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"One day, Flutterspy tried to stop and he died. From a rare giant throned dildo that went in and he died because he's fat thats the end happily ever after. Or is it. We will never find out ever why the fabulous giant thorned dildo entered Flutterspy's ass. The end. Is two words. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN. Was the sound that made monekys go ape-shit crazy and the end Dave The Manly became a god and went over to rule the world of awesomeness to become a pink fluffy unicorn.
Captain insano said fuck this shit and decided to how about no once he saw thousands upon thousands of giant Dildos raping the prisoners ice cream cones so they masturbated and came on the Warden's chest. The warden died of autistic cancer with the candlestick. This is dumb said the delarious from the airplane flown by terrorist towards disney land located in California no in japan, wait no california NO IN JAPAN YUP IN CALIFORNIA FUCK THAT. JAPAN FUCK JAPAN, CALIFORNIA. FUCK CALIFORNIA, PARIS. Ok, it's paris. Agree, paris then. But california is better then. True, I agree.
Back to action. Look, a giant pack of marbles that spilled on some radioactive waste. They turned into one massive ball that smashed Philadelphia but killed nobody except the bronies. But then, Bottiger gave birth to some guy that breathed pure awesomeness and his name was the bignig and he smoked so much pot that Snoop Dogg adopted his name for a dog. The dog declined the comitted suicide.
Bottiger then decided dave would fly and he did but he crashed into a tower and remained unharmed minus for cancer which then made life seem bleak. Fortunately for him the amish found crack filled bread while in canada. Amazing things happened like the great amount of hockey and hockey fans chugging maple syrup. This is gay. Might just be be the very worst use of the stereotyping of canada but now we should change topic lest we offend the lumberjacks there who is chopping the glorious wood in order to build a giant give a fuck phallic statue with the tears of dead bleeding babies.
Now can we stop frying puppies on the grill? Seriously, they're done. Great they're burnt and it's dave's fuck dave, why? Cause it's his love of johnny but johnny has a bigger dick which got cut.
Flutterspy thinks NSFW and gets aids which tylenol cured which then gave a painful death. Now about that turds flying birds that feasted upon froliciking in semen. However, it was infected with analysis hindering problems and chocolate pancakes that grew into a huge penis which got cut by dave the magical flying goat who then fucked a huge penis in the penis while another penis ready to blow blew its load right inside dave's throat while touching the testicles with countless knives and spiky hairs, to be continued.
Flying Corgi Bomber last seen Flutterspy's 15th birthday then died of Flutterspy stabbing him with a broken dragon horned dildo straight up the empre state building while blade was dancing crazy near the lumberjacks from canada which then ate some big pancakes covered with dripping white semen that made them taste so good that they fapped so hard that they scared Fluttershy so hard that she a bitchy cunt who fucked raspberry pancakes which were very extra, extra yummy. However, that is irrelevant because a fucking tiger just mauled daves face and punted a chihuahua down a building, but then hookers asked for ice cream with cocaine on top which was promptly shoved in her open orfices in seth's virgin asshole.
Seth proceeded to kill the person, fucked the body and eat the delicious weed the he realized GIANT THRONED DILDOS! what the fuck is on television these days when seth ate weed and stripped all his clothing apart from their bodies, then his cat jumped onto the ceiling fan, then fell off onto another ceiling fan and got confused, fell off the floor then exploded dead. He exploded because seth was there and he laughed because of aids which he got from freddie mercury."
Captain insano said fuck this shit and decided to how about no once he saw thousands upon thousands of giant Dildos raping the prisoners ice cream cones so they masturbated and came on the Warden's chest. The warden died of autistic cancer with the candlestick. This is dumb said the delarious from the airplane flown by terrorist towards disney land located in California no in japan, wait no california NO IN JAPAN YUP IN CALIFORNIA FUCK THAT. JAPAN FUCK JAPAN, CALIFORNIA. FUCK CALIFORNIA, PARIS. Ok, it's paris. Agree, paris then. But california is better then. True, I agree.
