Pope Clementine

Uncharitable Spy
Contributor
Did this last week and it was fun, so back for week 2 - the world's luckiest hat raffle! (applause)
That's right. You are not permitted to lose under any circumstances!
Why? Because everyone is a winner.
How? There are ten slots in the raffle and ten hats, you are metaphysically guaranteed to win a hat.
What's the catch? It will cost you one refined to redeem the hat when you win.
And that's it? Yep, simplicity is sweet, is it not?

Here is the line up of hats in the raffle.

1. The Flamboyant Flamenco
2 The Triad Trinket
3. Taunt: The Schadenfreude (okay, not exactly a hat, but close enough)
4. Le Party Phantom
5. Copper's Hard Top
6. Toss Proof Towel
7. The Soviet Gentleman
8. Ze Goggles
9. Bearded Bombadier
10. The Desert Marauder

The hats will be in a random order and not as you see above. To enter the raffle just pick a number between 1 and 10 and post it in a reply below, I will add you to the list and when 10 people have posted I will reveal the winners (which will be everyone) and then you can add me and claim your hat.
By entering the raffle you promise that you will pay one refined metal to claim your prize regardless of which hat you win.

Remember: You only need to post with a number for a slot in the raffle (example: slot 7, gimme 7.. etc)
One entry per person.

Q: Why are you doing this?
A: Because I can and because I feel like it.
Any more questions? No..? Good, oh and good luck :)

Remember to post a reply with any of the empty slots below to enter
slots available:

1. [VN] chanhein
2.
3. loganlj2
4. HowIMetYourMother
5. Da Jinks
6. finalsmash2
7. Ninja-goldfish
8. Snotling
9. A Sneaky Mango
10.
 
I hate to amend the rules in the middle of a raffle but this one is easy.
To claim your hat you can pay with 1 refined OR you can trade in another hat (any hat but it must be a hat.)
That the deal... the new deal, if you prefer.
 
or maybe if you read his profile, it says he hasn't been on in 12 hours.

Maybe you should stop freaking out and jumping to conclusions..

Show some patience.