As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

[Lord Killington]

Doctor Who: driving in a fried out combe
Doctor Who: on a hippe trail head full of zombie
Doctor Who: i met a strange lady
Doctor Who: she made me nervous
Doctor Who: she took me in and made me breakfast

and she said, "Do you come from a land down under?"

 

[jwso]

BOTTIGER IS USING SKIAL TO WASH HIS DRUG MONEY

 

[flanky]

BOTTIGER IS USING SKIAL TO WASH HIS DRUG MONEY

OHHHHH NOOOOOOO
Is it cocaine?

 

[jwso]

Is it cocaine?

BLUE METH
LIKE IN BREAKING BAD

 

[flanky]

BLUE METH

IZ TIGHT, TIGHT TIGHT

 

[jwso]

AND THE SKIAL LOGO IS BLUE TOO

 

[flanky]

AND THE SKIAL LOGO IS BLUE TOO

 

[Dave the Manly]

BottBot

 

[Staying_Classy]

4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: Dude.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: DUDE.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: DUDE.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: THE FUCK.
4:10 PM - Staying_Classy: wat
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: DUDE.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU KNOW WHAT RHI JUST TOLD ME
4:11 PM - Staying_Classy: no
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: oh
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: well
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: uh
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE A FEMALE.
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Or is
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Seriously
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Cant see the difference
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Nio
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Now
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Are you
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: This is very important
4:12 PM - Staying_Classy: you are really dumb
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: Dude
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: Look
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: It's about protocols and statistics
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: This isn't some "please be my girlfriend" kind of stuff
4:12 PM - Staying_Classy: how did you not know I'm a girl?
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: How the fuck should I know
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: You act like a goddamned guy
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: So right
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: You are a female
4:13 PM - Staying_Classy: yep...
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Great
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Well
4:13 PM - Staying_Classy: pretty old news
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Whatever
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Better late than never
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Now
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: According to the standard protocol I'll have to ask for a picture of your breasts sent to my email
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: This is just protocl
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: *protocol
4:14 PM - Staying_Classy: wait until I'm 18
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: FUCK YOU CLASSY
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: I THOUGHT I COULD RELY ON YOU
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: BUT APPARENTLY I CANT
4:15 PM - Staying_Classy: all the boys want to fuck me
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: What does that have to do with anything
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: Look
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU BETRAYED ME
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: or
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: uh
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU'VE BETRAYED ME
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: Rather
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: So now
4:16 PM - Staying_Classy: I did?
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: Yes
4:16 PM - Staying_Classy: how?
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU DIDN'T SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR BOOBS
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: GODAMMIT

 

[joemaster725]

AND THE SKIAL LOGO IS BLUE TOO

 

[bunnyf00d]

4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: Dude.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: DUDE.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: DUDE.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: THE FUCK.
4:10 PM - Staying_Classy: wat
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: DUDE.
4:10 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU KNOW WHAT RHI JUST TOLD ME
4:11 PM - Staying_Classy: no
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: oh
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: well
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: uh
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE A FEMALE.
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Or is
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Seriously
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Cant see the difference
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Nio
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Now
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: Are you
4:11 PM - Tomatketchup: This is very important
4:12 PM - Staying_Classy: you are really dumb
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: Dude
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: Look
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: It's about protocols and statistics
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: This isn't some "please be my girlfriend" kind of stuff
4:12 PM - Staying_Classy: how did you not know I'm a girl?
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: How the fuck should I know
4:12 PM - Tomatketchup: You act like a goddamned guy
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: So right
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: You are a female
4:13 PM - Staying_Classy: yep...
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Great
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Well
4:13 PM - Staying_Classy: pretty old news
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Whatever
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Better late than never
4:13 PM - Tomatketchup: Now
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: According to the standard protocol I'll have to ask for a picture of your breasts sent to my email
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: This is just protocl
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: *protocol
4:14 PM - Staying_Classy: wait until I'm 18
4:14 PM - Tomatketchup: FUCK YOU CLASSY
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: I THOUGHT I COULD RELY ON YOU
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: BUT APPARENTLY I CANT
4:15 PM - Staying_Classy: all the boys want to fuck me
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: What does that have to do with anything
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: Look
4:15 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU BETRAYED ME
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: or
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: uh
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU'VE BETRAYED ME
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: Rather
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: So now
4:16 PM - Staying_Classy: I did?
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: Yes
4:16 PM - Staying_Classy: how?
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: YOU DIDN'T SEND A PICTURE OF YOUR BOOBS
4:16 PM - Tomatketchup: GODAMMIT

 

[Tomatketchup]

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

The fuck?

 

[lpN]

-staying classy is a girl

like the pink medic loadout wasnt a dead giveaway

 

[Bottiger]

Tom: hey
Bottiger: hi
Tom: hey are you selling ur max head?
Bottiger: no
Tom: buds?
Bottiger: no
Tom is now Offline.

