Mad Scientist Metal Scout:
RIP Milkman:
Memoman:
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness Engineer:
The Violent Femmes Medic:
Spy Fhtagn:
Descriptions:
Scout
"Ashes of the Wake" - "This is a new type of war. This is an eradication."
"Porcelain Heart" - "Rest your head now - don't you cry, Don't ever ask the reason why"
"Stabwound" - "There is no shield to protect from attacks led by ones one used to trust."
"Mordecai" - "I learned to be selfish today. I learned to be alive."
"Fade to Black" - "Growing darkness taking dawn, I was me, but now he's gone"
"Socks of the Satirist" - "Warning: These accessories contain excessive anger. Wear with caution."
"The Bastard Son of Natascha" - "The whore Natascha worked the streets, This bastard son made 'neath her sheets"
"All My Lovin'" - "I will throw to you"
"Magikarp" - "Getting hit by a Pokémon has got to be humiliating."
Engy:
"Twelve Gauged Double-Barreled Remmington" - "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
"Groovy" - "Give... Me... Back... My... Hand...!"
"Ashley J Williams' Mullet" - "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Teddy Roosebelt - "Lord of the Deadite Army"
Medic:
"Day After Day" - "I will walk and I will play, But the day after today, I'll stop and I will start"
"Words to Memorize, Words Hypnotize" - "Nothin' I can say when I'm in your thighs"
"Why Can't I Get Just One Kiss?" - "Believe me, somethings I wouldn't miss, but I look at your pants & I need a kiss."
"Why Can't I Get Just One Screw?" - "Believe me, I'd know what to do, but something won't let me make love to you."
"Why Can't I Get Just One Fuck?" - "Must got something to do with luck, 'cause I've waited my whole life for just one..."
Spy:
"Not Dead Which Eternal Lie" - "Drain you of your sanity, Face the Thing That Should Not Be"
"Stranger Aeons, Death May Die" - "Ph'nglui mglw'nafth Cthulhu R'lyeh wgha'nagl fhtagn."
"The Tale of Inspector Legrasse" - "Dead thought He is, He shall rise again."
"The Horror In Clay" - "We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity."
"The Madness From the Sea" - "Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'gl." Translation:
"Chicks dig the tentacles. That's why I keep 'em where they can see 'em."