Skial La Kill (FT. Raccoori + SargeY's Gutsray)

So I was standing in a rather large line at the local Anime store behind some people I knew back when I was in Anime club. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to check out my Love Live blueray. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who was trying to decide on what anime to get. This struck me as odd as old people usually don't know anything about anime besides calling them Chinese cartoons. Now all these so called anime fans were just staring and there were even two making fun of her. I walked up and said to the old lady "Have you ever heard of K-On? You should get it for your grandson, I'm sure he'd love it!"" One of the guys on the line grabbed his friend and yelled loudly, "See that man? He's an otaku like us! I bet he's recommending Kill la Kill!" For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking a neckbeard, a Lucky Star t-shirt, and a trenchcoat, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Kill La Kill? Anta baka? I'm a real otaku and you dare suggest someone with refined taste would recommend such a terrible show like Kill la Kill? Your gaijin taste is the cancer that is killing anime." As I stormed out, a couple of the people in the store started to whistle and cheer, and soon even the cashier joined in. I said sayonara, and strutted off with a feeling of accomplishment.

I just imagined a penguin walking out of an anime store with manga-style people cheering with epic music blasting while there are explosions in the background

Whoa