bunch of stupid things happening in the dream, I managed to reach the bottom of the other boat and then I woke up.

You know that feel when you want to continue a dream the next night? I felt that feel so hard the next day, but sadly, the boat dream hasn't concluded.
 
When I was around 5 I had a dream where I was talking to a dead turkey. For some reason it attacked me so I beat a already dead turkey back to death.

It sucked too, he seemed like a pretty neat guy. Go figure
 
I had a dream last year where I was stuck in a parking lot with my brother during the beginning hours of a zombie invasion. Right when we found a working car, this old lady came up and threatened to infect us, so I had to give it up to her. Everything that happened after that was a blue and I'm pretty sure I ended up dying.

Anyone here ever try Lucid Dreaming?
 
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Whenever I was sick, I had these "Dizzy dreams" where I was trapped in some sorta disco ball in bed in space and spinning around uncontrollably that would eventually wake me up and I'd vomit.
 
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NothingMuchHereToSay said:
Whenever I was sick, I had these "Dizzy dreams" where I was trapped in some sorta disco ball in bed in space and spinning around uncontrollably that would eventually wake me up and I'd vomit.
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I used to have those kinds of dreams, a bunch of random lights flashing on and off while I was rotating. Instead of vomiting when I woke up, I'd feel extremely dizzy and have a ringing in my ear. Doesn't happen anymore, thankfully.
 
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Blade the Hero said:
I used to have those kinds of dreams, a bunch of random lights flashing on and off while I was rotating. Instead of vomiting when I woke up, I'd feel extremely dizzy and have a ringing in my ear. Doesn't happen anymore, thankfully.
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Lol, it happened a lot when I was a kid, and yeah I experienced that shit too, it was painful but pretty cool. It was the only thing that could make me vomit aside from viruses.
 
I had a dream about two or three years ago, stuck with me ever since.

I'm out in the forest, it's snowing, I'm wrapped up in what I think is lotsa pelts of dead animals, there's a guy with me and we both have hunting rifles.
We're walking to this log cabin in the middle of the trees and when we finally get to it we open it up and a wolf is eating our friend. We shoot at the wolf and it just turns around, grabs the other guy by the head, then pulls him through the house while I'm firing at it and he's screaming.

It drags him into the bathroom then goes out the window dragging my friend with him.. somehow headfirst but his head is the last thing to go out (dreams, fuck logic) and his head gets stuck in the window, it then twitches and blurrs almost like what the faces of the twitchers in the original deadspace did. He starts freaking out then stops and stares at me and says to me in by far the scariest voice I've ever heard. "You're next".

Couldn't sleep for about three days after that.
 
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