Last year he broke in my house, stole my money and all he left me was some stupid boxes with plastic shit in...not even biofuckindegradable. why do we still buy into this commercial bullshit? I mean, I could have paid off my mortgage with what this bastard wearing a disguise has 'stolen from me'. I blame America.
Skial
Maddo
Sakiko
Make sure you lock your fridge and keep the kitchen door shut he steals cookies and milk and on top has loads of dear stomp over your roof making you need a new one fitted