Skial

Regular Cheeto: 6/10
Comments: Normal
Mayonnaise: 7/10
Comments: Nothing really felt added tastewise, added a nice creaminess to it, still tasted great. It probably was the oil in it.

Mustard: 9/10
Comments: Holy shit this was great. It danced on my tongue like a salsa dancer. I couldn't believe how well the two went together. Good job Metroidz.
Mustard Mayo: 7/10
Comments: I didn't mix the two myself, the cafeteria was already offering it. Wasn't as explosive as the Mustard, but better than the normal mayo.

You dipped the Cheetos in mustard during lunch at school in front of your classmates?

Rip your social standings. :(

HAH, noone bore witness to it. I got in the lunchroom early cus they excuse us from Gym early, so I ate my Cheetos before the bell even rang.

Try dipping in Jam or jelly or whatever the hell you call it in the US (strawberry preserve). also a gob full of cheetos and chocolate all munched up together is like heaven. Also you should try English mustard.

Strawberry Jam/Preserves: Disgusting in writing, but I'll grab some when I get the chance and try it out.
Chocolate:
Actually sounds alright, will try when chocolate is obtained. I'll probably wait till I get some Cadbury's or you'll account it to the "waxiness".
English Mustard: I don't think they even have it here.

English mustard is like our mustard except it just loses pretty much every war.

I find cadburys 'powdery' choc from Belgium is superior. There's only one english mustard - Colmans. I find American mustard lacks bite, but that's only what I've had from here.

Horseradish sauce. Italian dressing. Garlic honey. Malt vinegar. Tzatziki. Steak Sauce. Blueberry yogurt.
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