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CHAPTER 1 – SMOKEY AND THE GIANT THORNED DILDOS
Once upon a time there was a hippie furry called Consuela. Consuela dreamed of plump ride and scrumptious apples. The only apples sold though were stolen from the underground castle, beneath the graveyard. The graveyard was haunted by a rapist who ate tacos and masturbated to pictures of Gaben molesting horses. The horses had to be strapped to the lazy item department (that had to fuck over the community, which was filled with ponies and various giant thorned dildos) in order to make the rapist horny.
The rapist had three minor prostitutes shoved up his Grordbot items, items which were raped regularly by giant thorned dildos, and noodles made out of giant thorned dildos. The giant thorned dildos were made by an alien, who also liked minors. And cheesy doodles. The alien quickly grabbed the in every orifice, and thus Smokey ruined the story. And his anus.
Smokey’s motives for ruining the story wasn’t clear at this point, but he did have a motive for ruining his anus. This was because he wanted giant thorned dildos.
>:3
The earlier-mentioned rapist and pedophile, called Dave the Manly, therefore considered Smokey a faggot. He mentioned his thoughts of Smokey for a small boy who carried a giant thorned dildo, which resembled the man boobs of Dave the Manly’s friend Isil. Isil’s man boobs lactated like a thick cock into Isil’s friend Roman’s vagina.
Roman wanted giant thorned dildos up his butt.
Roman was not satisfied with simply giant thorned dildos, however. They had to be made out of dildos and shoved up his ass in order to satisfy him.
Crap and fap ensued in the meanwhile.
After the crap and fap was over, Smokey, who was bi-sexual giant thorned dildo’d all over the face of evil and his brother. Since Smokey was bi-sexual, he decided to buttrape evil a lot. With a carrot. The carrot had been received from Bugs Bunny who was high on Afire’s vagina, a vagina known for it’s hot fluid substance of Fanta and giant spiked dildos. The Fanta and giant spiked dildos were inserted into Pope Benedict’s ass which converted it to giant thorned dildos. The converted giant thorned dildos tasted like Oxyclean (WHICH IS APPROVED OF BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A NEW PRODUCT: BILLY MAYS, THE LUMBERJACKING GIANT THORNED DILDO).
The giant thorned dildos transformed into great amount of pleasure that required giant thorned dildos in order to be enjoyed. The giant thorned dildos were soon transformed into Francis the Great, and then back again.
Blue lamp and giant thorned dildos.
The giant thorned dildos pierced the giant thorned dildos, which could mean a difference between life or death or giant thorned dildos. This later turned into a nostalgic boner.
Giant thorned dildos.
Dave was asked to shut up originally in space, but didn’t die due to lack of oxygen, but rather by the Skial community which killed him and buried him in a secret giant thorned dildo. In space.
In space.
The massive secret giant thorned dildo was buried underground, then the story was gone.
CHAPTER 2 – DAVE YOU’RE A FAGGOT GO FUCK YOURSELF
However, the story wasn’t gone but instead questioned Dave the Manly’s actions, that is, not his child molesting but rather his constant talk of giant thorned dildos. Everybody thought Dave the Manly was making things difficult for everyone, for he was throbbing clean, smooth, giant thorned dildos around. Giant thorned dildos were placed in giant thorned dildos because Dave wanted giant thorned dildos because he wanted nothing. Except giant thorned dildos.
Killington, a very British boy, thought that giant thorned dildos destroyed the story. Dave, however, objected with giant thorned dildos. Smokey and the perfectly normal girl Ivory knew however that Dave was actually secretly loving cocks, and not giant thorned dildos.
A fat piece of shit walked into the story and flipped a table, to which Ivory replied “ow, that hurt”. The fat piece of shit known as Cinic said that tables didn’t talk even if no such thing was implied.
>implied
Ivory, sad by the random Captain Obvious facts Cinic stated, was dumb enough to believe Cinic refered to her and thought that she was a table, so she objected that she was, in fact, not a table.
