already picking out choice apartments for when the Great Yuppie Migration lowers property values
Can we room together? All I need is a pillow, a couch, and a coffee machine. Will pay half the rent and will make breakfast & dinner.
woah woah, who said anything about rent? I just drift from crawlspace to crawlspace, siphoning off wifi and coming through the cupboards at night to eat people's food. rent's for suckers
you're welcome to stay in my basement then. it'll be warm & there will be food left around the house as you wish for ya. Just dont have too many people over unless they're really cool and I get to join the party.
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