As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

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<17:38:48> "SvenPhantom": best fapping music ever
<17:38:55> "SvenPhantom": #bestfappingmusic2013
<17:38:56> "CiNiC": HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
<17:39:05> "CiNiC": OH YEAH MINNIE
<17:39:06> "CiNiC": FUCK YEAH
<17:39:09> "CiNiC": HIT THAT HIGH NOTE
<17:39:10> "CiNiC": HARDER
<17:39:12> "CiNiC": HARDER
<17:39:13> "CiNiC": YEAH
<17:39:18> "CiNiC": LA ME BITCH
<17:39:20> "CiNiC": OH YEAH
<17:39:26> "CiNiC": DO MM DO ME
<17:39:28> "CiNiC": YES
<17:39:28> "CiNiC": YES
<17:39:29> "CiNiC": HARDER
<17:39:31> "CiNiC": YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<17:39:41> "CiNiC": WHITE
<17:39:42> "CiNiC": SEMEN
<17:39:44> "CiNiC": YUES
<17:39:48> "SvenPhantom": I love TS so much
<17:39:48> "SvenPhantom": lmfao
<17:39:53> "CiNiC": LOVE ME HARDER
<17:39:55> "CiNiC": OH
<17:39:55> "CiNiC": OH
<17:39:56> "CiNiC": OH
<17:39:56> "CiNiC": OH
<17:39:58> "CiNiC": ALMOST MINNIE
<17:39:59> "CiNiC": ASDFASDKLJFASDFASDFLK;JASDFASDF
<17:40:05> "CiNiC": !#@$@%^$terw#sdfsdxgcgvmghfsaedthng
<17:40:06> "SvenPhantom": She's filled with you
<17:40:07> "SvenPhantom": o.o
<17:40:08> "CiNiC": OH
<17:40:12> "CiNiC": EVERY TIME THAT WEE
<17:40:13> "CiNiC": OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
<17:40:31> "CiNiC": AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
<17:40:38> "CiNiC": YEAH, MINNIE
<17:40:40> "CiNiC": I MAKE YOU FEEL COLORS
<17:40:42> "CiNiC": HELL YEAH
<17:40:49> "CiNiC": FUCK YOU IN SPRING TIME
<17:40:55> "CiNiC": HAVE MAYA RUDOLPH IN THE WINTER
<17:41:03> "SvenPhantom": lol
<17:41:03> "CiNiC": GET YOUR FILTHY HIGH-NOTE WOMB FILLED
<17:41:04> "CiNiC": FUCK YEAH
<17:41:10> "CiNiC": UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<17:41:12> "CiNiC": MOAR MINNIE
<17:41:14> "CiNiC": LET'S OOH
<17:41:16> "CiNiC": OOH HARDER
<17:41:20> "CiNiC": LA
<17:41:21> "CiNiC": LA
<17:41:25> "CiNiC": LA
<17:41:27> "CiNiC": DO MM DO DE DOO
<17:41:30> "CiNiC": AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA;LAKSDJFLKASJD;LKFJAS;DLKJFKSJD;FAS
<17:41:43> "CiNiC": After-sex singing.
<17:41:50> "CiNiC": Fade away, baby.
 
dasheroo: get on a server with me
dasheroo: an empty one
dasheroo: : P
dasheroo: cause im totally not going to give you items for free
TEhMAn92: in a sec in a sec
dasheroo: cause bros
dasheroo: das why
TEhMAn92: reading up some things first
dasheroo: *WHOOPISH*
dasheroo: aka bro fist
dasheroo: READING IS FOR THE HAIRS ON MY NIPPLE AND FOR PUSSIES
dasheroo: SO GET INGAME IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE ANOTHER HAIR ON MY NIPPLE
dasheroo: btw dont mind me if i go a little crazy
dasheroo: like i said i havent slept at all
dasheroo: in like 3 days
dasheroo: CAUSE FUCKING REASONS THATS WHY
dasheroo: SEE
dasheroo: im going crazy
dasheroo: fuck...
TEhMAn92: dammit
TEhMAn92: i've caught the stupid "validating team fortress 2" bug :L
dasheroo: well then
dasheroo: IM FUCKING OFF TO FAIRY TALE LAND
dasheroo rides off on a unicorn backwards puking rainbows spyewing out gold into the hands of little orphans, thus burning thm alive because they have no souls and deserve NOTHING.
dasheroo: A.K.A im going to sleep
dasheroo: EAT MY BLUE PENIS. I AM TRUE.
dasheroo: FWWWWUUUAAAAASHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEKEKEKEKEKKE "UNICORN AWAAYYYYYYYYYYY" *CONTINUES TO SPYEW OUT RAINBOWS AND GOLD COINS *
 
