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Notably Dangerous Demo-Knight
so you can sing it when taking a shit or whenever you feel is good to sing this

I am Proto
Your security is my motto
Install me on your computer
To protect your data better
With me there no viruses
Could enter your computer
Malware! Spyware! Trojan!
All gone forever!

I filter your junk mail
Monitoring WiFi, never fail
I am pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto!
Your security is my motto
I keep your data encrypted
Your virus security updated
Anti-phishing for safe browsing
And safe pay for secure e-shopping!
My security acts silently
So you can work efficiently
I am Proto
Enhanced performance is my motto
I make monitoring
At the office lot easier

No Facebook! No games!
Efficiency gets better
I ensure effective people planning
With twenty percent lesser staff
The company is shining
I am pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto!
Preventing data theft is my motto
I prevent data leakage
Securing your business and image
No pen drive, no email
No print without permission
No stealing of data
And you work without any tension
I am Proto
Preventing data loss is my motto
I reverse data loss
Saving you from your angry boss
I recover deleted files
Making it sure, that you always smile
I am pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto!
Protection from laptop theft is my motto
I track your lost laptop
To let you work non-stop
I do remote data encryption
Saving you from security tension
I am Proto
Bringing families closer is my motto
I protect your kids while they surf
As I know, that parenting is tough
I like to bring smile to your faces
Making internet surfing relaxing
With all work traces!
I am Proto
Complete security is my motto

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