As Ivory told this, the Indian mafia marched in, the boss calling himself P Lash. P Lash was an Indian guy with sunglasses and a smirk on his face. He said Ivory was a table. Ivory said no. The fat piece of shit grabbed a mic and started screaming that he was a table as the argue heated.
Suddenly Dave, being afraid of not gaining the attention he desperately craved in order to function in his infrastructure, implied giant thorned dildos. Then he got banned for implying giant thorned dildos.
Tomatketchup, the neighbor who was always looking for sex and drugs, walked into the house (which belonged to Smokey, by the way) and said that the house sucked.
As Dave got banned, he got depressed and looked for new ways to improve his life. When he finally was about to give up, he saw the light. He realized that he had to join giant thorned dildos. He shouted it out loud: GIANT. THORNED. DILDOS. Then Tomatketchup told him to shut up.
Giant thorned dildos.
Killington thought the situation with the constant giant thorned dildos was hopeless, but then Smokey rescued the day when he said that people found his house by searching for giant thorned dildos.
This did not please Killington, however.
However, at the time Dave guessed that he was done, to everyone’s relief.
CHAPTER 3 – SCOUTS AND HOWEVER
“Through the window, to the skies!” Killington said as he pointed to a cloud. The cloud was not an ordinary cloud, however. In fact, it was Killington’s friend Franklin Jamerson. The cloud had befriended a stoned scout a few days before. The scout was diagnosed with some fucking long name. At that day, however, the stoned scout wasn’t there, for he had died. Fiveever.
The scout could be saved though. He could be saved and restored by a brave soul—
No, wait, scratch that, he’s dead. Fiveever.
Dave the Manly however was back again, but he had gone slightly mad when he killed all over his finish this sentence.
Unknown people wanted to eat Dave, however.
However.
This was because Dave had been repeatedly quoting bad quotes, which had gone by unnoticed by the scouts.
But let’s forget that subplot, for Ivory implied suddenly that optimistic ratings were everywhere. This meant that everyone was happy. Except Cinic because he was a sack of shit and nobody liked his table implying, so he died.
The happiness would not last long, however.
However.
This was due to the arrival of watermelon eaters who fuck this, this is so boring let’s go to the exciting part.
CHAPTER INTERESTING – YOU ARE NOW FREE TO THROW OUT YOUR PENISES
Giant thorned dildos.
Dave was stuck in a trench for 12 hours alongside Ivory, since Russian troops had invaded the US and Europe and there was a huge World War 3 going on. Ivory couldn’t run since a Russian machine gunner had shot her in the leg. Dave forced Ivory to recover her leg before they ran again. To not starve to death, Ivory and Dave decided to make sandviches out of the mud and corpse parts that were scattered in the trench.
Ivory cried against Dave’s shoulder, as he hugged his mother who had fled with them after Iranians took over her house. Ivory then slowly undressed, and decided to fuck Dave’s mother right there on the spot. What she didn’t know however was that Dave’s mother had been shot in the head by North Korean troops as they had ran across the street away from the Iranians, so Dave looked in a combination of horror and pleasure as Ivory rubbed her vagina against his mother’s face.
Realizing that Dave’s mother was dead, Ivory shrieked. Dave pulled her down to his body when he heard some Iranian talk. Ivory breathed heavily since she was so bloody horny. Dave, afraid of getting abducted and tortured by the Russian allies decided to slowly unzip his pants as he looked behind and let Ivory ride it. Ivory did not enjoy it after seeing Dave’s mother dead, but she was too horny to complain about it.
Then she started screaming in pleasure, shouting how she hated Mohawkg2. Dave covered her mouth as he heard the steps of the troops getting closer, but kept letting her ride it.
This story is not ruined at all, by the way.
