TheNotSid

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Actually if you come to Turkey istanbul isn't best.
I live at istanbul but its so populated.
And everwhere is dirty.
If you go grand bazaar you will get rip off.
They sell for high but their products suck.
Try mersin or antalya so you can swim.
You can visit many places in antalya.
But antalya is too hot at summer your slippers can melt.
can i buy melt proof slippers at the hot bizarre

also what is one cool turkish thing i should do while in antalya. something that i cannot do anywhere else in the world?
 

Cardium

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Turkey.... mmmm... Had my honey moon in Justiniano Club Park Conti... Turkish coffee is the best thing I've ever tried....

Welcome, hope you'll enjoy your stay here..
That guy knows what to do.
Alanya and antalya is nearly same.
But if you want to see historycal places try antalya.
If you don't want too hot place alanya and mersin is good.
At mersin you can taste good desserts
 

PsychoRealm

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But Antalya is too HOSPITABLE at summer your slippers can melt.
Fixed.

That guy knows what to do.
Alanya and antalya is nearly same.
But if you want to see historycal places try antalya.
If you don't want too hot place alanya and mersin is good.
At mersin you can taste good desserts
I did see historical places. I also jumped off this cliff yelling out my wife's name. I also vomited after 4 hours on a ship... :D
 

Cardium

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can i buy melt proof slippers at the hot bizarre

also what is one cool turkish thing i should do while in antalya. something that i cannot do anywhere else in the world?
Actually pay a bit more so they wont melt easily.
Umm at antalya they got heaven and hell caves they are wonderful.
Then theres big waterfall.
But you need wake up early to get a place at beach or you meed stay at nice hotel
 

Cardium

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Have no doubts about it. Aren't you guys sick of Russians being wild in your country? (I know why I'm asking since I'm Russian)
Turks doesn't go alanya or antalya generally :D
We go mersin or etc they are more clean and better sea.
Oh and not many tourists cheap.
Good desserts.
And you make us earn money.
At alanya you probably get ripped off :)
Oh and untill russians don't try to conquer again no problem come back again :troll:
 

Cardium

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Yeah, but for what price? I know we are Barbarians - we shit everywhere we go.

lol, I think that's the least of Russia's concern right now. Russia can barely deal with its own problems :D
Even you bomb there nothing will happen to many turks.
There's not many turks because antalya and alanya is really hard to go by car.
You need go over clouds from a mountain
 

PsychoRealm

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Even you bomb there nothing will happen to many turks.
There's not many turks because antalya and alanya is really hard to go by car.
You need go over clouds from a mountain
Whoa.... Okay, my friend, let's chill there for a second... Looks like we've lost the line. :D
It's not about the war... It's not about... Ahhh, fuck it. Just enjoy your stay here, buddy :D
 

Cardium

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Whoa.... Okay, my friend, let's chill there for a second... Looks like we've lost the line. :D
It's not about the war... It's not about... Ahhh, fuck it. Just enjoy your stay here, buddy :D
I know but we just don't want war you can do what you want :D