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Appeal: brothersmothers1994

Discussion in 'Nsfw' started by DaivdBaekr, Oct 6, 2013.

  1. DaivdBaekr

    DaivdBaekr TF2 Admin Contributor

    Steam:

    Hello, Skial.

    Earlier this afternoon as I was coming back from my 300k fun run (raising money for a local puppy orphanage) I discovered my Steam account was permanently banned from your servers. Immediately I realized this was the handiwork of my twin brother, who had just recently started using Steam and plays small amounts of free-to-play games and shares most of my mannerisms.

    When I confronted him about it he promptly admitted it was him and curbstomped a near-extinct species of flightless bird. Realizing its chicks could still be saved, I thrust my arm into his chest and pulled out his beating heart, then crushed it between my well oiled biceps. Needless to say, he won't be hurting anyone anymore or cheating in video games.

    As tribute for slaying one of my own kin, I humbly request access to your servers once more.
    No -- I beg of you.
     
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  2. Party Chocobo

    Party Chocobo Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    THIS POST WAS SO GLORIOUS IT WAS STICKIED
     
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  3. Staitc

    Staitc Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    wtf
     
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  4. Meowcenary

    Meowcenary TF2 Admin Contributor

    Steam:

    +1 unban himplz
     
  5. Shula

    Shula Australian Skial God Contributor

    I vote for an immediate unban and make him an admin.
     
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  6. Ceubie

    Ceubie Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    I can vouch for the flightless bird part, they were some good eats. +1 unban pls
     
  7. Thorin Oakenshield

    Thorin Oakenshield Epic Skial Regular Contributor

    >Be me
    >Be at home while my twin brother is out raising money for a puppy orphanage
    >Be the only one who knows that he actually spends it all on TF2 keys and donations to some stupid TF2 site
    >I only play F2P games and contribute my money to poor kids in Africa

    >Decide to take action
    >I quickly download some cheats off the internet
    >Rush to his TF2
    >Open it up, he'll be back any minute
    >I go to his favorites and select Skial>Dustbowl US

    >Connecting
    >Hurryup.jpg
    >Hoping and praying it connects
    >It connects
    >I start hacking
    >HELL YEAH I GOT BANNED
    >Savedtheworldtoday.jpg
    >Close TF2
    >See 2 endangered turtles being picked on by a pair of stupid rare birds

    >Hammertime.jpg
    >Grab my father's golf club
    >Go out and deliver street justice to one of the killer birds
    >Escort turtles to safety
    >Stop a bank robbery on my way home
    >Help group of old women across street
    >OHSH-
    >Brother's coming down the street
    >Quickly assist the last lady across
    >Run all the way home
    >Madeit.jpg
    >Hide in the living room
    >Hear brother going up to spend money in TF2
    >Ohgodohgod
    >OHF-
    >That other bird is back
    >Brought its chicks to pick over the carcass of the poor endangered turtle
    >Run outside
    >Notimeforhammers.jpg
    >Prepare to ninjakick it to death
    >Brother comes out
    >Face is livid
    >Screams at me, asking if I cheated and got him banned
    >I cannot tell a lie
    >I did it
    >His face turns purple
    >Realize there's still time to stop the cruel bird
    >Stomp on it's head
    >Savedtheturtle.jpg
    >Brother shoves his hand in my chest
    >Pulls my heart out
    >Ohgodthepain
    >See him crush it between his cheeto-dusted biceps
    >Everything is turning black
    >Smile because I willed all my things to charity
    >die

     
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  8. Morbuzka

    Morbuzka Face-Melting F2Per

    Steam:

    Davids a cool guy, we can unban him
     
  9. CiNiC

    CiNiC Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    I laff heem.
     
  10. ToTeM

    ToTeM Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    this is pure Crystal Clear Diamonds
    this is too good to be gold
     
  11. Deadfront

    Deadfront Australian Skial God Contributor

    Steam:

    I must remember to keep my brother away from my account!!!!
     
  12. DaivdBaekr

    DaivdBaekr TF2 Admin Contributor

    Steam:

    Someone re-pinned my threads.

    Boner status: achieved.
     
  13. CiNiC

    CiNiC Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. DaivdBaekr

    DaivdBaekr TF2 Admin Contributor

    Steam:

  15. Pinker-tan

    Pinker-tan Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

  16. DaivdBaekr

    DaivdBaekr TF2 Admin Contributor

    Steam:

    y-you're the gay one
     
  17. CiNiC

    CiNiC Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    TOLD
     
  18. Pinker-tan

    Pinker-tan Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    :((
     
  19. ModSe7en

    ModSe7en Legendary Skial King Contributor

    Steam:

  20. CiNiC

    CiNiC Gaben's Own Aimbot Contributor

    Steam:

    Baekr linked me to a thread this evening, including this (among many other) images.
    This was captioned:

    oh god yes i love when my women fucks me in my ass
    >tfw too drunk to give a god damn
    [​IMG]