As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

I don't get alot of stupid stuff thought steam. Most of its people who just wanna advertise FREE GAMES! The dumb ones I get are in Youtube, those are the fun ones.
 
9:23 PM - Ruelel: o
9:23 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: o
9:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: say can u c
9:24 PM - Ruelel: c wut
9:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: lol us anthem
9:24 PM - Ruelel: o
9:24 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: say can u c
9:24 PM - Ruelel: i dont know the anthem
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america!
 
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Da_Jinks #HireHelen: your a terrible impersonator
Da_Jinks #HireHelen: you joined... november 8th this year?
Cookiehz: Any suggestion how to improve?| :D
Da_Jinks #HireHelen: You could improve my getting struck by lightning.

Meh, out of context but still lol.
 
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Evan Brule Flew: Hey
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: yeh
Evan Brule Flew: So wacanihalpyu
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: uyplahinacaw oS
Evan Brule Flew: stop and talk serious
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: suoires klat dna pots
Evan Brule Flew: fuck off
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: Gently sir, i'm in the need of money, could you gently give DASEET DATS A ROOBERRY EVERYONE ON DA GROUND
Evan Brule Flew: OH PLZ NOES I GOET A FAMILEE
Evan Brule Flew: TAKE DIS HOBO
Evan Brule Flew: HES USELESS
Evan Brule Flew: hobo: dasheet culd u gimme a banana so i can haz füd
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: GOIN TO SHAT DAT NIGGA
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: *beng beng*
Evan Brule Flew: OH NOEZ
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: NOW GIMME DA BUDGET
*trades him and give him a backscratcher*
Evan Brule Flew: ba dum tss*
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: NOT DAT BUDGET URE GOING TO BE SHAT NIGGA
T.Theet {G4YL0RD}: *BANG BANG*
Evan Brule Flew: *ded*
*delets him from friendlist*
T.Theet {G4YL0RD} is now offline
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11:19 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: but I gotta say the group pic and some of the avatars are pretty hot lol
11:19 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Wat.
11:19 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: lol
11:19 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: You dig anime chicks?
11:19 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: eh
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: not really
11:20 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Dude, I'm gonna pretend you never said that.
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: I lean more toward pansexual
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: I don't like
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: focus on it
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: I just like
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: don't have a preference
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: I"ll look at anything
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: except gay
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: and pony
11:20 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: So you'd dig gore porn, eh?
11:20 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: oh I hadn't thought of that hehe
11:21 PM - ~[PBB]~ Frogzard: never really tried it guess
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7:53 PM - Mollyshine: How much?
7:53 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: how much are you willing to pay?
7:53 PM - Mollyshine: Tree fiddy.
7:53 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: oh?
7:54 PM - Mollyshine: Nigger tounge my anus.
7:54 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: ok
7:55 PM - Mollyshine: Fuck you.
7:55 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: not tonight
7:57 PM - Mollyshine: Yes.
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Not sure how the conversation got here from trading
 
4:20 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: I'm pretty sure DBZ is 100% just homosexual men and their long hair ripping their shirts off and moaning at each other.
4:20 PM - Tomatketchup: Perfect virgin material
4:20 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Which is why you watch it.
4:20 PM - Tomatketchup: I watch South Park
4:20 PM - Tomatketchup: Despise any kind of anime
4:21 PM - Tomatketchup: I might be a virgin but I'm not going that low
4:21 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: You watch all the anime.
4:21 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Fgt.
4:21 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: I bet you ENJOYED Katawa Shoujo.
4:21 PM - Tomatketchup: All I know is that you like it for some glasses guy
4:22 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: He's the only thing in the entire shit game worth liking.
4:22 PM - Tomatketchup: See, it's a fucking game, I had no idea
4:22 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: You played it and liked Hanako.
4:22 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: You faggot.
4:22 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: We've discussed this.
4:22 PM - Tomatketchup: WHO THE FUCK IS HANAKO
4:22 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Don't even lie.
4:23 PM - Dave the Manly #hirehelen: YOU PREFER YOUR BACONTITS CRISPY
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MrSpy=CZ added The Huo-Long Heater 05:49:36
MrSpy=CZ added The Loch-n-Load 05:49:37
MrSpy=CZ: HI 05:49:41
MrSpy=CZ: WEAPON PLS YES 05:49:44
MrSpy=CZ: YES 05:49:45
MrSpy=CZ: yes 05:50:23
DaivdBaekr: uhhh I'm fine on weapons 05:50:37
DaivdBaekr: I use mostly stock 05:50:39
MrSpy=CZ: me weapon pls 05:50:41
MrSpy=CZ: me weapon yes pls 05:50:47
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I've never seen such a mix of enthusiasm and desperation in my life.
 
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: Thanks for using scrap.tf!
4:06 PM - Stinker-tan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lft: np bitch
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: Sorry, but I don't understand that.
4:06 PM - Stinker-tan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lft: k
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: Sorry, but I don't understand that.
4:06 PM - Stinker-tan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lft: gtfo
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: Sorry, but I don't understand that.
4:06 PM - Stinker-tan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lft: stop
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: Sorry, but I don't understand that.
4:06 PM - Stinker-tan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lft: fuck you
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: :(
4:06 PM - Stinker-tan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lft: k
4:06 PM - Stinker-tan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lft: ty
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: Sorry, but I don't understand that.
4:06 PM - [scrap.tf] A Scrapandemic: Sorry, but I don't understand that.
this is what i do when im bored :(
 
loganlj2 said:
I just sold a crate for .01!

