Toxik Told Me We Should Murder Bottiger

""If I were to ever experience freedom it would taste like nubs and fried pudding" -Madame Sanchez" -Casino Host 2000
 
I'm making sno-cones.

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I heard bitches love sno-cones.
 
"We are all aphorisms aren't we guys it's so nice to be here with all the other good old aphorisms who are aphorisms just like me" -A bugbear lead into believing it's an aphorism (by the aphorisms buttfrustrated with their lack of believable representatives in the event of contact with extraterrestrial aphorisms who've probably had the same problem which is part of the reason why it will have taken them too long to make contact as their planet has an atmosphere only supporting laconic lifeforms) and gladly accepting the role because it secretly looks up to aphorisms knowing it can't get the same excitement from his wife anymore and even more secretly and exclusively in the form of aphorisms wondering whether it's really because he's wanted to be an aphorism when he grows up (unlike his dad who went on to become a violent drunk of whom many loathing aphorisms (which had subliminal warning examples about the dangers of alcohol implanted (during the aphorism delivery boys' (who went on to open the air- and bad thought-proof containers (despite being explicitly told to in various seminars about not opening air- and bad thought-proof containers and after taking an oath that blocks them from even thinking about it (which utilizes the same mindphone techniques generally only used by alcohols (suspected to be a conspiracy) since the knowledge is inherited because alcohols have no way of communication), the effect of the latter having been reversed, now disabling them from thinking about how to tie shoelaces properly and the sight of their shoes indeed shocked the generations to come (none of which were descendants of them (but some of them descendants of alcohols) since they were isolated from the society for the rest of their lives))) break through the hypnotizing patterns in their coffees (real coffees and not that Starbucks piss)) by alcohols who were tired of being drunk) were produced) or because he's gay
 
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