http://i.imgur.com/e26DrH9.jpg that should do it.
Skial
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Party Chocobo
When I get a job, you're getting a SF Rocket Launcher.
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Thorin Oakenshield
Screw you Derpy, there can only be three santas around here.
Party Chocobo
But I'm the Mexican Santa who give kids 99 cent store toys I find in the dumpsters.
Thorin Oakenshield
Don't horn in on my territory, you scamp.
YOU NEVER GAVE ME ANY PRESENTS WHEN I WAS A KID.
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS.
UNTIL I KILLED HUNDREDS OF LITTLE JEDI AND LED THE EMPIRE TO A REIGN OF TERROR.
THEN EVERYONE LOVED ME.
BUT YOU. YOU NEVER GAVE ME ANYTHING. NOT EVEN REP.
NOT EVEN A MC'DS TOY.
YOU NEVER GAVE ME ANY PRESENTS WHEN I WAS A KID.
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS.
UNTIL I KILLED HUNDREDS OF LITTLE JEDI AND LED THE EMPIRE TO A REIGN OF TERROR.
THEN EVERYONE LOVED ME.
BUT YOU. YOU NEVER GAVE ME ANYTHING. NOT EVEN REP.
NOT EVEN A MC'DS TOY.
Party Chocobo
SHIT MAN IM SORRY. THE MIDGETS WERE SHAKING ME DOWN. I HAD NO CHOICE. BUT I STILL CARED FOR YOU, ALL THAT MONEY WAS FROM ME. I WAS GIVING 3 BJ'S AT ONCE TO SAVE YOU. BUT THEN, THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED.