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Dave the Manly
Ceubie
im scottish, i got plenty of booze...
...somewhere.
...somewhere.
Catswithtophats
Dude, you're totally welcome in my house
Ceubie
cool. c:
CiNiC
D:
Ceubie
problem cinic? c:
Dave the Manly
I'm Scottish, Irish, Russian, and most importantly AMURRKIN.
Needless to say, I never run out of booze. Plot twist, I never drink any of it anyways.
Needless to say, I never run out of booze. Plot twist, I never drink any of it anyways.
Ceubie
Dave you're a faggot. If you were truely scottish you'd be getting ladies just by saying you got booze like i did
Dave the Manly
I'm also Irish. Kinda kills the benefits of being a Scot.
Ceubie
Hah, you're a fake scot who was so weak we kicked you and your fake pals out to the island to the west and you LASSIES got super drunk to try to live up to us, in your drunken daze you made the country we now know as IRELAND. The end.
Dave the Manly
Both Russia and America can beat the shit out of Ireland and Scotland at the same time anyday.
And that's with their pinky fingers. You haven't got half of a chance, you skirt-wearing, half-bearded pure-Scot son of a bitch.
And that's with their pinky fingers. You haven't got half of a chance, you skirt-wearing, half-bearded pure-Scot son of a bitch.
Catswithtophats
Bros, why can't we all just drink our sadness away together? y/y?
Dave the Manly
I don't drink, woman. I can't drink, rather. I've smoked a hole through my throat and the cocks constantly shoved through it prevent any fluids from entering my gut.
Through my mouth, anyways.
Through my mouth, anyways.
Ceubie
dave i got a new siggy.
Cats, that depends on what you want me to drink :S
Cats, that depends on what you want me to drink :S
Catswithtophats
I've got... rum, vodka... whisky, and blue moon.
Ceubie
you also have piss. why not that ;c
Catswithtophats
Oh well, I didn't think you're into watersports.
Ceubie
Becoming a lesbian in 10 days? Better drink her piss.
Good times.
Good times.
Catswithtophats
Those were the days.