 

[Dono Spacey]

3:08 AM - Ruelel: http://www.skial.com/api/servers.php
3:08 AM - Ruelel: LOOK AT THAT
3:08 AM - Ruelel: LOOK AT ALL THOSE OTHER MAPS
3:08 AM - Ruelel: TRY ONE
3:08 AM - Ruelel: TRY A ROTATION LATER
3:08 AM - Ruelel: JUST DO IT
3:08 AM - Doktor Ente: xD
3:08 AM - Doktor Ente: But i love dustbowl
3:08 AM - Ruelel: 2BAD
3:08 AM - Ruelel: PLAY A DIFFERENT MAP FOR ONCE
3:09 AM - Ruelel: TRY EGYPT
3:09 AM - Ruelel: DOUBLECROSS
3:09 AM - Ruelel: KOTH
3:09 AM - Ruelel: MOUNTAINLAB
3:09 AM - Ruelel: UPWARD
3:09 AM - Ruelel: TURBINE
3:09 AM - Ruelel: VALVE MAPS
3:09 AM - Ruelel: THUNDERMOUNTAIN
3:09 AM - Ruelel: THUNDERMOUNTAIN IS 24/24
3:10 AM - Ruelel: connect 216.144.255.168:27015
3:10 AM - Ruelel: DO IT

Rue apparently doesn't approve of 300+ hours solely on dustbowl

 

[Ruelel]

I meant to say 23/24

 

[Dave the Manly]

Tuesday, July 10, 2012
2:08 AM - Lazlo: WHY DOESN'T GARY LOVE ME?
2:08 AM - Lazlo: I MASTURBATE TO HER
2:08 AM - Lazlo: BUT WHY WON'T SHE MASTURBATE TO ME
2:08 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: I dunno man. I tried that with Ivory.
2:09 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Not sure why it doesn't get all the bitches
2:09 AM - Lazlo: I rather fuck ivory over gary
2:09 AM - Lazlo: But she's european
2:10 AM - Lazlo: Shit won't work out
2:10 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: There's planes for that.
2:10 AM - Lazlo: Isn't fucking in public illegal?
2:10 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Kidnap her, store her in a suitcase.
2:10 AM - >DOM< Dave the Manly: Win/win.
2:10 AM - Lazlo: Ill use your her selfmade hazmat headcase as a condom
2:11 AM - Lazlo: Sparkle sparkle

 

[Ruelel]

Never tell your password to anyone.
July-11-12
12:31 AM - ViperStriker: Dude.
12:31 AM - Ruelel: wut
12:31 AM - ViperStriker: I think Killerman has a raging hard on for that WuvyDovey chick.
12:31 AM - Ruelel: ik
12:31 AM - ViperStriker: It's pretty lulzy/
12:32 AM - Ruelel: i may be the only nongay guy on the internet who doesnt get hard ons from gamer girls
12:32 AM - ViperStriker: Agreed.
12:32 AM - ViperStriker: Still though, if I had an IRL GF who played tF2 and would hop on Dustbowl, I'd be turned on.
12:32 AM - Ruelel: why?
12:32 AM - Ruelel: its just a game
12:33 AM - ViperStriker: Cause.
12:33 AM - Ruelel: idc if some girl plays it
12:33 AM - ViperStriker: Ubers from the same female that'll blow you?
12:33 AM - Ruelel: who said she plays medic
12:33 AM - ViperStriker: If she did.
12:33 AM - Ruelel: what if she mained sniper
12:33 AM - Ruelel: hmm
12:33 AM - ViperStriker: Ah shit.
12:33 AM - Ruelel: and she was 360 no scope esea Invite
12:33 AM - Ruelel: b4nny
12:33 AM - Ruelel: level
12:33 AM - Ruelel: yeah
12:33 AM - ViperStriker: Damn.
12:33 AM - ViperStriker: Just imaging.
12:34 AM - Ruelel: and she fucks you with a strap on
12:34 AM - Ruelel: because you're the little spoon
12:34 AM - ViperStriker: Lucky bastard that gets to tap that.
12:34 AM - ViperStriker: lol
12:35 AM - ViperStriker: I'm still lolling at the fact that you were the first to post on that chick's profile and you both live in Canada.
12:35 AM - Ruelel: HEY
12:35 AM - Ruelel: WHAT'S THE SUPPOSE TO MEAN
12:36 AM - ViperStriker: lolololol
12:36 AM - ViperStriker: You want candian poon.
12:36 AM - Ruelel: >:(
12:36 AM - Ruelel: *Canadian
12:36 AM - ViperStriker: =P
12:36 AM - ViperStriker: Candian
12:36 AM - Ruelel: *Canadian
12:36 AM - ViperStriker: Candied Poon
12:36 AM - Ruelel: :|
12:36 AM - ViperStriker: Derp.
12:36 AM - Ruelel: http://names.whitepages.com/Candy/Poon
12:37 AM - ViperStriker: LOL
12:37 AM - ViperStriker: That's fuckin' amazing.
12:38 AM - ViperStriker: What if her name was Candy Poon IRL?
12:38 AM - Ruelel: her name is Felicia
12:38 AM - ViperStriker: That'd be funny as hell.
12:38 AM - Ruelel: read her profile fgt
12:38 AM - ViperStriker: I know.
12:38 AM - ViperStriker: I READ IT.
12:38 AM - ViperStriker: FEGIT
12:38 AM - Ruelel: stalker
12:39 AM - ViperStriker: NOU
12:39 AM - ViperStriker: You want that poon.
12:39 AM - Ruelel underage
12:39 AM - ViperStriker: Like I'd go all the way to fucking Canada and freeze my dick off for poon.
12:39 AM - ViperStriker: lol

 

[joemaster725]

Never tell your password to anyone.

12:36 AM - ViperStriker: You want candian poon.

:eek: