Toxik Told Me We Should Murder Bottiger
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I will tear your entrails from your body, tie a noose with them, hang you with them, then beat your dying body like a pinata. You will be nothing more than a disposable Spanish party prop when I'm done with you!
I will bury you under 6 feet of concrete in a metal coffin with a tube connecting from the coffin to the surface of the concrete and pump boiling hot water into the coffin so you drown slowly while burning in such a temperature that it feels like your on fire
:Edit: also lets not forget to dig you up and send your bloated fried corpse to your family with a recording of your screams
Even if your scrawny self could accomplish such a feat, I would spit out the coffin, break out of the tube, and piss that boiling shit right into your third eye, you morphed, demented, incompetent heap of solidified sludge!
Sure you could you keep telling your self that so the scary monsters in your closet and under the bed wont try to eat you because your so tough (even if the hall light is left on) well isnt it time for your diaper change right about now?
Son, I AM the monster in the closet, and you just unleashed fifteen and a half cans of wrath upon your sorry, shit-stained ass. I am the monster under your bed, and I am the monster IN your bed when you're not around! I am a ravager of worlds, a destroyer of innocence, a crusher of cherries!
I am your father!
I have a closet??? 15 and a half cans? Delicious this wrath sounds like a spicy and tasty meat also yeah i pretty much did just have a shit stained ass (had diarrhea from reading some of your comments) YAY for toilets and toilet paper i think its pretty cramped under my bed though so maybe you should find a better place to live but your IN my mattress? well no wonder its uncomfortable i'll have to burn it then you'll have to leave And seriously stop humping world globes the teacher will have you punished and destroying innocence? you shouldnt be kicking kittens and puppies kid thats going to get your ass pounded in by the RSPCA and you stomp on cherries? you should switch to grapes you can get payed for that because people will make it into wine.
Also my father?.... Nah i don't remember my father acting as babyish as this (even if he is a drunken dumbass)
Can't tell if this is a real fight or a play fight...
You just made this too literal to stay fun. Good job.I have a closet??? 15 and a half cans? Delicious this wrath sounds like a spicy and tasty meat also yeah i pretty much did just have a shit stained ass (had diarrhea from reading some of your comments) YAY for toilets and toilet paper i think its pretty cramped under my bed though so maybe you should find a better place to live but your IN my mattress? well no wonder its uncomfortable i'll have to burn it then you'll have to leave And seriously stop humping world globes the teacher will have you punished and destroying innocence? you shouldnt be kicking kittens and puppies kid thats going to get your ass pounded in by the RSPCA and you stomp on cherries? you should switch to grapes you can get payed for that because people will make it into wine.
Also my father?.... Nah i don't remember my father acting as babyish as this (even if he is a drunken dumbass)
:fyeah: fuck bitches get money Dave fuck bitches. get money. It feels GooooD!
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