If you could have any TF2 gun in real life with unlimited ammo, which gun would you take? Plz rember ... +TF2 Properties apply to you! -Real life physics still apply. -No random crits on any item. For example, if I wanted a Sticky Jumper, I would fly hundreds of feet. The downside is that landing would ultimately crush me. I think for fun, I would have a solemn vow, just to see peoples names and life spans. That or one of spies watches! You?