need life help

[Luckyboxes]

Sorry man that sucks.

I'd normally suggest a week long diet of booze and strippers.

But since you're 15... maybe some ice cream? Or try to get out of the house and do something active?

Yeah sorry that's the best I have.

 

[DeathSod]

Ah sgtGiraffe... you have 99 problems, and bitches are all of them.

 

[Toxik]

Damn, a year and a half is a long time.
But yeah. How old are you?
If old enough, GO OUT CLUBBING WITH YOUR BOYS!
Making that bitch jealous is the best revenge you're gonna get.
Trust me.

 

[SPYderman]

The best way to look at it is to look for somebody better, if you two broke up there was definitely something wrong

 

[Ceubie]

Give more time for yourself, now that you have it.

he means fap

You could stop being a little bitch, and go pick up some other chicks, flaunt them infront of your ex and piss her off.

And then have awesome ex-girlfriend make-up sex.

LOL IMPLYING HE COULD GET LAID.

 

[Gigz]

Talk to Classy for pity sex

 

[Blade D_Hero]

Dress real neat from your hat to your feet.

Then cruise through your school on one of these bad boys:

Get all the girlies.

 

[Ceubie]

Dress real neat from your hat to your feet.

Then cruise through your school on one of these bad boys:

Get all the girlies.

thats fucking sweeet :p

 

[JohnnyGaloshes]

On the flip-side...

YAY MORE TIME TO GAME!

 

[Toxik]

Blade, sadly, in France, by the age of 14 every single fucking kid has one of those.
Well, not that model, but the scooter itself. It's fucking insane. Then, they modify the fuck out of it to make it go faster and go louder.
Shits like these

Though, I have to admit, I got one for a summer when I went back a few years ago and they are pretty fun to drive

 

[Blade D_Hero]

Most kids in Europe have those, not just France. I've seen 12 year olds ride around on them in Serbia.

 

[SgtGiraffe]

Blade, sadly, in France, by the age of 14 every single fucking kid has one of those.
Well, not that model, but the scooter itself. It's fucking insane. Then, they modify the fuck out of it to make it go faster and go louder.
Shits like these

Though, I have to admit, I got one for a summer when I went back a few years ago and they are pretty fun to drive

this is the texas version of your scooter every one has one of these or some type of car with rims

 

[SgtGiraffe]

Dress real neat from your hat to your feet.

Then cruise through your school on one of these bad boys:

Get all the girlies.

i picked up a hooker on one of those
its a gta reference for those of u ppl who do not know

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

it'll be fine

you're still a teenager

Yeah, pretty much.

Do you know how many outright bitches I dated before meeting my wonderful wife?

Don't look at each ex-GF as something to be sad about. Look at each ex-GF as a lesson in helping you improve how you filter potential life-long candidates.

 

[Ceubie]

Look at CiNiC, he's doing just fiiiine.


right?

 

[bunnyf00d]

I'd live in that.

he looks like he's having a bubble bath.

 

[Ceubie]

he looks like he's having a bubble bath.

Thats because I think he is, either that or he's standing in front of a sparkly/foam wall.

 

[Sir Gooch P Tigglington]

There's your life help, OP.

I've been screwed over by so many ladies in the past I have not even two fucks to rub together. :fyeah:

 

[Tomatketchup]

Gotta love how everyone here seemingly have had girlfriends when they were 14-15.

I thought this was a virgin community.

 

[plz_do_not_showmyemployer]

seemingly

That's the key word