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A tale of competitive matchmaking.
'Twas a cold, crisp day when I won my first MM match. A hard battle was fought in cp_process but we finally snagged the win 2-1. Ah, the joyous feeling of seeing the xp bar fill up. Alas, "Fresh meat" is my current garrison, I've only a few more wins to move up the ranks.
I click frantically on the chicken drumstick while I'm awaiting a new battle. Cp_Sunshine. My team is gathered in the spawn room. "What's this?" I inquire a fellow man of medicine as I see the chat fill up with "GET GOOD GET LMAOBOX" by the opposing team, RED.
"*sigh*, There's a hacker in RED" he mutters in a sad voice. I leave spawn to confirm what I feared was true. First step out I get obliterated by a heavy spinning so fast he might have been a ballerina on methamphetamine. Surrounding him are two vaccinator medics.
We discuss tactics to overcome this challenge and decide on having 2 Vaccinator medics pocketing 4 heavies.
*Let the games begin*
We rush to mid. We die. Instantly. There are two hackers on RED a sniper and a heavy. *Sigh*, *not like this*, I say to myself, not like this. We tried again, and again, even though we knew, deep inside that this battle was lost. 2-0 they prevailed, and at the victory screen, the hacker heavy says; "VOTE TEAM HEAVY, HEAVY IS BEST
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
"Well, hopefully my xp process doesn't take a big toll thanks to this battle of cheats"
*gulp*
I come back to the Matchmaking menu only to see my xp drain all the way down to the beginning. "Fresh Meat". Yes, today and tomorrow I will remain; a fresh meat.
GG No Re, time to head back to the skial realm, 24/7 instant respawn.
*'Twas a cold, crisp day when I decided I won't play Matchmaking anymore*
Author: Monsterino_mash
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ts440/a_tale_of_competitive_matchmaking/
http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ts440/a_tale_of_competitive_matchmaking/?ref=search_posts
'Twas a cold, crisp day when I won my first MM match. A hard battle was fought in cp_process but we finally snagged the win 2-1. Ah, the joyous feeling of seeing the xp bar fill up. Alas, "Fresh meat" is my current garrison, I've only a few more wins to move up the ranks.
I click frantically on the chicken drumstick while I'm awaiting a new battle. Cp_Sunshine. My team is gathered in the spawn room. "What's this?" I inquire a fellow man of medicine as I see the chat fill up with "GET GOOD GET LMAOBOX" by the opposing team, RED.
"*sigh*, There's a hacker in RED" he mutters in a sad voice. I leave spawn to confirm what I feared was true. First step out I get obliterated by a heavy spinning so fast he might have been a ballerina on methamphetamine. Surrounding him are two vaccinator medics.
We discuss tactics to overcome this challenge and decide on having 2 Vaccinator medics pocketing 4 heavies.
*Let the games begin*
We rush to mid. We die. Instantly. There are two hackers on RED a sniper and a heavy. *Sigh*, *not like this*, I say to myself, not like this. We tried again, and again, even though we knew, deep inside that this battle was lost. 2-0 they prevailed, and at the victory screen, the hacker heavy says; "VOTE TEAM HEAVY, HEAVY IS BEST
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
"Well, hopefully my xp process doesn't take a big toll thanks to this battle of cheats"
*gulp*
I come back to the Matchmaking menu only to see my xp drain all the way down to the beginning. "Fresh Meat". Yes, today and tomorrow I will remain; a fresh meat.
GG No Re, time to head back to the skial realm, 24/7 instant respawn.
*'Twas a cold, crisp day when I decided I won't play Matchmaking anymore*
Author: Monsterino_mash
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ts440/a_tale_of_competitive_matchmaking/
http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ts440/a_tale_of_competitive_matchmaking/?ref=search_posts