*POLL* How do you poop?

[ProbeX]

So how do you do it?

 

[Faron]

Laying down

 

[Isil]

There are other ways to poop?

I voted standing up, because that's how we do it in America

 

[Maddo]

While rocket jumping.

 

[Ozone]

While rocket jumping.

 

[Xel'Naga]

Do you mean how you wipe, or the actual act of pooping?

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Bent over with a target behind me?

 

[Lazlo]

I put both because I bend, therfore it's a little of both.

 

[Isil]

I just realized that if the poll hadn't been up it would've looked like he was literally asking how to poop

 

[ViperStriker]

I poop using a squeezing method.

 

[lpN]

i poop like tub girl

edit: unmoderated ftw?

 

[ViperStriker]

i poop like tub girl

edit: unmoderated ftw?

Lets go, just don't make me puke on my Monitor.

 

[TheNotSid]

i poop using american flags obama 2012.

 

[Mewkin]

If I stand up before I wipe there is a good chance that any residue that could be left behind will smush together between my ass cheeks, which would force me to work harder to clean up.

I pride myself in having a very clean ass always.

 

[Saraya]

depends on definition of standing. does squatting count as standing? i dont sit on the toilet seat when I take the squat position. i told that it is best position to take a shit. ftr i sit as well when im lazy.

 

[Xel'Naga]

depends on definition of standing. does squatting count as standing? i dont sit on the toilet seat when I take the squat position. i told that it is best position to take a shit. ftr i sit as well when im lazy.

It's only good to squat if you're actually squatting. Merely lifting your ass above the seat a few inches doesn't do it. You pretty much need to have your ankles level with your cheeks, like a proper squat, in order to get any benefit from this. Which means either pooping in a hole in the floor, or trying to balance yourself by keeping your feet on the seat.

In fact, if you're doing what I think you're doing, which is just lifting your ass above the seat with your feet firmly planted on the ground, then you're actually straining yourself a lot more than you would if you were to just sit down. If that's what you're doing, you should really stop, because you can give yourself a hernia doing that.

 

[Ham the god]

Standing up gotta spray that stuff everywhere!

 

[Rick Santorum]

Sitting while taking a shit.
Casuals.

 

[Xel'Naga]

Standing up gotta spray that stuff everywhere!

Your signature is surprisingly relevant.

 

[Saraya]

It's only good to squat if you're actually squatting. Merely lifting your ass above the seat a few inches doesn't do it. You pretty much need to have your ankles level with your cheeks, like a proper squat, in order to get any benefit from this. Which means either pooping in a hole in the floor, or trying to balance yourself by keeping your feet on the seat.

In fact, if you're doing what I think you're doing, which is just lifting your ass above the seat with your feet firmly planted on the ground, then you're actually straining yourself a lot more than you would if you were to just sit down. If that's what you're doing, you should really stop, because you can give yourself a hernia doing that.

i use stands i place in the sides of the toilet or use the toilet seat as a stand to do this, i actually do squat so worry not.
having said this so can this be considered standing or no? im not seated when i do this...