Dave kept thrusting hisgiant thorned dildo dick into Ivory as he sighed, because as the Iranians were about to catch them fucking, the North Koreans had approached them and asked them about their mission. Dave was shocked to hear that the purpose of the invasion was to end the story I’m writing, because Dave raped Ivory. And he had several times. As the Iranians and North Koreans walked away when hearing on their walkie-talkies about Americans closing in on their position, Dave ejaculated – not on Ivory, however, but on his own forehead. Dave enjoyed Ivory’s tight ass, but he was too self-loving to actually come inside her.
Ivory didn’t want to be fucked by Dave, or at least so she implied as Dave kept fucking her in the trench all day long, and all night long, then all morning. The fucking continued for several days until he raped Ivory again after she had licked off his penis so very enthusiastically, so much that he ejaculated again on her forehead. Then he died.
CHAPTER 52 – NEW CHAPTER FOR COsMICAL EFFECT
Then Dave rose again.
And raped Ivory again.
Ivory questioned Jesus Christ why she was raped all day long by Dave, and the Savior responded “Because you have a tight ass, my child.” Dave thought the same, so as Ivory bent over Dave decided that this would be the most ultimate sex ever, to ejaculate like he had never ejaculated like before, the sex to define his entire life. So as Ivory bent over Dave decided to take it in the ass and get anally penetrated by Ivory. Without giant thorned dildos. Because giant thorned dildos suck.
As he got penetrated, Ivory also penetrated Dave’s sister, Davina the Hairy, which was in fact Dave’s female alter-ego. Which was in fact Tomatketchup’s vagina.
CHAPTER 934 – TOMATKETCHUP’S CHAPTER
As Tomatketchup scratched his “vagina” (which was actually his asshole, he was just too high to see the difference between his front and back) he felt a sudden urge to take a shit. Tomatketchup ran to the bathroom and shat out Ivory’s face first, then Dave along with the Red Army and National Guard, and thus the story ended happily ever after.
CHAPTER DERIVATIVE OF 6X3 – NOT THE END
Except it wasn’t the end. Tomatketchup’s fish got sad. Ivory thought the ending was lacking (since it didn’t end with any major ejaculation, instead ending with shit-covered transsexuals and corpses.
However, that was the end, as disappointing as it was.
CHAPTER [pH] – IS IT THE END NOW?
Nope, this was the end.
CHAPTER LN 7x – THE EPIC RETURN OF DAVE
Ivory was still not happy ending up as Tomatketchup’s shit, so she asked Dave for help. Dave, being dead, was in fact not dead, much to Ivory’s dismay, because Dave couldn’t die. Then the story ended.
CHAPTER DAIVDBAEKR – ANOTHER SCENE
Shut the fuck up Ivory.
CHAPTER LISTING RULES ISN’T FUCKING FUNNY - >IMPLYING THIS STORY HAS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AT ALL
Tomatketchup facepalmed. Then Dave came back from his non-existant disappearance. Except this time he was dead, but he was in fact hiding from the monsters inhabiting Tomatketchup’s house. The monsters weren’t after Dave however, but after Ivory. They decided to rape her. As they ejaculated inside her tight ass, Ivory became a pirate. Then she finally died, because better pirates had raped her to death and ejaculated in her every orifice. Ivory questioned why she got raped again, despite being dead. One thing was for sure though: SHE WAS EXHAUSTED.
Ivory, being sick of getting raped constantly left to search for more dicks. Before she managed to get anywhere however, she was captured and raped by Smokey. Dave then stole her. And raped her again. Despite both people being dead. But it was done for pirate duties, because the booty was worth salvaging. Smokey, being bitter and jealous over Dave’s theft, especially since it’s quite humiliating being robbed by an alive corpse, did nothing because Tomatketchup got nothing.
Tomatketchup, being sad over that he doesn’t get any booty, instead decided to smoke some weed and get real high. He wanked his dick off to his own literature that he had stolen from a forum thread and sold to the creators of South Park for money, and soon fell fast asleep. Mole.
Tomatketchup woke up again, and decided to watch his neighbor DeadHerald across the street rub his nipples while dancing naked and wacking off to the story that DeadHerald somehow had managed to get from Tomatketchup.
