As a Skial regular I feel I should share some of these IMs I get

[SgtGiraffe]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, July 05, 2012
12:22 PM - Majin Lazlo: GARY MOFO OAK IS SOO HOT
12:22 PM - Majin Lazlo: I JUST FAPPED TO HER
12:22 PM - Majin Lazlo: SOOOOOoOoOO good
12:23 PM - SgT Giraffe: MMMMM
12:23 PM - SgT Giraffe: i have never seen her

 

[Fallen Leaves]

Downfall: Your ET doesn't work?
Pluto: No
Downfall: Hmmm tv?
Pluto: No idk whats wrong
Downfall: With teamview I could check this out
Pluto: I thought you meant television
Downfall: -.-

 

[Faron]

So much unfunny shit is going to be posted in this thread, now.

 

[Enigma]

So much unfunny shit is going to be posted in this thread, now.

Just you wait until tomorrow when I start pm'ing you, waiting for a chance to post something in this thread.

 

[Gary Mofo Oak]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Thursday, July 05, 2012
12:22 PM - Majin Lazlo: GARY MOFO OAK IS SOO HOT
12:22 PM - Majin Lazlo: I JUST FAPPED TO HER
12:22 PM - Majin Lazlo: SOOOOOoOoOO good
12:23 PM - SgT Giraffe: MMMMM
12:23 PM - SgT Giraffe: i have never seen her

What is this? I don't even ..- -__- ;

 

[SgtGiraffe]

What is this? I don't even ..- -__- ;

make sure he is not following u home one day

 

[Gary Mofo Oak]

make sure he is not following u home one day

I'll bring a knife with me from now on~ :fyeah:

 

[SgtGiraffe]

I'll bring a knife with me from now on~ :fyeah:

u should buy one of these prostitute handguns they will probably do a better job than the knife

 

[mohawkg2]

u should buy one of these prostitute handguns they will probably do a better job than the knife

Nah.

 

[Gary Mofo Oak]

purdy o3o

 

[mohawkg2]

purdy o3o

good for protection. put 3 bullets into Lazlo's brain. At once.

 

[SgtGiraffe]

good for protection. put 3 bullets into Lazlo's brain. At once.

to knock some sence into him :)

 

[Lord Killington]

to knock some sence into him :)

Says the person who can't spell "sense"

 

[mohawkg2]

Says the person who can't spell "sense"

Pound 3 bullets into Giraffe's head. At once.

 

[Cylosis]

Never tell your password to anyone.
July-07-12
12:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: fuck your mobile look-at device
12:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: use a computer you hands free faggot
12:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: how about you use your free hand
12:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: and jack me off
12:49 PM - Dr. Muttonstache: you cunt
Dr. Muttonstache is now Online.

 

[Shiny Charizard]

So I was using /hat on my bills

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY): ill buy ur pyro hat 20:56:15​

Firekip: eh 20:56:15​

Firekip: ... 20:56:19​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY): the one with green flames 20:56:20​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Salty Dog 20:56:22​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Fast Learner 20:56:23​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Dillinger's Duffel 20:56:24​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Fed-Fightin' Fedora20:56:25​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Balloonicorn 20:56:25​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Tyrant's Helm 20:56:26​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Liquidator's Lid 20:56:26​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Bird-Man of Aberdeen20:56:27​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Captain's Cocktails20:56:28​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Scarcely Lethal Rainblower20:56:30​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Strange Rainblower 20:56:30​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Strange Lollichop 20:56:31​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Infernal Orchestrina20:56:32​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Equalizer 20:56:33​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Frontier Justice 20:56:34​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Pomson 6000 20:56:35​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Scorch Shot 20:56:35​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Fists of Steel 20:56:38​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Reserve Shooter 20:56:39​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Chargin' Targe 20:56:39​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Charred Pocket Lint 20:56:40​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Charred Pocket Lint 20:56:41​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added Burned Banana Peel 20:56:41​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY) added The Enforcer 20:56:42​

[WGM]LegitBallin[ABAP](2SPOOKY): all that 20:56:44​

 

[Zeiss]

So I was using /hat on my bills

Which is stated to be for the poor and Irish. Ask anyone they'll tell you.

I'm already Irish, and I know not to use that to be reminded of my own stereotype.

 

[Shiny Charizard]

Which is stated to be for the poor and Irish. Ask anyone they'll tell you.

I'm already Irish, and I know not to use that to be reminded of my own stereotype.

At least the most valuable thing in my backpack wasn't a Balloonicorn, like the guy who traded me
(If an unusual Bills somehow existed, esp with an effect that looks good, it would probably thousands upon thousands of dollars)

 

[Sharkey]

Not sure if there's any actual interest in handguns, but this http://www.ruger.com/products/lc9/models.html, is a pretty good handgun for women to carry around. I don't believe the laser sight is included, but it's a pretty nice/scary upgrade.

 

[Dave the Manly]

10:31 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Bott, I'm gonna rape your family with a cactus.
10:34 PM - Bottiger: im gonna rape hanah with an evergreen
11:09 PM - Bottiger: no witty comebak?
11:09 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: No, you can have her.
11:10 PM - Bottiger: orly
11:10 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I hear she has AIDS and herpes and stuff now.
11:10 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: And cancer.
11:10 PM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Enjoy.
11:10 PM - Bottiger: i'll just double bag it