As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

[Da_money125]

bl5w is now Offline.

You broke the chain :(

 

[butterfingersman]

This thread is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen.

 

[DaivdBaekr]

I wonder if bl5w would believe I'm the illegitimate son of the king of Nigeria.

Only if he helps me overthrow my father's morally repugnant and corrupt regime will I reward his bravery and courage with a copy of Test Drive Unlimited 2.

 

[Faron]

You broke the chain :(

Nope.

Links are NSFW

bl5w is now Online.
9:17 PM - bl5w: WHERE YU KOLING
9:17 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: what
9:17 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: ys
9:17 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: I KOLE all day
9:18 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: its very fun
9:18 PM - bl5w: WHERE YU joking
9:18 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: o
9:18 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: no*
9:18 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: its real
9:18 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: You must've done something wrong
9:18 PM - bl5w: what?
9:19 PM - bl5w: what?
9:19 PM - bl5w: what?
9:19 PM - bl5w: what?
9:20 PM - bl5w: what wrong
9:20 PM - bl5w: what wrong
9:20 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: do everything again
9:20 PM - bl5w: hey can yu just give me the code
9:20 PM - bl5w: game
9:20 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: go here
9:20 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: http://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks
9:20 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: and look at everything
9:20 PM - bl5w: dick
9:20 PM - bl5w: give me the code
9:20 PM - bl5w: now
9:20 PM - bl5w: dude
9:21 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: touch your penis while doing it
9:21 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: http://www.reddit.com/r/fearme
9:21 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: a key will come out
9:21 PM - bl5w: what
9:21 PM - bl5w: dude
9:21 PM - bl5w: where
9:22 PM - bl5w: is the code my friend said yu can
9:22 PM - bl5w: please
9:22 PM - bl5w: now
9:22 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: yeah
9:22 PM - bl5w: just 1 game
9:22 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: you have to do that first
9:22 PM - bl5w: called avp
9:22 PM - bl5w: or tdu2
9:22 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: yes
9:22 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: I have those
9:22 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: do what I said before and do those
9:23 PM - bl5w: ok
9:23 PM - bl5w: now
9:24 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: keep on looing
9:24 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: looking*
9:24 PM - bl5w: ok
9:25 PM - bl5w: ok
9:25 PM - bl5w: ok
9:25 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: now touch your penis
9:25 PM - bl5w: ok
9:26 PM - bl5w: ok
9:26 PM - bl5w: ok
9:26 PM - bl5w: kik
9:26 PM - bl5w: ok
9:26 PM - bl5w: dude
9:26 PM - bl5w: hurry now
9:26 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: okay
9:26 PM - bl5w: before i go to sleep
9:26 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: now go here: http://steamcommunity.com/id/OakyTree/
9:26 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: he'll give you 15 free games
9:26 PM - bl5w: ok
9:27 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: good luck!
9:27 PM - bl5w: nut my friend yu can give me games
9:27 PM - bl5w: now okaytree
9:27 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: Yes
9:27 PM - bl5w: why
9:27 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: I gave oaky special supplies that allow him to give you games
9:28 PM - bl5w: ok tell him to add me
9:28 PM - bl5w: quick
9:28 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: You do it
9:28 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: if you don't do it no free games
9:28 PM - bl5w: i did
9:28 PM - bl5w: i did
9:28 PM - bl5w: ot
9:28 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: no tdu2 or alein versus predator
9:28 PM - bl5w: it
9:28 PM - bl5w: why
9:28 PM - bl5w: ok fine
9:29 PM - ɪȷ | Faron8: good
bl5w is now Offline.

 

[Roman]

I wonder if bl5w would believe I'm the illegitimate son of the king of Nigeria.

Only if he helps me overthrow my father's morally repugnant and corrupt regime will I reward his bravery and courage with a copy of Test Drive Unlimited 2.

Do it.

 

[Sharkey]

Wednesday, June 06, 2012
11:27 PM - bl5w: hi
11:27 PM - bl5w: my friend says yu can give m 15 free games
11:27 PM - OakyTree: How can I help you this evening?
11:27 PM - OakyTree: Your friend is a very wise man
11:28 PM - OakyTree: Did he give you the password?
11:28 PM - bl5w: well yea
11:28 PM - bl5w: a code
11:28 PM - bl5w: but fbdfjfdf dont remember but
11:28 PM - OakyTree: I need it before we can complete the transation
11:28 PM - bl5w: closed the window
11:29 PM - OakyTree: Message him back. I'm not in the buisness of giving games to those who lpN does not approve.
11:29 PM - bl5w: please
11:29 PM - bl5w: hes
11:29 PM - bl5w: gone
11:29 PM - bl5w: hes not on my friend list
11:29 PM - bl5w: any moore
11:29 PM - bl5w: he remove me
11:29 PM - OakyTree: I'll ask him, one second.
11:29 PM - bl5w: the code was maybe
11:29 PM - bl5w: ok
11:29 PM - bl5w: ok
11:29 PM - bl5w: ask him
11:30 PM - bl5w: helli
11:31 PM - OakyTree: Was it lpN or Faron8? LpN says you never supplied the "payment".
11:31 PM - bl5w: faron8
11:31 PM - OakyTree: Oh, I'll have to talk to him then. Give me a moment.
11:31 PM - bl5w: ok
11:31 PM - bl5w: hurry
11:34 PM - bl5w: hello
11:34 PM - OakyTree: Hang on, I'm still waiting for him to respond.
11:34 PM - bl5w: ok fine
11:37 PM - OakyTree: Alright, before you may recieve your games you must fill out this customer satisfaction form.
11:37 PM - OakyTree: https://adobeformscentral.com/?f=S26wDBquSz*tHamKgbl4hA&validateonly
11:37 PM - OakyTree: Please leave the name of the initial operator in the final submission comments field.
11:38 PM - bl5w: ok but really the games
11:38 PM - OakyTree: Sir I don't make the rules. Do you want me to get fired?
11:38 PM - bl5w: no
11:40 PM - bl5w: ok
11:40 PM - bl5w: done
11:40 PM - bl5w: now
11:41 PM - bl5w: hello
11:41 PM - bl5w: now
11:41 PM - bl5w: hello
11:41 PM - bl5w: now
11:41 PM - bl5w: mow
11:41 PM - OakyTree: One moment sir, I have to wait until the submission is confirmed.
11:41 PM - bl5w: ok hurry mister
11:42 PM - bl5w: hello
11:44 PM - bl5w: hello
11:44 PM - OakyTree: I'm sorry sir. I regret to inform you that based on your submission the transaction of "free games plz" could not be completed. If you would like to give our program another try you may speak to Bottiger again tomorrow.
11:44 PM - bl5w: ok
11:44 PM - OakyTree: Is there anything else I can help you with?

