If you could be Chuck Norris for a day?

[joemaster725]

I'd challenge Roman to the beard showdown of the millennium

Who needs Chuck Norris' beard... mine is awesome already!

 

[Dave the Manly]

Who needs Chuck Norris' beard... mine is awesome already!

I don't think you understand. It's Roman's beard that everyone needs.

 

[Ozone]

There are plenty of pornstars. There's always going to be one to take the place of the last one that OD'd or died of AIDS. There is only one Katy Perry and the world acts as if it'd be nothing without her tits.

Fixed with one word.

I don't think you understand. It's Roman's beard that everyone needs.

Although they can't get a beard as epic as Romans.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Fixed with one word.


Although they can't get a beard as epic as Romans.

Now, now. I've surpassed Roman. Everyone else is fucked.

 

[Ozone]

Now, now. I've surpassed Roman. Everyone else is fucked.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Pics or it didn't happen.

You can't discredit my manliness so suddenly. Forever shall I torment you with the curiosity of my appearance.

 

[Ozone]

You can't discredit my manliness so suddenly. Forever shall I torment you with the curiosity of my appearance.

I guess some manliness is best not seen, for it would ruin one mentally.

 

[Dave the Manly]

I guess some manliness is best not seen, for it would ruin one mentally.

My manliness has scarred many an innocent soul.

 

[Lord Killington]

My manliness has scarred many an innocent soul.

 

[Ozone]

My manliness has scarred many an innocent soul.

THAT'S why you're back. You left, went out, scarred people with manliness and then came back here to save humanity.

You can scar MY soul anytime Dave.

 

[Dave the Manly]

THAT'S why you're back. You left, went out, scarred people with manliness and then came back here to save humanity.

You can scar MY soul anytime Dave.

I'll take you up on this eventually.

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

If I were Chuck Norris for a day, I'd kill a few overrated celebrities within the music industry.
Nicki Minaj
Lady Gaga
Kesha
Kate Perry
Whoever the fuck Skrillex is.
JayBee
Lil Wayne, Kanye, and every other mainstream shit rapper

I would then proceed to find and fuck someone with AIDS.

My day as Chuck Norris has ended, and he's in a prison cell infecting every criminal in the yard.
Everyone wins.

BUT DUDE.
KATY PERRY'S TITS

I don't like Katy Perry's music, but...

Also...

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Oh... Take out Nicki Minaj first. Please. Grab Kanye West by the ankles and use him to beat her to death.

 

[Dave the Manly]

Oh... Take out Nicki Minaj first. Please. Grab Kanye West by the ankles and use him to beat her to death.

I figured I'd just herd them into an autograph booth or something then whip out the AKs.
Except for Skrillex. He deserves a slow, agonizing, PAINFUL death. I had considered binding him to a stereo system, throwing him into a soundproof cell, and blasting that shit as loud as it goes. Killed by his own trashy noise.

 

[Lord Killington]

I figured I'd just herd them into an autograph booth or something then whip out the AKs.
Except for Skrillex. He deserves a slow, agonizing, PAINFUL death. I had considered binding him to a stereo system, throwing him into a soundproof cell, and blasting that shit as loud as it goes. Killed by his own trashy noise.

 

[Sharkey]

Pick the world up and drop it on your fucking head.