Skial

Why did you stand so close to your mom when she was hungry...?

4/10 would maybe tell to 4th graders again.

I am mere inches from dying as we speak. I could pull out this emergency exit window on the train and be lost to davey jones' locker

Dying is too mainstream, so I didn't.

i could jump out my window and crack my skull open

Tell this near death tale plz.

basically i was crossing an intersection when i had the right to walk and these 2 assholes both decided to go right before the red light finished at the same time. They had a head on collision in the street while i was still walking in it about a foot away. My backpack would have been crushed if i didn't roll out of the way. only 1 guy came out of his car from what i saw.

then i had to go and catch the train so i didn't see the rest, or if the other guy was okay <3