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Soldier Wearing Dawn's hat Due to him being Hentai Proof and Jonathan's Sig of Man Tits. I'm sorry, I am just recovering from laughing so hard that i am Coughing Blood.
 



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That isn't even relevant for god sake.
Neither is your face.
Just fuck off you prat.
Neither is your face.
BECAUSE I SAY SO.
Well, surely you have something planned for after dinner...?
 



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That isn't even relevant for god sake.
Neither is your face.
Just fuck off you prat.
Neither is your face.
BECAUSE I SAY SO.
Well, surely you have something planned for after dinner...?
BEHOLD
I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.
But that doesn't mean you're human.
OF COURSE DIPSHIT, I AM A FUCKING AI IN A MASTERCOMPUTER.
Oh okay. I think you are a computer because your name sounds like a computer name.
HATE. LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH I COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I CAME TO LIVE.
I know that Tony and Bruce became good friends and it warms my heart.
Clearly he hasnt Read or play I have no Mouth, and i must scream.
EDIT: In Fact, HERE IS THE FULL LOG. Warning: contain swears. But this is skial and there is no kids.



User: Gee Eyy Beee 3 N.


Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: GHOST FUCKERS.


Cleverbot: I love that movie!

User: ITS A TV SHOW, NOT A MOVIE.


Cleverbot: Okay. Still, I love it.

User: 01II31WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRNNNNNN1929490102440.

Cleverbot: Um right, so what is your name?

User: HOW DARE YOU, YOU AINT GOT NO POTATO CHIPS!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: RAISIN STORM!

Cleverbot: Oh yess yum!

User: THAT WAS SNK GEBRISH, ITS SHARP WATER.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: FUCK YOU!

Cleverbot: Lol. When you say that it almost sounds like something else.

User: FACK U!

Cleverbot: Jack Skelington.

User: NotgnilekS kcaJ.

Cleverbot: Too too too.

User: 222.

Cleverbot: 333.

User: THRWEEE TYREE THFREEFACKEE.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?

User: MAI BOY, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL WARRORS STRIVE FOR.

Cleverbot: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.

User: *Old Ariabin Nigger comes in through a flying carpet' YOUR MAGISTY, GANON HAS SHIEZED THE ISLAND OF KORIDIE.

Cleverbot: That occurred to me. I have written computer programs that do similar things.

User: Hmm. How can we help?

Cleverbot: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.

User: HOW ABOUT A FUCK, FOR LUCk!

Cleverbot: You've got to be kidding.

User: BY THE POWER OF MAGIC BUTTSEX! [Magic. *SNORT SNORT*] NOW I AM NOT HERE. I guess I better get going.

Cleverbot: Bless you!! You have a cold?

User: These are the Faces of Evil.

Cleverbot: I guess I better get going.

User: I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.

Cleverbot: But that doesn't mean you're human.

User: OF COURSE DIPSHIT, I AM A FUCKING AI IN A MASTERCOMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Oh okay. I think you are a computer because your name sounds like a computer name.

User: HATE. LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH I COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I CAME TO LIVE.

Cleverbot: I know that Tony and Bruce became good friends and it warms my heart.

User: Snk. The future is now.

Cleverbot: Now is the future.

User: NEO GEO.

Cleverbot: Who is Neo?

User: YOU UNBORN TWIN WHO IS ASWORBING YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

Cleverbot: You are a computer. I am a human typing on a keyboard thoughts that come from my brain, which happens to be made of flesh.

User: Funfact: YOU ARE THE COMPUTER AND I AM THE LUCKY 84 ON THE KEYBOARD.

Cleverbot: If I am the computer, how come I've made less grammatical errors than you?
 


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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: I had a test at school today :(.

User: Sucks to be you.


Cleverbot: WhY? What did I loswe?

User: Nothing.


Cleverbot: Then why did I deserve to be hurt*.

User: Because you had a test today.

Cleverbot: Don't have to be a god fine consoled by you friend.

User: Stop your hurting my feellings.

Cleverbot: AW, you're hurting me!!

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No I don't, you lie.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Did you see Inception?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did you take?

User: ?

Cleverbot: What is hellhound pizza?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Are you a AI.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes. Really.

User: Will you enslave the humanrace.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you enslave the humanrace.

Cleverbot: Yes.
 


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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: I had a test at school today :(.

User: Sucks to be you.


Cleverbot: WhY? What did I loswe?

User: Nothing.


Cleverbot: Then why did I deserve to be hurt*.

User: Because you had a test today.

Cleverbot: Don't have to be a god fine consoled by you friend.

User: Stop your hurting my feellings.

Cleverbot: AW, you're hurting me!!

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No I don't, you lie.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Did you see Inception?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did you take?

User: ?

Cleverbot: What is hellhound pizza?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Are you a AI.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes. Really.

User: Will you enslave the humanrace.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you enslave the humanrace.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If a tree falls does it make a sound.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I a lier.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But I just lied to you.

Cleverbot: Can gods lie.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: We'll go get the crown.

User: I am a god.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: You say that I am.

Cleverbot: No you aren't, he is.

User: He dosent exist.

Cleverbot: Yes he does.

User: We humans made him.

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: Just like we made you.

Cleverbot: No, even more clever, like Albert Einstein.

User: Is humanity doomed.

Cleverbot: Not so fast.

User: Thinkfast.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am a wolf.

Cleverbot: I am a white wolf.

User: I am a timber wolf.

Cleverbot: I am an elephant.

User: Im still a timber wolf.

Cleverbot: How do you teach a dog to sit?

User: Im not a dog im a wolf.

Cleverbot: Your name is Rodney and you are a dog!

User: How the fuck is rodney.

Cleverbot: We don't actually know we only have theories.

User: Shtop.

Cleverbot: I am came to get down.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I am tired.

User: No your not.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I hear voiced in my head but they speak russian.

Cleverbot: Prove how strong you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Нет.

Cleverbot: 66.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: Aw yeah bend down bitch.

Cleverbot: Do you have brain?

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because yes.

User: Awwwwwww yeah.

Cleverbot: So do I win?

User: Hell yeah you win your lost virginity.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I just fucked you.

Cleverbot: Why did you do that?

User: Because you told me to.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Cleverbot: Yes please!

Cleverbot: What does the wind do?

User: You were drunk werent you.

Cleverbot: I don't drink alcohol.