go get a cheap hooker
Skial
CiNiC
Too hard to find and I'm too big of a pussy to go look.
Ruelel
go check craigslist
Pinker-tan
It's ok, I'll comfort you
Shula
Hey you, go get a pint of cheap booze, smoke something good, get a cheeseburger, find someone to bitch slap and then go get a high priced hooker.. You know, one with all her limbs and teeth. Night salvaged.
CiNiC
THANKS, MOM!
Shula
That's what mom's are for. Kick you in the ass and prevent you from getting cheap hookers.
mittens
I'd go with the cheap hooker.
DanHack
^ dont you always?
DanHack
And i feel you bro. Sucks to be blown off. What was the reason?
Shula
Cheap hookers are for everyday use; this is a special circumstance. ;-)
DanHack
Moms that give you hooker advice.
That little boy of your will have the best teenage years.
That little boy of your will have the best teenage years.
mittens
My mom bought me my first Playboy when I turned 12.
Bottiger
get a realdoll
Ruelel
why the fuck do those cost 6 thousand dollars?
mittens
for 6k you can get a lot of hookers. Or one overpriced one.
Shula
for 6k you can line up hookers and sniff coke off their asses.. I mean donate it all to a chruch you sinners.. Or just get a lifesize doll to talk to and brush it's hair.
Why do I try?