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  • All you slim shady's in the US, need anything from your EU *virtually* free trading partner in the UK? Hit me up..
    Maddo is my spirit animal.
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    I was expecting something a bit more furious, but then you mentioned the flea... Haha, good old belly rubs.
    Maddo
    Maddo
    The flea is my arch enemy, everything I despise... Symbiotic > parasitic.
    Yeah, scratch it there... watch that finger though it brushed my manhood.
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    Brush of death~
    I'ma gonna join discord tonight just to wind all you fairy ass snowflake bitches up. INCOMING>>>>>>>>>
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    Maddo
    Maddo
    Actually got arrested for breach of the peace and spent the night in an extremely comfortable holding box. Slept on a brick and pissed the custody officer off so much he couldn't stop verbally abusing me with derisive and obsequious comments, Maybe it was the 15 minute goatse pose to the cells camera that tipped him over the edge?? idk..
    There's no pain like saying goodbye to an old tooth.
    JayDee
    JayDee
    what about saying goodbye to half a tooth
    Maddo
    Maddo
    Depends which half is leaving..
    I cleaned your laptop, but dropped it and broke the screen. It's only a laptop, it doesn't matter. But please STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT.
    I've decided that for the next 2 days I will only respond to posts with snippets from famous songs...
    Maddo
    Maddo
    Let it be, let it be, there will be an answer let it be.. boing bong boing.
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    How's your day been?
    Maddo
    Maddo
    Well, I quit my job down at the carwash, left my mumma a goodbye note.
    By sundown i'd left Kingston with my guitar under my coat.
    Not everyone is as intuitive as you, don't ridicule them, ridicule their viewpoint.
    We are one, we are many, we are... iScottish. Sorry. <3
    Maddo
    Maddo
    NP, I'm nearly Scottish, I lived near Corby for a while.
    LITTLE FACT #5: The total weight of all ants on the planet is greater than the total weight of all humans on the planet.
    I just discovered George Ezra is young and white.. thought he was like a 40 year old black dude. Never assume..
    LITTLE FACT #4: The female Kangaroo has three vaginas.
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    Kaleido
    You likely just gave all the furries a boner.
    Maddo
    Maddo
    QP a Roo today!
    Nickname; m4dd0
    Maddo
    Maddo
    OC I can do better, It's just the grass is always greener..... and besides, I've never boned a half-caste.. :D And what's more, I hear she's great at role-play.
    Maddo
    Maddo
    just like your mum was.
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    When you're not looking, I will slap you till' death my boy.
    LITTLE FACTS #3 : The first deal ever made on the internet was for a bag of weed.
    LITTLE FACTS #2 : In real life, the voice actor who plays Sniper in TF2 is married to the voice actor who plays The Female Announcer.
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