"Lasagna makes the brain vomit because the brain sees itself in it. That's why the brain hides inside the skull, it's afraid of seeing mirrors and witnessing its own image because then it'd be aware what it looked like and able to realize what things look similar to it" -Jagga feat. his Ph.D. in organs that are actually sentient parasites and can safely be removed with a free* surgery

*HAHHAHAAAAHHH OH WOW let's just say any pain you experience during the surgery is only a prologue to seeing the bill, and not only because the bill is similar to your brain that's still there because I accidentally removed your liver instead, which is why I'm charging you double.
 
*HAHHAHAAAAHHH OH WOW let's just say any pain you experience during the surgery is only a prologue to seeing the bill, and not only because the bill is similar to your brain that's still there because I accidentally removed your liver instead, which is why I'm charging you double.
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I heard Jonathan having (TM) after his name is Steam is flawless and hilarious irony.