See... My wife's a cheap date. :DI've always found bimbos more useful than someone I have to spend money buying gifts and dinners for.
See... My wife's a cheap date. :DI've always found bimbos more useful than someone I have to spend money buying gifts and dinners for.
This is good, this is good, but god damn you'd better not let her see that you've posted that.See... My wife's a cheap date. :D
I tell her that often. :)This is good, this is good, but god damn you'd better not let her see that you've posted that.

I tell her that often. :)
Actually, I just told her you said that and she laughed.![]()
It's cuz my wife is awesome. She's a good part of the reason my son is so awesome. :)
Classy had to go home?and now styx is forever alone again
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I WISHClassy had to go home?
I regret to inform you that your son and mine were switched at birth. Hurr.It's cuz my wife is awesome. She's a good part of the reason my son is so awesome. :)
Am I surprised at all by that?I WISH
HE DRINKS ALL MY MOUNTAIN DEW
You know... I did have this paranoid feeling he wasn't actually mine until I noticed he has the same distinct ear shape I have.I regret to inform you that your son and mine were switched at birth. Hurr.
We could have the same ears.You know... I did have this paranoid feeling he wasn't actually mine until I noticed he has the same distinct ear shape I have.
YOU DONT EVEN KEEP SODA AT YOUR HOUSEI WISH
HE DRINKS ALL MY MOUNTAIN DEW
I WISH
HE DRINKS ALL MY MOUNTAIN DEW
LADIES, LADIES! YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY!YOU DONT EVEN KEEP SODA AT YOUR HOUSE
AND YOU STEAL PEPSI FROM ME.
I FAKED ALL MY ORGASMSYOU DONT EVEN KEEP SODA AT YOUR HOUSE
AND YOU STEAL PEPSI FROM ME.
I read it and clicked to see who rated it dumb. Then I loled.I heard that Rhi is mad because I got drunk and told everyone what everyone who defends her and hates me deserved to know and is now passively rating posts against me positively and posts in my favor "Dumb".