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Scarcely Lethal Noob
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! ON TIK TOK ITS JUST MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALLLLLL THE CHANNELS WE'RE AMONG US, I SHOWED MY GIRLFRIEND MY CHAMPIONS UNDERWEAR, FLIPPED IT AND SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR IS SUS HAHA DING DING DING DING DING RING DING DING" I LOOKED AT A FUCKING TRASH CAN AND SAID "THATS A BIT SUSSY" I LOOKED AT MY PENIS. THOUGHT ABOUT AN ASTRONAUT HELMET AND SAID "PENIS? MORE LIKE PESUS" AAAAAAAAA