Back to action. Look, a giant pack of marbles that spilled on some radioactive waste. They turned into one massive ball that smashed Philadelphia but killed nobody except the bronies. But then, Bottiger gave birth to some guy that breathed pure awesomeness and his name was the bignig and he smoked so much pot that Snoop Dogg adopted his name for a dog. The dog declined the comitted suicide.
Bottiger then decided dave would fly and he did but he crashed into a tower and remained unharmed minus for cancer which then made life seem bleak. Fortunately for him the amish found crack filled bread while in canada. Amazing things happened like the great amount of hockey and hockey fans chugging maple syrup. This is gay. Might just be be the very worst use of the stereotyping of canada but now we should change topic lest we offend the lumberjacks there who is chopping the glorious wood in order to build a giant give a fuck phallic statue with the tears of dead bleeding babies.
Now can we stop frying puppies on the grill? Seriously, they're done. Great they're burnt and it's dave's fuck dave, why? Cause it's his love of johnny but johnny has a bigger dick which got cut.
Flutterspy thinks NSFW and gets aids which tylenol cured which then gave a painful death. Now about that turds flying birds that feasted upon froliciking in semen. However, it was infected with analysis hindering problems and chocolate pancakes that grew into a huge penis which got cut by dave the magical flying goat who then fucked a huge penis in the penis while another penis ready to blow blew its load right inside dave's throat while touching the testicles with countless knives and spiky hairs, to be continued.
Flying Corgi Bomber last seen Flutterspy's 15th birthday then died of Flutterspy stabbing him with a broken dragon horned dildo straight up the empre state building while blade was dancing crazy near the lumberjacks from canada which then ate some big pancakes covered with dripping white semen that made them taste so good that they fapped so hard that they scared Fluttershy so hard that she a bitchy cunt who fucked raspberry pancakes which were very extra, extra yummy. However, that is irrelevant because a fucking tiger just mauled daves face and punted a chihuahua down a building, but then hookers asked for ice cream with cocaine on top which was promptly shoved in her open orfices in seth's virgin asshole.
Seth proceeded to kill the person, fucked the body and eat the delicious weed the he realized GIANT THRONED DILDOS! what the fuck is on television these days when seth ate weed and stripped all his clothing apart from their bodies, then his cat jumped onto the ceiling fan, then fell off onto another ceiling fan and got confused, fell off the floor then exploded dead. He exploded because seth was there and he laughed because of aids which he got from freddie mercury."
He exploded because seth was there and he laughed because of aids which he got from freddie mercury around the time Spy and Sniper had enjoyed a binge drinking round which was quite unhealthy and probably ruined Demoman's stock. In turn, Tavish and Bryan Ferry both got angry and attempted to kill sniper and failed to because he was too drunk and tired and in turn tried to kill aids and cancer but got infected. Thankfully medic was there to rape of countless murders done by heavy guy called Gaben shit himself badly because people realized that he had some more cancer and was infecting half life three so people were making fun of his inability to stop eating food and went to the doctors who could not help. One thing they said was that damn he's fat.
Meanwhile, with Spy he's French so eating snails is a common occurrence. After, he turned and got naked with Kim Kardashian and then surrendered himself to Kim. He used some Viagra and Vaseline on his French toast in which he rubbed the cowboys in Africa with lots of flying dead babies who is very cranky with the lack of virtual hats in ice cream cones so what they complained to Valve who in turn banned all the 5 year olds and then everyone rejoiced.
Then the government decided to build a giant penis that does that killed a Valve employee, why? Because he removed ice cream cones covered with chocolate from the lounge located up his Sears tower and ate a big chocolate donut hole that tasted like rotten soy milk which made him eat a pancake covered with anal monstrosity that raped the sex robots which made him a touching story but now they're sitting around, doing coke, mary jane tripping balls like Micheal Jackson's last Christmas while whacking to pony porn of a stallion on a mountain and then he wished he was high on weed instead of cocaine because it was doused with radioactive pink fluffy unicorns but there was an atomic bomb that devastated the smaller atomic bomb that killed all the atomic bombs in existence.