The sight of DeadHerald’s 37-year old nipple-rubbing experience aroused Ivory, she decided to slap Smokey because she likes it rough, but not too rough since she slapped him with a large dildo.
With giant thorns.
Soon a porno tape was put together of Dave and Ivory’s sweet lovin’ in the trench, but it was really bad. Or it wasn’t. That doesn’t matter however, since now it’s the end.
Also, Dumbledore dies.
The rapist had three minor prostitutes shoved up his Grordbot items, items which were raped regularly by giant thorned dildos, and noodles made out of giant thorned dildos. The giant thorned dildos were made by an alien, who also liked minors. And cheesy doodles. The alien quickly grabbed the in every orifice, and thus Smokey ruined the story. And his anus.
Smokey’s motives for ruining the story wasn’t clear at this point, but he did have a motive for ruining his anus. This was because he wanted giant thorned dildos.
>:3
The earlier-mentioned rapist and pedophile, called Dave the Manly, therefore considered Smokey a faggot. He mentioned his thoughts of Smokey for a small boy who carried a giant thorned dildo, which resembled the man boobs of Dave the Manly’s friend Isil. Isil’s man boobs lactated like a thick cock into Isil’s friend Roman’s vagina.
Roman wanted giant thorned dildos up his butt.
Roman was not satisfied with simply giant thorned dildos, however. They had to be made out of dildos and shoved up his ass in order to satisfy him.
Crap and fap ensued in the meanwhile.
After the crap and fap was over, Smokey, who was bi-sexual giant thorned dildo’d all over the face of evil and his brother. Since Smokey was bi-sexual, he decided to buttrape evil a lot. With a carrot. The carrot had been received from Bugs Bunny who was high on Afire’s vagina, a vagina known for it’s hot fluid substance of Fanta and giant spiked dildos. The Fanta and giant spiked dildos were inserted into Pope Benedict’s ass which converted it to giant thorned dildos. The converted giant thorned dildos tasted like Oxyclean (WHICH IS APPROVED OF BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A NEW PRODUCT: BILLY MAYS, THE LUMBERJACKING GIANT THORNED DILDO).
The giant thorned dildos transformed into great amount of pleasure that required giant thorned dildos in order to be enjoyed. The giant thorned dildos were soon transformed into Francis the Great, and then back again.
Blue lamp and giant thorned dildos.
The giant thorned dildos pierced the giant thorned dildos, which could mean a difference between life or death or giant thorned dildos. This later turned into a nostalgic boner.
Giant thorned dildos.
Dave was asked to shut up originally in space, but didn’t die due to lack of oxygen, but rather by the Skial community which killed him and buried him in a secret giant thorned dildo. In space.
In space.
The massive secret giant thorned dildo was buried underground, then the story was gone.
CHAPTER 2 – DAVE YOU’RE A FAGGOT GO FUCK YOURSELF
However, the story wasn’t gone but instead questioned Dave the Manly’s actions, that is, not his child molesting but rather his constant talk of giant thorned dildos. Everybody thought Dave the Manly was making things difficult for everyone, for he was throbbing clean, smooth, giant thorned dildos around. Giant thorned dildos were placed in giant thorned dildos because Dave wanted giant thorned dildos because he wanted nothing. Except giant thorned dildos.
Killington, a very British boy, thought that giant thorned dildos destroyed the story. Dave, however, objected with giant thorned dildos. Smokey and the perfectly normal girl Ivory knew however that Dave was actually secretly loving cocks, and not giant thorned dildos.
A fat piece of shit walked into the story and flipped a table, to which Ivory replied “ow, that hurt”. The fat piece of shit known as Cinic said that tables didn’t talk even if no such thing was implied.
>implied
Ivory, sad by the random Captain Obvious facts Cinic stated, was dumb enough to believe Cinic refered to her and thought that she was a table, so she objected that she was, in fact, not a table.
