Recent content by Jen6

I'll show you horse head! Which reminds me, driving home on Halloween, I saw a real deer head on the side of the road, just hanging out.

Officials immediately changed the date on the calendar.

It used to be scary costumes, now it's more like horde of sluts and superheroes. Sin City?

Where do you live, and why do they hate children?

I dressed up as a vampire hunter at the aforementioned Halloween party. I handed out candy like this

What group/artist? I handed out candy wearing a last second costume, really just put on a mask. I think around 10-15 kids were too scared to come near me, so they sent their parents to retrieve candy, and drove around instead of walking. It's like a generation of pussies.

Close enough.

The time of dog danger has passed.

I, too, would like to get in on this shit.

So, you're saying there were no sexual implications after you asked a 13 year old girl to give you a pair of her dirty underwear?

How long was it between being kicked out and finding a new place? Good for you, though.

Please don't pretend like you don't have much better quality pictures than this.

The only thing that would make that video better is a beard on everyone. Like this one:

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THOSE SPOILERS?

Are you guys mad about ladybeards? I'm just being fair.