However, the dogs were secretly atomic bombs that atomically bombed Six Flag, located within another atomic bomb, which was quite possibly the atomic bomb of mass atomic frenzy which atomically bombed existence back into other atomic bombs which bombed Hitler's army and made the atomic bombs turned into bigger and much more massively extremely big furry pink dildos which proceeded to penetrate the anus of of this thread.
Giant throned dildos stuffed into DaveTheManly's cardboard box that held a lot of dumb ratings given by Mittens became sentient and started raping Dave until the mods started giving out further rape instructions to be carried out by the regulars of Skial who then ate up the members of some DDoSer that had not thought shit through the now overused donations that was spent on psychics. That evil ddoser had his group spammed to hell. It was funny. And well deserved.
Meanwhile, in Africa, the elephant tried to play hopscotch with a bunny who always won because elephant's cant properly play hopscotch because they are fatter than Gaben and therefore cannot move 3 feet without fucking a giant throned dildo. This is all giant throned dildos that attacked Mohawkg2. Giant throned dildos. Giant throned dildos. End part four. Giant throned dildos!
Meanwhile, with Spy he's French so eating snails is a common occurrence. After, he turned and got naked with Kim Kardashian and then surrendered himself to Kim. He used some Viagra and Vaseline on his French toast in which he rubbed the cowboys in Africa with lots of flying dead babies who is very cranky with the lack of virtual hats in ice cream cones so what they complained to Valve who in turn banned all the 5 year olds and then everyone rejoiced.
Then the government decided to build a giant penis that does that killed a Valve employee, why? Because he removed ice cream cones covered with chocolate from the lounge located up his Sears tower and ate a big chocolate donut hole that tasted like rotten soy milk which made him eat a pancake covered with anal monstrosity that raped the sex robots which made him a touching story but now they're sitting around, doing coke, mary jane tripping balls like Micheal Jackson's last Christmas while whacking to pony porn of a stallion on a mountain and then he wished he was high on weed instead of cocaine because it was doused with radioactive pink fluffy unicorns but there was an atomic bomb that devastated the smaller atomic bomb that killed all the atomic bombs in existence.
However, the dogs were secretly atomic bombs that atomically bombed Six Flag, located within another atomic bomb, which was quite possibly the atomic bomb of mass atomic frenzy which atomically bombed existence back into other atomic bombs which bombed Hitler's army and made the atomic bombs turned into bigger and much more massively extremely big furry pink dildos which proceeded to penetrate the anus of of this thread.
Giant throned dildos stuffed into DaveTheManly's cardboard box that held a lot of dumb ratings given by Mittens became sentient and started raping Dave until the mods started giving out further rape instructions to be carried out by the regulars of Skial who then ate up the members of some DDoSer that had not thought shit through the now overused donations that was spent on psychics. That evil ddoser had his group spammed to hell. It was funny. And well deserved.
Meanwhile, in Africa, the elephant tried to play hopscotch with a bunny who always won because elephant's cant properly play hopscotch because they are fatter than Gaben and therefore cannot move 3 feet without fucking a giant throned dildo. This is all giant throned dildos that attacked Mohawkg2. Giant throned dildos. Giant throned dildos. End part four. Giant throned dildos!
All over in the United States especially in the giant throned dildos cities of New York and Boston ice cream cones that came out of the streets and started to fly above the streets of Boston and the bomb fell into the giant hole of burning black panthers and caused a explosion of fire that engulfed all the anal erections. Then all the people in Boston decided to have funny ideas on then forgot they were all weird and proceeded to hug Flutterspy so little that she bursted into toxic waste.
