We might have a bit of a situation here. I think someone's planted

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in this thread. But if we stockpile all our rations in my stomach, we can make it through the winter. Meanwhile, to everyone who is

a bomb

or otherwise videotaping my activities, please turn yourselves in. When I emerge from the synesthetic primal ooze, I want to see an oral report on my desk.

I know I'm partially responsible myself. Consequently, I am ready to be partially arrested. My absence left a hole in this community, making it easy for the culprit to infiltrate the Torchwood asylum. Thus, the rapid development of cell phones in the late 20th century was able to sneak in and plant the bomb when you dolts weren't paying attention. She doesn't like us utilizing the mobile networks in a way similar to morphic fields because it causes an imbalance in the flow of information.

Allow me to explain why she finds this so dangerous. Let us assume I give you 1,000 dollars. Some of my information is lost and an equivalent amount created on your end. Now the flow of money is imbalanced to your direction, or in layman's terms, you owe me 1,000 dollars.

...Which, incidentally, you do. Give me my damn money or I'll blow up this thread.
 
We might have a bit of a situation here. I think someone's planted

VCE6n.png


in this thread. But if we stockpile all our rations in my stomach, we can make it through the winter. Meanwhile, to everyone who is

a bomb

or otherwise videotaping my activities, please turn yourselves in. When I emerge from the synesthetic primal ooze, I want to see an oral report on my desk.

I know I'm partially responsible myself. Consequently, I am ready to be partially arrested. My absence left a hole in this community, making it easy for the culprit to infiltrate the Torchwood asylum. Thus, the rapid development of cell phones in the late 20th century was able to sneak in and plant the bomb when you dolts weren't paying attention. She doesn't like us utilizing the mobile networks in a way similar to morphic fields because it causes an imbalance in the flow of information.

Allow me to explain why she finds this so dangerous. Let us assume I give you 1,000 dollars. Some of my information is lost and an equivalent amount created on your end. Now the flow of money is imbalanced to your direction, or in layman's terms, you owe me 1,000 dollars.

...Which, incidentally, you do. Give me my damn money or I'll blow up this thread.
And Classy didn't get MY post? LOL
 
Whoa, CreepingDeath, what a trip through the dynamics of delusion and linguistic detachment. Each sentence seems highly meaningful to me. Did you write it yourself? I particularly like how it comes full circle in the end.
 
I heard ALIENWARE IS A FESTERING SACK OF SHIT WHO CAN'T MAKE A MOUSE THAT LASTS LONGER THAN A MONTH AND I CAN'T PRACTICE FOR THE 6V6 BECAUSE OF THEIR SHIT-DICKED FAILURE
 
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I heard ALIENWARE IS A FESTERING SACK OF SHIT WHO CAN'T MAKE A MOUSE THAT LASTS LONGER THAN A MONTH AND I CAN'T PRACTICE FOR THE 6V6 BECAUSE OF THEIR SHIT-DICKED FAILURE
buy a 20 dollar mouse.
mine has been working for over a year
 
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