As Ivory told this, the Indian mafia marched in, the boss calling himself P Lash. P Lash was an Indian guy with sunglasses and a smirk on his face. He said Ivory was a table. Ivory said no. The fat piece of shit grabbed a mic and started screaming that he was a table as the argue heated.
Suddenly Dave, being afraid of not gaining the attention he desperately craved in order to function in his infrastructure, implied giant thorned dildos. Then he got banned for implying giant thorned dildos.
Tomatketchup, the neighbor who was always looking for sex and drugs, walked into the house (which belonged to Smokey, by the way) and said that the house sucked.
As Dave got banned, he got depressed and looked for new ways to improve his life. When he finally was about to give up, he saw the light. He realized that he had to join giant thorned dildos. He shouted it out loud: GIANT. THORNED. DILDOS. Then Tomatketchup told him to shut up.
Giant thorned dildos.
Killington thought the situation with the constant giant thorned dildos was hopeless, but then Smokey rescued the day when he said that people found his house by searching for giant thorned dildos.
This did not please Killington, however.
However, at the time Dave guessed that he was done, to everyone’s relief.
CHAPTER 3 – SCOUTS AND HOWEVER
“Through the window, to the skies!” Killington said as he pointed to a cloud. The cloud was not an ordinary cloud, however. In fact, it was Killington’s friend Franklin Jamerson. The cloud had befriended a stoned scout a few days before. The scout was diagnosed with some fucking long name. At that day, however, the stoned scout wasn’t there, for he had died. Fiveever.
The scout could be saved though. He could be saved and restored by a brave soul—
No, wait, scratch that, he’s dead. Fiveever.
Dave the Manly however was back again, but he had gone slightly mad when he killed all over his finish this sentence.
Unknown people wanted to eat Dave, however.
However.
This was because Dave had been repeatedly quoting bad quotes, which had gone by unnoticed by the scouts.
But let’s forget that subplot, for Ivory implied suddenly that optimistic ratings were everywhere. This meant that everyone was happy. Except Cinic because he was a sack of shit and nobody liked his table implying, so he died.
The happiness would not last long, however.
However.
This was due to the arrival of watermelon eaters who fuck this, this is so boring let’s go to the exciting part.
CHAPTER INTERESTING – YOU ARE NOW FREE TO THROW OUT YOUR PENISES
Giant thorned dildos.
Dave was stuck in a trench for 12 hours alongside Ivory, since Russian troops had invaded the US and Europe and there was a huge World War 3 going on. Ivory couldn’t run since a Russian machine gunner had shot her in the leg. Dave forced Ivory to recover her leg before they ran again. To not starve to death, Ivory and Dave decided to make sandviches out of the mud and corpse parts that were scattered in the trench.
Ivory cried against Dave’s shoulder, as he hugged his mother who had fled with them after Iranians took over her house. Ivory then slowly undressed, and decided to fuck Dave’s mother right there on the spot. What she didn’t know however was that Dave’s mother had been shot in the head by North Korean troops as they had ran across the street away from the Iranians, so Dave looked in a combination of horror and pleasure as Ivory rubbed her vagina against his mother’s face.
Realizing that Dave’s mother was dead, Ivory shrieked. Dave pulled her down to his body when he heard some Iranian talk. Ivory breathed heavily since she was so bloody horny. Dave, afraid of getting abducted and tortured by the Russian allies decided to slowly unzip his pants as he looked behind and let Ivory ride it. Ivory did not enjoy it after seeing Dave’s mother dead, but she was too horny to complain about it.
Then she started screaming in pleasure, shouting how she hated Mohawkg2. Dave covered her mouth as he heard the steps of the troops getting closer, but kept letting her ride it.
This story is not ruined at all, by the way.
Dave kept thrusting his
Ivory didn’t want to be fucked by Dave, or at least so she implied as Dave kept fucking her in the trench all day long, and all night long, then all morning. The fucking continued for several days until he raped Ivory again after she had licked off his penis so very enthusiastically, so much that he ejaculated again on her forehead. Then he died.
