Hello, Skial. Earlier this afternoon as I was coming back from my 300k fun run (raising money for a local puppy orphanage) I discovered my Steam account was permanently banned from your servers. Immediately I realized this was the handiwork of my twin brother, who had just recently started using Steam and plays small amounts of free-to-play games and shares most of my mannerisms. When I confronted him about it he promptly admitted it was him and curbstomped a near-extinct species of flightless bird. Realizing its chicks could still be saved, I thrust my arm into his chest and pulled out his beating heart, then crushed it between my well oiled biceps. Needless to say, he won't be hurting anyone anymore or cheating in video games. As tribute for slaying one of my own kin, I humbly request access to your servers once more. No -- I beg of you.