As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Did I hear that Lazlo is volunteering to be banned again?

 

[Lazlo]

Did I hear that Lazlo is volunteering to be banned again?

 

[Tomatketchup]

I wouldn't. I have my reasons that I prefer not to say here in order to not insult anyone.

 

[mohawkg2]

I wouldn't. I have my reasons that I prefer not to say here in order to not insult anyone.

You're gay?

 

[Tomatketchup]

You're gay?

No.

 

[mohawkg2]

No.

Nein.

 

[Lazlo]

I wouldn't. I have my reasons that I prefer not to say here in order to not insult anyone.

Say it in Unmod

 

[N.P.P Styx]

I leave for one day and we're all creating a female sacrifice again.
I thought we agreed the female sacrifice would be Ruelel.

 

[Gary Mofo Oak]

I wouldn't. I have my reasons that I prefer not to say here in order to not insult anyone.

Either way its offensive towards me ;_;

 

[Tomatketchup]

Either way its offensive towards me ;_;

Yup.

 

[Gary Mofo Oak]

Yup.

Thought it was going to be far worse.. Then again nothing beats that MLP Porn I just seen thanks to your link. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to bleach my eyes.

 

[Tomatketchup]

Thought it was going to be far worse.. Then again nothing beats that MLP Porn I just seen thanks to your link. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to bleach my eyes.

but its so sexeh

 

[Lazlo]

Thought it was going to be far worse.. Then again nothing beats that MLP Porn I just seen thanks to your link. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to bleach my eyes.

http://kidbleach.com/

 

[Dave the Manly]

I'm pretty sure linking to unmod outside of unmod is against the unwritten rules of intrawebs.

 

[Doctor Who]

I'm pretty sure linking to unmod outside of unmod is against the unwritten rules of intrawebs.

It's akin to crossing the streams

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

How 'bout we stop offending GMO before I have to intercede.

Lazlo, you're already on thin ice. Don't skate through it.

 

[Lazlo]

How 'bout we stop offending GMO before I have to intercede.

Lazlo, you're already on thin ice. Don't skate through it.

But wouldn't skating through the ice eventually take me to land where I'd be nice and safe?

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

But wouldn't skating through the ice eventually take me to land where I'd be nice and safe?

Not if I shove you through it and push you to the bottom.

 

[mohawkg2]

-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: Bottiger are you Russian
Bottiger: wut
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: are you Russian
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: SKIAL NEEDS TO KNOW
Bottiger: нет
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :O
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :l
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: bottiger dont lie to me
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: we all know your russian
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: *you're
Bottiger: ㅋㅋㅋ
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: wtf
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :L
Bottiger: wtftw
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :l
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: Bott are you married
Bottiger: ^^
Bottiger: no i am divorced
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: dont lie
Bottiger: y
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: BECAUSE SKIAL NEEDS TO KNOW
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :l
Bottiger: y do they need to kno
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: Bottiger you should become a russian rapper. your name could be Botty-G
Bottiger: 아니
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: dont fuck wit me man
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: ok
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: so you want to be a Korean Rapper?
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: Bertti-Ger
Bottiger: no
Bottiger: i want to be pyong yang raper
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: Bottiger you letdown
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :l
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: dude
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: not cool
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: THATS OFFENSIV
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: BANNED FOR RACISM
Bottiger: ㅋ
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: wtf is that
Bottiger: lol u r not reel corea
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: lol u r not reel corea either
Bottiger: orly
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: UR은 당신이 무엇을 의미 안다면 구글 번역을 사용하는 경우 bottiger 내가 알고
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mohawkg2/inventory#440_2_712036781
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mohawkg2/inventory#440_2_976413693
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mohawkg2/inventory#440_2_1006596064
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mohawkg2/inventory#440_2_1006511002
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mohawkg2/inventory#440_2_695163814
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mohawkg2/inventory#440_2_665225367
Bottiger: um ok
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: bottiger its a secret messege only the reel bott would know so u are admin impersonator
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: BANNU
Bottiger: watttttttt
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: lawl
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: bott i gib u 1 ref to ban a certain someone from skial
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: EHUEHUE
Bottiger: euhuehuheuhueh
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :D
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: anyways bott
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: the real reason i wanted to chat wit you
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: ok see
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: so theres dis thread
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: and
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://www.skial.com/threads/post-a-picture-of-yourself-thread.21508/page-3#post-2562614
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: http://www.skial.com/threads/post-a-picture-of-yourself-thread.21508/page-3#post-256261
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: we need a pic of you
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: OR ELSE
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: DUUUUN
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: DUN
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: DUUUN
Bottiger: no
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :(
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: bott ur mean
Bottiger: u first
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: FACVK
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: FACK
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: k fine i will
Bottiger: here is my pic http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/211080_128218670575152_6881185_n.jpg
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: im scared to go there
Bottiger: y
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: dafux bott
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: u r a woman
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: mindfuck heh
Bottiger: u liek?
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: nop
Bottiger: u liek
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: NOO
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: NOP
Bottiger: yess
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: bott ur jedi mind tricks arent strong
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :l
Bottiger:
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :l
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: lol wtf
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: Bott
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: are you there
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :(
Bottiger: no
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: fuck
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: WHERE IS BOTT
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: bottiger sellme plugins for my server
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: trollolol
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: bott?
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: :(
-S&TB- mohawkg2 the pyromaniac: why r u so mean sometimes
That is all

 

[Tomatketchup]

Not if I shove you through it and push you to the bottom.

And then in a magic twist of events I come skating in my fluffy pink jacket and hug you from behind as we dance on the ice together, you smiling at me and me smiling at you

CreepingDeath I love you man