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EvanFlew [GORON]: BEN
EvanFlew [GORON]: how youre playing if youre drowned
BEN: You shouldn't have done that
EvanFlew [GORON]: I didit >:D
BEN: You shouldn't have done that
EvanFlew [GORON]: But i didit
EvanFlew [GORON]: so your logic is broken
BEN: ...
BEN: You can't run
EvanFlew [GORON]: obviously i cant run while im sited
EvanFlew [GORON]: Hey ben do you like viggo mortesen movies
EvanFlew [GORON]: ?
BEN: ...
EvanFlew [GORON]: is this a yes or no
BEN: You have met with a terrible fate, haven't you
BEN: No
EvanFlew [GORON]: Seriously?
EvanFlew [GORON]: Even lord of the rings?
BEN: I dunno who he is.
EvanFlew [GORON]: he's aragorn in lord of the rings
BEN: I didn't watch that
EvanFlew [GORON]: oh
EvanFlew [GORON]: ok :/
EvanFlew [GORON]: what about shia lebeauf?
BEN: I hardly watch movies
EvanFlew [GORON]: obviously, because youre drowned with an pc
EvanFlew [GORON]: so you dont got time to download musics, you play instead
BEN: You shouldn't have done that...
BEN: Don't piss me
BEN: ...
EvanFlew [GORON]: okay
EvanFlew [GORON]: but i got an ps1
EvanFlew [GORON]: not an n64
EvanFlew [GORON]: so how
EvanFlew [GORON]: your profile desc is old
 
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Special Sandwich: hey
Special Sandwich: plz respond
Special Sandwich: hey
Pat: Sup
Special Sandwich: are u selling your soldiers hat
Special Sandwich: soldier hat
Special Sandwich: can i
Special Sandwich: areu selling it
Pat: Which one
Special Sandwich: The battle bob
Pat: Sure
Pat: 3 ref
Pat: or other hat offer
Special Sandwich: hat offer
Special Sandwich: plz
Special Sandwich: i realy need it
Pat: Mabye 2 hats
Special Sandwich: trade
Special Sandwich: and if ui want it back give me back
Special Sandwich: i dont want it
Special Sandwich: can i have my stuff back plz
Special Sandwich: trade
Special Sandwich: hey
Special Sandwich: can i have your hound dog
Special Sandwich is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Special Sandwich is now Offline.
 
Epic scam attempt

January 6, 2013
Never tell your password to anyone.
ThirstyDonut M.D.: Hi there
ThirstyDonut M.D.: Can I help you?
Helios Hello. Administration of Steam is excited to announce to you that your account has received the complaint. You are suspected of cheating and using other programs sposobsvuyuschih foul play. In order to avoid the ban, the administration service Steam offers you to check your inventory for authenticity.
ThirstyDonut M.D.: reporting your steamid as a scammer to steamrep.
ThirstyDonut M.D.: have fun!
Helios: noo
Helios: plz noo
 
