If you could have ...

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2' started by Defibyoulater, Mar 15, 2018.

  1. Defibyoulater

    Defibyoulater Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    If you could have any TF2 gun in real life with unlimited ammo, which gun would you take? Plz rember ...

    +TF2 Properties apply to you!
    -Real life physics still apply.
    -No random crits on any item.

    For example, if I wanted a Sticky Jumper, I would fly hundreds of feet. The downside is that landing would ultimately crush me.

    I think for fun, I would have a solemn vow, just to see peoples names and life spans. That or one of spies watches!

    You?
     
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  2. Sargent¥

    Sargent¥ Trade Moderator Contributor

    Steam:

    I think having the soda popper would be cool, getting all those jumps off. That or the C&D, the thought of being invisible at will for as long as I want sounds sick.
     
  3. Defibyoulater

    Defibyoulater Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    You'd currently have to shoot people or robots to build hype ...
     
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  4. JayDee

    JayDee Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    build pda
     
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  5. Roboute Guilliman

    Roboute Guilliman TF2 Admin Contributor

    Steam:

    Buffalo Steak Sandwich.

    Regenerating steak plz.
     
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  6. san7890

    san7890 Face-Melting F2Per Contributor

    Steam:

    Medi-Gun. I'd sell it to some company who'd reverse engineer it and revolutionize the world in healthcare.

    Or maybe the Crusader's Crossbow. That'd also be sweet.
     
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  7. Toxik

    Toxik Moderator Contributor

    Batsaber, I mean, it's a fucking lightsaber
    Thermal thruster, I mean, it's a fucking jetpack
     
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  8. Defibyoulater

    Defibyoulater Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    How do you stow a lightsaber that is constantly on? And how do you carefully land with a jetpack that throws you?
     
  9. Deadfront

    Deadfront Australian Skial God Contributor

    Steam:

    Stock shotgun because 'Murica!
     
  10. Cream Tea

    Cream Tea Legendary Skial King Legendary Mapper

    Steam:

    Disguise kit so that I can be everywhere and nowhere at the same time, I can change into the appearance of any other living person on earth.
     
  11. Toxik

    Toxik Moderator Contributor

    STOP TRYING TO CRITICIZE ME WITH LOGIC
     
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  12. Defibyoulater

    Defibyoulater Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

     
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  13. Split Moon

    Split Moon Notably Dangerous Demo-Knight Contributor

    Steam:

    Dead ringer. I can finally fucking kill myself and fake my own death.
     
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  14. Luke

    Luke Trade Moderator Contributor

    Steam:

    In this scenario, do taunts still work?

    If so, then I'm going with the Kritzkrieg - can heal myself, hopefully also myself.

    If not, then I'll choose the Cloak and Dagger
     
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  15. ҉ SP∑∑DY ҉

    ҉ SP∑∑DY ҉ Sufficiently Lethal Scout

    Steam:

    The Disciplinary Action, for personal reasons.
     
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  16. courtsnort♩♪♫♬

    courtsnort♩♪♫♬ Banned Contributor

    Steam:

    Holiday Punch tbh. Being able to make people stop in their tracks in laughter by punching their spine, while doing no damage to their body
     
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  17. Chel

    Chel Australian Skial God Contributor

    The Eternal Reward.
     
  18. Arix

    Arix Scarcely Lethal Noob

    Steam:

    Sandvich
    it looks good
     
  19. ckswarey the adware

    ckswarey the adware Epic Skial Regular

    Steam:

    This a hard to decide
     
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  20. dope

    dope Spectacularly Lethal Soldier

    Steam:

    A frying pan that had a kill counter.
     
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