As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

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Or, OR, you could (just follow me for a second here, I'm gonna blow your fucking mind) not click on it like I said.
 
July-24-12
12:03 AM - Boldat: rOOLOL
12:03 AM - Boldat: Roolol
12:03 AM - Boldat: Roolie Poolie OOlie
12:03 AM - Boldat: leleuR
12:04 AM - Boldat: I have a story
12:04 AM - Boldat: you should hear it
12:06 AM - Ruelel: o
12:06 AM - Boldat: Its the story of babby roolol
12:06 AM - Ruelel: :O
12:06 AM - Boldat: You might not remember
12:06 AM - Boldat: But one night, in Teufort
12:06 AM - Boldat: In a manger
12:06 AM - Boldat: In a stall
12:06 AM - Boldat: On sone hay
12:06 AM - Boldat: *some
12:07 AM - Boldat: You were born
12:07 AM - Boldat: At that moment a deuling icon appeared in the sky
12:07 AM - Boldat: And called upon all of the traders in tf2
12:07 AM - Boldat: to deliver gifts to the baby king of trading
12:07 AM - Boldat: and deuling
12:07 AM - Boldat: dueling
12:08 AM - Boldat: So three men
12:08 AM - Boldat: who were wise
12:08 AM - Boldat: set off across 5cp to deliver their gifts
12:08 AM - Boldat: Thew first man arrived
12:09 AM - Boldat: And blessed your mother
12:09 AM - Boldat: and gave you your first possesion
12:09 AM - Ruelel: :D
12:09 AM - Boldat: you squealed with joy
12:10 AM - Boldat: and gained an incredible competetiveness
12:10 AM - Boldat: or something
12:10 AM - Boldat: The second man arrived
12:10 AM - Boldat: he bowed at your feet and brought...
12:11 AM - Ruelel: :O
12:11 AM - Boldat: your mother was sissapointed in a gin toting baby
12:11 AM - Boldat: *dissapointed
12:11 AM - Boldat: *gun
12:11 AM - Ruelel: :(
12:11 AM - Boldat: but thanked the man none theless
12:12 AM - Boldat: The door
12:12 AM - Boldat: Shook
12:12 AM - Boldat: With the weight of the third man
12:12 AM - Boldat: He said with his dying breath...
12:12 AM - Boldat: "Platinum... Dueling badge."
12:12 AM - Ruelel: i SHALL OBTAIN IT
12:12 AM - Boldat: and passed away
12:13 AM - Boldat: after your mother looted his body
12:13 AM - Boldat: she found he only had one thing
12:14 AM - Boldat: She told her new son that he would have to revenge this mans death
12:14 AM - Boldat: BY BIENG THE BESTEST DUELIST
Boldat is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
12:14 AM - Boldat: in all of teufort
12:15 AM - Boldat: In all of teufort
12:15 AM - Ruelel: I SHALL
12:15 AM - Boldat: And that is the story of how you gained your competetiveness
12:15 AM - Ruelel: :O
12:15 AM - Ruelel: WOW
12:15 AM - Ruelel: WEE
12:15 AM - Boldat: Now go to sleep, I need a drink
12:15 AM - Ruelel: ok
 