Now about Peace Killer Exclusive being a hat wearing, piano playing, gay, fabulous gymnast Serbian club connoisseur who was well educated with science in space with portals and insane pornhub website users like myself and Dave the Manly. What they decided was to fuck Mittens for his unrivaled faggotry and amount of cardboard boxes he had and kill it with fire unless it was a old rating instead of a dumb rating given they had to bang twelve bitches while little kids watched in awe as their first time seeing something that had an big fat penis as well as a big obese that had 3 boobs and more than seven penises in its tits, it finally decided to stop being a dick while slapping pancakes with his duck that was made of salty titties and sour cinnamon with a hint of stale coffee that tasted like perverted horny neckbeards which then made aids through butter applied to anus as well as big tip of phallus and a big pile of crack which someone snorted and got really high and farted just like Oprah's big fat arse.
Actually Void, I got mad pissed because Turok didn't think to look at big dicks no bigger than a coke can. Damn that is not bigger than a coke can which is rather bigger than a bottle that held necrophiliac faggot bitch nah not really ice cream cones are then there are big booty as well as furry zoophile animalfucker fat fucking furry that fucked corgis aka Ruelel. Then who also pegged zoophiles who were running towards the 8 feet tall barber shop pole "DIE BITCH DIE", said the insane to the civilians which were gassed by an evil minded LadyPimpernell that wanted to cause pain and misery by killing all of the ponies using a shovel which is legal in over 40 continents, because of counting.
Later that day, dead flying babies who weren't real ate some chicken and fried watermelon what a stereotype! said a dog with a boner after fucking a plane wearing diapers before realizing that ice cream cones were eaten backwards. Listen to Johnny because he tends to be right but he lies because he is a huge butterfly that is capable of flying underwater into extinction via a bunch of regular rocks that felt like sponges that smelled like a used contraceptive as well as sour smelling semen and lots of deadly frosted cake. It's a lie! Just kidding *eats* a pancake instead that was also made of bombs motherfucker blowed up we'll bang okay? No, heterosexual kittens which has no need for this and probing beverage was a racist.
Now about Peace Killer Exclusive being a hat wearing, piano playing, gay, fabulous gymnast Serbian club connoisseur who was well educated with science in space with portals and insane pornhub website users like myself and Dave the Manly. What they decided was to fuck Mittens for his unrivaled faggotry and amount of cardboard boxes he had and kill it with fire unless it was a old rating instead of a dumb rating given they had to bang twelve bitches while little kids watched in awe as their first time seeing something that had an big fat penis as well as a big obese that had 3 boobs and more than seven penises in its tits, it finally decided to stop being a dick while slapping pancakes with his duck that was made of salty titties and sour cinnamon with a hint of stale coffee that tasted like perverted horny neckbeards which then made aids through butter applied to anus as well as big tip of phallus and a big pile of crack which someone snorted and got really high and farted just like Oprah's big fat arse.
Actually Void, I got mad pissed because Turok didn't think to look at big dicks no bigger than a coke can. Damn that is not bigger than a coke can which is rather bigger than a bottle that held necrophiliac faggot bitch nah not really ice cream cones are then there are big booty as well as furry zoophile animalfucker fat fucking furry that fucked corgis aka Ruelel. Then who also pegged zoophiles who were running towards the 8 feet tall barber shop pole "DIE BITCH DIE", said the insane to the civilians which were gassed by an evil minded LadyPimpernell that wanted to cause pain and misery by killing all of the ponies using a shovel which is legal in over 40 continents, because of counting.
Later that day, dead flying babies who weren't real ate some chicken and fried watermelon what a stereotype! said a dog with a boner after fucking a plane wearing diapers before realizing that ice cream cones were eaten backwards. Listen to Johnny because he tends to be right but he lies because he is a huge butterfly that is capable of flying underwater into extinction via a bunch of regular rocks that felt like sponges that smelled like a used contraceptive as well as sour smelling semen and lots of deadly frosted cake. It's a lie! Just kidding *eats* a pancake instead that was also made of bombs motherfucker blowed up we'll bang okay? No, heterosexual kittens which has no need for this and probing beverage was a racist.
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