CiNiC's New Scoot Setup

[CiNiC]

So, for those of you who don't read the trade threads at all, and for those who haven't played with me since yesterday, you probably haven't seen the getup I've chose to don.

Genuine Hero's Tail, Team Spirit
Genuine Planeswalker Goggles
"Socks of the Satirist" - The Essential Accessories, Team Spirit
Strange Scattergun
"All My Lovin'" - Mad Milk
Genuine Three Rune Blade

As you may have noticed, something is fatally wrong: My new stuff isn't named/described.
What should I name my stuff? I was thinking of doing an X-ray theme (Hero's Tail is grey, hit with so much radiation that my hair turned grey), named after the songs from Colors by Between the Buried & Me, named after Depeche Moude songs, memes, or the "I'm an asshole" theme.

Ideas for names and descriptions GO.

 

[Uncle zägä]

Strange Scattergun: "I made a nospread server because I can't aim with this thing"

 

[JayDee]

Genuine Three-way Blade

 

[Dr.SteveBrule]

Strange Scattergun- Where is your god now?

 

[ModSe7en]

S. Scatter
Name - Strange Boomstick
Desc - This is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barrelled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.

Why? Because.

 

[ViperStriker]

Strange Scattergun: "#1 Cause Of Rage Quits"

 

[CiNiC]

S. Scatter
Name - Strange Boomstick
Desc - This is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barrelled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.

Why? Because.

Too generic. Plus, my Engy stuff is Evil Dead themed.

 

[ViperStriker]

Jaggawatts' idea is very funny though.

 

[Roman]

3RB = "Poor Man's Basher"
Scatter = "Ban-Stick"
Hero's Tail = "Gaga Wig"
Goggles = "Air Force Ones"

 

[CiNiC]

Ban Stick is potential. Anyone else have suggestions? Drinking hasn't helped my creativity as it usually does.

Edit: I was just reflecting on my creative comparisons that I use in insults when I'm drinkin', and then I remembered that I still have yet to say, "Cunt off, cumbucket," to anyone, based on that thread where some kid asked for a permaban on a guy insulting him.