TEhMAn92 said:
dasheroo: get on a server with me
dasheroo: an empty one
dasheroo: : P
dasheroo: cause im totally not going to give you items for free
TEhMAn92: in a sec in a sec
dasheroo: cause bros
dasheroo: das why
TEhMAn92: reading up some things first
dasheroo: *WHOOPISH*
dasheroo: aka bro fist
dasheroo: READING IS FOR THE HAIRS ON MY NIPPLE AND FOR PUSSIES
dasheroo: SO GET INGAME IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE ANOTHER HAIR ON MY NIPPLE
dasheroo: btw dont mind me if i go a little crazy
dasheroo: like i said i havent slept at all
dasheroo: in like 3 days
dasheroo: CAUSE FUCKING REASONS THATS WHY
dasheroo: SEE
dasheroo: im going crazy
dasheroo: fuck...
TEhMAn92: dammit
TEhMAn92: i've caught the stupid "validating team fortress 2" bug :L
dasheroo: well then
dasheroo: IM FUCKING OFF TO FAIRY TALE LAND
dasheroo rides off on a unicorn backwards puking rainbows spyewing out gold into the hands of little orphans, thus burning thm alive because they have no souls and deserve NOTHING.
dasheroo: A.K.A im going to sleep
dasheroo: EAT MY BLUE PENIS. I AM TRUE.
dasheroo: FWWWWUUUAAAAASHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEKEKEKEKEKKE "UNICORN AWAAYYYYYYYYYYY" *CONTINUES TO SPYEW OUT RAINBOWS AND GOLD COINS *
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I do not believe anyone ever had a normal conversation with hom. Hos steam name was for the longest time "xD i think i was drugged"
 
DanHack said:
I do not believe anyone ever had a normal conversation with hom. Hos steam name was for the longest time "xD i think i was drugged"
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dasheroo: im back
TEhMAn92: bleep
dasheroo: indeed.
TEhMAn92: quite.
dasheroo: yes.
TEhMAn92: indubitably.
dasheroo: well played.
TEhMAn92: yus :3
dasheroo: class, my good man... class...
 
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TEhMAn92 said:
dasheroo: im back
TEhMAn92: bleep
dasheroo: indeed.
TEhMAn92: quite.
dasheroo: yes.
TEhMAn92: indubitably.
dasheroo: well played.
TEhMAn92: yus :3
dasheroo: class, my good man... class...
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and so the game of golf was invented...
 
7:26 PM - DanHack: I FUCKING KNEW IT
7:26 PM - A Dirty Melon: ahahahahah
7:26 PM - DanHack: I KNEW YOUD LINK ME CHILD ANIMATED SHIT
7:26 PM - DanHack: WHAT IS THIS
7:26 PM - A Dirty Melon: wat.
7:26 PM - A Dirty Melon: its people!
7:26 PM - DanHack: I got to an asian school and i never saw a face so flat in my life
7:27 PM - DanHack: i feel unclean
7:27 PM - DanHack: why
7:27 PM - A Dirty Melon: its a panty and stocking cosplay you ass
 
Rhi said:
7:26 PM - DanHack: I FUCKING KNEW IT
7:26 PM - A Dirty Melon: ahahahahah
7:26 PM - DanHack: I KNEW YOUD LINK ME CHILD ANIMATED SHIT
7:26 PM - DanHack: WHAT IS THIS
7:26 PM - A Dirty Melon: wat.
7:26 PM - A Dirty Melon: its people!
7:26 PM - DanHack: I got to an asian school and i never saw a face so flat in my life
7:27 PM - DanHack: i feel unclean
7:27 PM - DanHack: why
7:27 PM - A Dirty Melon: its a panty and stocking cosplay you ass
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Never tell your password to anyone.
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
9:35 PM - ViperStriker: Hello.
9:36 PM - ViperStriker: Whatcha need Xel?
9:38 PM - ViperStriker: Yeah, I know you're not the real Xel.
9:38 PM - ViperStriker: I already had him on my friend's list.
9:38 PM - ViperStriker: Moron.
9:39 PM - ViperStriker: Do your research next time you try to scam someone with an impersonator account.
Xel'Naga is now Offline.

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smokey: wanna suk my dik
DaivdBaekr: you realize both you and smokey still have previous aliases to view and smokey has "(senpai)" after his name because I set that
DaivdBaekr: right
smokey: fagt
DaivdBaekr: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
smokey: gg
DaivdBaekr: I still get to suck someone's dick though, right?
smokey is now Offline.
smokey has changed their name to jwso.
jwso is now Online.
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