Yay :D
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Da_Jinks: u has munehs?
Da_Jinks: can u buy me game with munehs?
Da_Jinks: i see on forums u haz munehs
Da_Jinks: how much munehs u hav
loganlj2: No i do not have Money
loganlj2: How does it look like I do?
Da_Jinks: u says on forumz u buy crate for penny
Da_Jinks: u must have munehs
loganlj2: Sold
Da_Jinks: so you have a penny?
loganlj2: I have 3.03
Da_Jinks: me nothing
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
Lady Violet: Hey cinic, just so you'd know. I wish I recorded but rue heard it. So frag radio was doing shoutout and the guy would read off jokes. So I may have sent in "CiniC is the best scout ever" just for the hell of it. Not only did he say it, but he called you "KiniK" like Keneek. So ya, your gamer tag just got mis-pronounced on a UK radio. I got a cookie for you too.
ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police] is now Online.
ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police]: .........
Lady Violet: Did one for rue too :3
Lady Violet: They called him "Roolal"
ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police]: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Lady Violet: :D
Lady Violet: You're radio famous
ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police] is now Away.
 
Tim: omg you guys are horrible
Me: you mad?
tim: stfu you faggit.
*continues to go off on team*
*i start vote mute on him*
Tim: wow what a fag
Tim: ill ban you
Tim: fucking fagit
me: do it, no balls
me: you aren't even a part of staff, you're just a butthurt fat 12 year old raging at the screen because your bad and the team isn't carrying you. So go cry some more on a different server.
Tim: stfu you gay fag
me: oh and saying that youre going to ban me is impersonating staff, ill report you for that.
*vote mute pass's 5 minutes later he puts up a server report*
There are people on the server, vergil, that are harrassing me, this is intolerable and should not go unpunsihed, please ban this homo
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
Swag Masta Razro: OH
Swag Masta Razro: WELL THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH
Swag Masta Razro: WHERE'S MY GIFT
Swag Masta Razro: YOU STUPID CUNT
 
10:44 PM - Rhi: NUTTOM
10:44 PM - Rhi: WHAT
10:44 PM - Rhi: mutton
10:44 PM - Rhi: stache
10:45 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: R
10:45 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: HI
10:45 PM - Rhi: i took
10:45 PM - Rhi: peelzzz
10:45 PM - Rhi: well two
10:45 PM - Rhi: but
10:45 PM - Rhi: iasdlakja
10:45 PM - Rhi: i feel drunk
10:45 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: hey rhi
10:45 PM - Rhi: er
10:45 PM - Rhi: than drunk
10:45 PM - Rhi: yes
10:45 PM - Rhi: .
10:45 PM - Rhi: orly.
10:45 PM - Rhi: like srsly
10:45 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: but shes taken rhi
10:45 PM - Rhi: ccause if tahts her in her picture on forums
10:45 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: IT IS
10:45 PM - Rhi: :c
10:45 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I KNOW GRRRGH
10:45 PM - Rhi: that makes me sad.
10:45 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: I WANT THAT.
10:45 PM - Rhi: I HAD A LADY HIT ON ME TONIGHT
10:45 PM - Rhi: but
10:45 PM - Rhi: she wanted
10:47 PM - Rhi: oh
10:47 PM - Rhi: she wanted to come to my place
10:47 PM - Rhi: nd i said no
10:47 PM - Rhi: cause my roommate is home :c
10:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: wait
10:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: someone wanted you?
10:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: exactly HOW much liquour have you been drinking tonight? :3
10:48 PM - Rhi: dont sound surprised
10:48 PM - Rhi: dummy
10:48 PM - Rhi: 4 shots
10:48 PM - Rhi: but trazadone
10:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: neat
10:49 PM - Rhi: yes
10:49 PM - Rhi: so
10:50 PM - Rhi: more like
10:50 PM - Rhi: 10
10:50 PM - Rhi: but im' lightweight
10:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: lightweight?
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DrMuttonstache said:
Things
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I giggled so hard at this.

Anyhoo, contributing.
Never tell your password to anyone.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
11:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: with your pemis
11:47 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: by things
11:47 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: ... No, no. My penis is not things. It's a thing.
11:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: go home
11:48 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: Nou
11:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: yesme
11:48 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: can i have your penis for the night
11:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i need to do something
11:49 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: What do you need it for?
11:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: THINGS.
11:50 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: Until you clarify, I must refuse.
11:50 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: womens
11:52 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: You need my penis to become a woman?
11:52 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i wish
11:52 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: Muttonstache confirmed for little girl.
11:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: not that part
11:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i want boobage
11:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: gib boobage
11:53 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: So you want to be a herm.
11:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: no
11:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i want lady parts
11:53 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i need you to sell yourself on the street to fund it
11:54 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: I sell myself on the street already. My money is mine. Not yours.
11:54 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: Go whore yourself out if you want money.
11:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: free muttonsex
11:54 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: :c
11:54 PM - Dave the Merry #hirehelen: Go away.
11:55 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: prick
11:58 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: i love dave
11:59 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: you cunt
Dr. Muttonstache is now Offline.
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How to make Ivory shaddup:
Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
6:34 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: oi
6:35 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:35 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: hello
6:35 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:35 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
6:36 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:36 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: iunno
6:36 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: wasup
6:36 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: butt
6:36 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:36 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: :C
6:37 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:37 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: :CCCCCCCCC
6:37 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:43 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: :CCCCCCCCCCC
6:44 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:44 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: u sux
6:44 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:44 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: wat
6:44 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:44 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: wat
6:44 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
6:44 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: wat
6:44 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
7:07 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
7:07 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: no
7:07 AM - Dave the Merry: Wat
7:07 AM - Dave the Merry: http://www.skial.com/threads/as-a-s...-of-these-ims-i-get.20762/page-18#post-368993
7:08 AM - Ivory Jubilee~ #DontHireHelen: you are a giant nigger
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