PYROMANIA (Official "Meet the Pyro" Discussion)

[Tomatketchup]

Now when Meet the Pyro is soon to be here, the question asked is: Will the Pyro's true identity be revealed, or will it... well, not? What do you prefer?

I mean, sure, on one hand the Pyro is known for being the guy with no personality, but to me that just doesn't feel like something that makes the Pyro interesting. His true identity is a mystery that I feel is a bit overdue at this point, but at the same time, Pyro's true identity could make him a stronger character, who knows? I'll say I want to see his true identity, because there's already enough mysteries way more interesting than the Pyro at this point.

And no depends because then everyone would be flocking that.

 

[Poon Apple]

I think it should stay a mystery, but if they do show the pyro's face, it should be a mexican Samus Aran.

 

[Doctor Who]

pyro is FtM I called it

 

[mohawkg2]

pyro is FtM I called it

wat

 

[AfireAzuaki]

I always like a good mystery, but like, they should have like an event with the pyro and the revealing of his/her identity

 

[joemaster725]

they should show a brief look at the pyro's face!

 

[LOLfwappz]

I want the Pyro to be asian, only because theres no Asians on the team.

Id also find it to be repulsing if Pyro was a woman, because Pyro is obviously crazy.

 

[Cylosis]

Id also find it to be repulsing if Pyro was a woman, because Pyro is obviously crazy.

I fail to see the problem here.

 

[Antamania]

I don't want them to, and knowing valve they will not.

However, I almost want them to strictly to end the fuckin "AH MAH GAWD ITS A WOMAN!" threads. But, I like the tongue-in-cheek valve posts about the issue, pyro having a purse..and in one sentence calling pyro both him and her, it's funny...I would hate for that to stop.

 

[Lainism]

wat

Transman. And I would cream if this were true, transmen are HOT, no pun intended. I'm kind of with Ant on this issue, except that if Pyro's identity is never revealed the whole trolling thing could get old. So maybe one day, but not soon, and not with Meet the Pyro if ever.

 

[Ceubie]

Its poopy joe.
Makes sense, just like The Fury in MGS3.
Goes to space, goes horribly wrong, becomes pyromaniac.

 

[DJ Über Space Whale!]

yeah its a monkey

 

[Ivory Jubilee~]

He seems too tall to be a monkey, I wouldn't like him to be a monkey either but it does seem very likely

 

[[Interrogator]]

He seems too tall to be a monkey, I wouldn't like him to be a monkey either but it does seem very likely

Magic space radiation made poopy joe intelligent and taller

 

[Lord Killington]

Pyro is Darth Vader

 

[Tomatketchup]

He seems too tall to be a monkey, I wouldn't like him to be a monkey either but it does seem very likely

Maybe he was built the same way the Terran Marine is?

 

[XXsAnCt1F13DxX]

Well I need to fap so theres your answer.

 

[Tomatketchup]

Well I need to fap so theres your answer.

You like masturbating to monkeys?

 

[Smokey]

a robotic monkey

 

[XXsAnCt1F13DxX]

You like masturbating to monkeys?

Nope...............