CHAPTER 52 – NEW CHAPTER FOR COsMICAL EFFECT
Then Dave rose again.
And raped Ivory again.
Ivory questioned Jesus Christ why she was raped all day long by Dave, and the Savior responded “Because you have a tight ass, my child.” Dave thought the same, so as Ivory bent over Dave decided that this would be the most ultimate sex ever, to ejaculate like he had never ejaculated like before, the sex to define his entire life. So as Ivory bent over Dave decided to take it in the ass and get anally penetrated by Ivory. Without giant thorned dildos. Because giant thorned dildos suck.
As he got penetrated, Ivory also penetrated Dave’s sister, Davina the Hairy, which was in fact Dave’s female alter-ego. Which was in fact Tomatketchup’s vagina.
CHAPTER 934 – TOMATKETCHUP’S CHAPTER
As Tomatketchup scratched his “vagina” (which was actually his asshole, he was just too high to see the difference between his front and back) he felt a sudden urge to take a shit. Tomatketchup ran to the bathroom and shat out Ivory’s face first, then Dave along with the Red Army and National Guard, and thus the story ended happily ever after.
CHAPTER DERIVATIVE OF 6X3 – NOT THE END
Except it wasn’t the end. Tomatketchup’s fish got sad. Ivory thought the ending was lacking (since it didn’t end with any major ejaculation, instead ending with shit-covered transsexuals and corpses.
However, that was the end, as disappointing as it was.
CHAPTER [pH] – IS IT THE END NOW?
Nope, this was the end.
CHAPTER LN 7x – THE EPIC RETURN OF DAVE
Ivory was still not happy ending up as Tomatketchup’s shit, so she asked Dave for help. Dave, being dead, was in fact not dead, much to Ivory’s dismay, because Dave couldn’t die. Then the story ended.
CHAPTER DAIVDBAEKR – ANOTHER SCENE
Shut the fuck up Ivory.
CHAPTER LISTING RULES ISN’T FUCKING FUNNY - >IMPLYING THIS STORY HAS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AT ALL
Tomatketchup facepalmed. Then Dave came back from his non-existant disappearance. Except this time he was dead, but he was in fact hiding from the monsters inhabiting Tomatketchup’s house. The monsters weren’t after Dave however, but after Ivory. They decided to rape her. As they ejaculated inside her tight ass, Ivory became a pirate. Then she finally died, because better pirates had raped her to death and ejaculated in her every orifice. Ivory questioned why she got raped again, despite being dead. One thing was for sure though: SHE WAS EXHAUSTED.
Ivory, being sick of getting raped constantly left to search for more dicks. Before she managed to get anywhere however, she was captured and raped by Smokey. Dave then stole her. And raped her again. Despite both people being dead. But it was done for pirate duties, because the booty was worth salvaging. Smokey, being bitter and jealous over Dave’s theft, especially since it’s quite humiliating being robbed by an alive corpse, did nothing because Tomatketchup got nothing.
Tomatketchup, being sad over that he doesn’t get any booty, instead decided to smoke some weed and get real high. He wanked his dick off to his own literature that he had stolen from a forum thread and sold to the creators of South Park for money, and soon fell fast asleep. Mole.
Tomatketchup woke up again, and decided to watch his neighbor DeadHerald across the street rub his nipples while dancing naked and wacking off to the story that DeadHerald somehow had managed to get from Tomatketchup.
The sight of DeadHerald’s 37-year old nipple-rubbing experience aroused Ivory, she decided to slap Smokey because she likes it rough, but not too rough since she slapped him with a large dildo.
With giant thorns.
Soon a porno tape was put together of Dave and Ivory’s sweet lovin’ in the trench, but it was really bad. Or it wasn’t. That doesn’t matter however, since now it’s the end.
Also, Dumbledore dies.
Ivory Jubilee~
Epic Skial Regular