 

[Cylosis]

I feel like we need to frame these somewhere.

 

[plz_do_not_showmyemployer]

I'm watching the thread now, this is too funny!

 

[Da_money125]

11:37 PM - OakyTree: Please leave the name of the initial operator in the final submission comments field.
11:38 PM - bl5w: ok but really the games
11:38 PM - OakyTree: Sir I don't make the rules. Do you want me to get fired?
11:38 PM - bl5w: no

I can't stop laughing at this XD

 

[mohawkg2]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Domo: so
Domo: I heard you want games?
bl5w: hi
bl5w: ohh ea
bl5w: ohh yea
Domo: which games?
bl5w: yea
Domo: which game
Domo: whats the name
bl5w: mw2
bl5w: mw2
Domo: so
Domo: you want call of duty modern warfare 2?
bl5w: call of duty modern warfare 2
Domo: anything else?
bl5w: yea
Domo: what else
bl5w: umm mw3
Domo: i could get that
Domo: is that all?
bl5w: ok
bl5w: so
bl5w: yep
Domo: before i do
Domo: what is your steam name
Domo: i mean
Domo: real name
bl5w: yes
bl5w: mauricio
Domo: ok, Mauricio, how old are you?
bl5w: 19
Domo: 19?
Domo: ok, shouldn't you have a job by then?
bl5w: kiding im just a kid
bl5w: really sry
Domo: how old
bl5w: 15
Domo: ok
Domo: good enough
Domo: where do you live Mauricio?
bl5w: el salvador
bl5w: ok
bl5w: now
Domo: wait wait
Domo: i need to get my credit card
Domo: do you know
Domo: cinic
Domo: or cylosis
Domo: or LpN
Domo: or OakyTree?
bl5w: yes
Domo: how
bl5w: yea
bl5w: ok
bl5w: so the games
Domo: no, not yet
Domo: how do you know
Domo: cinic
Domo: cylosis
Domo: oakytree?
bl5w: by adding them i saw them on my friends list
bl5w: and so
bl5w: i add them
bl5w: so
bl5w: the games
Domo: the gamesss, right
Domo: i need to tell you a secret
Domo: you must keep it a secret ok?
bl5w: yea
bl5w: ok
Domo: I
Domo: wait
Domo: do you know who the president of the USA is?
bl5w: yea
Domo: well
Domo: i
Domo: am his son
bl5w: ok
Domo: now
bl5w: so the games
Domo: DO NOT TELL ANYONE
bl5w: ok
bl5w: dine
bl5w: fine
Domo: add this guy, he has a lot of money, just tell him i sent you, k?
Domo: http://steamcommunity.com/id/XLVIItheRoman/
Domo: he wont buy you games
Domo: unless
Domo: you tell him this code
Domo: DISEFNJESH89EW4YT89TW0T4J03WRONGSOWR4T9W44YTYHDFRG5484G84D54D8G8R798G798DS4H87FD4D
Domo: add him and tell him that
Domo: then say i sent you
bl5w: dude yu say yu can give me the games
Domo: yes, i can, but that guy is my brother
Domo: he has more money
bl5w: and
Domo: so
Domo: add him ok?
Domo: i have to go to sleep now
Domo: he should be online
Domo: just
bl5w: ok
Domo: sooo
bl5w: tell him
Domo: make sure you tell him i sent you and gave you this code
bl5w: your brothers
Domo: DISEFNJESH89EW4YT89TW0T4J03WRONGSOWR4T9W44YTYHDFRG5484G84D54D8G8R798G798DS4H87FD4D
Domo: remember that
Domo: and tell that to him in a chat
Domo: he will give you mw3 and mw2
Domo: goodnight
bl5w is now Offline.

 

[Enigma]

I need to find people like this

 

[Roman]

Domo: yes, i can, but that guy is my brother

I got this in the bag.

 

[GhostDragon505]

one would think that this was sketchy after the first person...
but apparently people are like "why do i have to think when things out there can do it for me?" or in this case, don't think in the first place

 

[DaivdBaekr]

I got this in the bag.

I hope that means you'll be referring him to me.

I've already got a map of Kenya with "nigeria" scribbled over it in comic sans. I'm practically legit.

 

[Justinator]

god this shit is gold 15/10 would read again

 

[mohawkg2]

We need to put these into a book and publish it

 

[JarlyX]

Laughing so hard at this guy. Seriously why is he still even trying after being sent to 5 different persons?

 

[TheGreatBloo]

I love this thread xD

 

[Tomatketchup]

Stop laughing at him guys, it's seriously not funny. Poor guy doesn't even know his age. : (

 

[Staying_Classy]

I like this guy.