ViperStriker: So.
ViperStriker: You know of the great prophecy as well.
Boldat: What?
ViperStriker: The one of the sacred Ruelel.
Boldat: oh yes
ViperStriker: Sigh.
ViperStriker: I knew this day would come.
Boldat: He forgot to add that all of the men (boldats) traded him a full dueling brace
ViperStriker: You see, those gifts imbued and ancient and deadly curse.
ViperStriker: For every man that ever dueled him and lost, not only have their hats shriveled into dust, but their souls belong to him.
ViperStriker: He's slowly growing into a Tyrant, and will not stop until a Platnium Dueling Badge.
ViperStriker: And when he suceeds in obtaining one, his true form will be revealed.
Boldat: The only cure is... more dueling braces
ViperStriker: In the form of a hulking, green, sea monster like man.
ViperStriker: Green Hair! Green Beard! Green Boots!
ViperStriker: I can see him now......
Boldat: It is time
Boldat: to challenge him to a duel!
ViperStriker: NO!
Boldat: TO PROVE YOUR WORTH!
ViperStriker: You'll lose!
ViperStriker: Your hats will become nothing more than ash!
Boldat: but how else may we stop him?
ViperStriker: Please, for the love of Saxton, don't do it!
ViperStriker: I......I don't know.
Boldat: Do we know someone who has nothing to lose?
ViperStriker: There's nothing in the prophecy of how to stop such a monstrocity.
ViperStriker: Hmm...there is one man who could defeat the one we call Ruelel.
ViperStriker: But it's a stretch. He hasn't been seen for ages.
ViperStriker: The one we call...Bottiger.
ViperStriker: He is the true chosen Hero.
Boldat: OH ME!!! OH MY!!!!
ViperStriker: It is the only way.
ViperStriker: The battle would be a match of epic proportions!
Boldat: But who will provide him with the tools do accomplish such a feat
Boldat: I have but one brace
ViperStriker: Good question.
ViperStriker: There is a fabled Blacksmith living as a hermit in the farlands.
ViperStriker: His name is unknown, but he goes by "XLVII".
Boldat: I have heard tales, yes.
ViperStriker: He has the hands of a master, he could surely provide Bottiger with the tools neccesary for the upcoming battle.
Boldat: Go forth, young courier.
Boldat: Deliver the inquiry
ViperStriker: I shall.
ViperStriker: For it is my destiny. To help save this world. All worlds.
Boldat: From the clutch of evileleuR
 
BOLDAT said:
ViperStriker: So.
ViperStriker: You know of the great prophecy as well.
Boldat: What?
ViperStriker: The one of the sacred Ruelel.
Boldat: oh yes
ViperStriker: Sigh.
ViperStriker: I knew this day would come.
Boldat: He forgot to add that all of the men (boldats) traded him a full dueling brace
ViperStriker: You see, those gifts imbued and ancient and deadly curse.
ViperStriker: For every man that ever dueled him and lost, not only have their hats shriveled into dust, but their souls belong to him.
ViperStriker: He's slowly growing into a Tyrant, and will not stop until a Platnium Dueling Badge.
ViperStriker: And when he suceeds in obtaining one, his true form will be revealed.
Boldat: The only cure is... more dueling braces
ViperStriker: In the form of a hulking, green, sea monster like man.
ViperStriker: Green Hair! Green Beard! Green Boots!
ViperStriker: I can see him now......
Boldat: It is time
Boldat: to challenge him to a duel!
ViperStriker: NO!
Boldat: TO PROVE YOUR WORTH!
ViperStriker: You'll lose!
ViperStriker: Your hats will become nothing more than ash!
Boldat: but how else may we stop him?
ViperStriker: Please, for the love of Saxton, don't do it!
ViperStriker: I......I don't know.
Boldat: Do we know someone who has nothing to lose?
ViperStriker: There's nothing in the prophecy of how to stop such a monstrocity.
ViperStriker: Hmm...there is one man who could defeat the one we call Ruelel.
ViperStriker: But it's a stretch. He hasn't been seen for ages.
ViperStriker: The one we call...Bottiger.
ViperStriker: He is the true chosen Hero.
Boldat: OH ME!!! OH MY!!!!
ViperStriker: It is the only way.
ViperStriker: The battle would be a match of epic proportions!
Boldat: But who will provide him with the tools do accomplish such a feat
Boldat: I have but one brace
ViperStriker: Good question.
ViperStriker: There is a fabled Blacksmith living as a hermit in the farlands.
ViperStriker: His name is unknown, but he goes by "XLVII".
Boldat: I have heard tales, yes.
ViperStriker: He has the hands of a master, he could surely provide Bottiger with the tools neccesary for the upcoming battle.
Boldat: Go forth, young courier.
Boldat: Deliver the inquiry
ViperStriker: I shall.
ViperStriker: For it is my destiny. To help save this world. All worlds.
Boldat: From the clutch of evileleuR
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This should be submitted to Roman for Roman's Quest or something. Pretty neat.
 
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