Games you bought so far and money that Gaben has eaten

Day 7
Rage for $5
Dust: An Elysian Tail for $3
Gunpoint for $2

Someone shoot me please, my wallet is about to murder my family.
 
Lord have mercy upon my soul for purchasing this...

It is a thing of monstrous beauty.

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ALSO: INB4 my parents walk in on me and think I am watching porn.
 
if you buy crusader kings 2 and don't watch a 20 episode long youtube tutorial series

you're gonna have a bad time

(like i did)
 
So far:
Valkyria Chronicles: $4.99
Subtle Hentai Sakura Fantasy: $4.99
Banished: $4.99
Sub-natuica: 17.99
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I have spent about 33 dollars in total.
 
So far...

$0.99 Cook, Serve, Delicious!
$0.59 Surgeon Simulator - Anniversary Edition Content
$2.49 Little Inferno
$2.99 The Witcher 2
$4.99 Shadow Warrior: Special Edition
$4.99 The Orange Box (for a friend)
$2.49 Goat Simulator (for @Shiny Skiddo )
$1.39 Just Cause

So hard to not just spend all I got left right now :b
 
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>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Gaben so much
>I had all the games and ingame items
>I pray to Gaben every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the sales i've been given
>"Gaben is love," I say, "Gaben is life"
>My console gaming brother hears me and calls me an elitist
>I know he is just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
>I call him a peasant
>He rages and leaves the room
>I'm crying now at the stupidity of console gamers
>I sit next to my PC and rage on forums
>I feel a warmth behind me
>It's Gaben
>I'm so happy
>He whisper's in my ear, "This is my wallet now"
>He grabs my wallet with his beefy Gaben hands
>I'm ready
>I open my wallet for Gaben
>He starts taking money
>It hurts but I do it for the sales
>I feel my finanaces sinking away, but that doesnt matter anymore
>I want to please Gaben
>He roars a mighty Gaben roar as he fills my library with steam games
>My brother walks in
>Gaben throws a GTX 780 in his face and say "This is our market now"
>Gaben rocket jumps out the window
>I sell all the games for tf2 hats
>Gaben is love, Gaben is life.
 
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Richard Matthias said:
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Gaben so much
>I had all the games and ingame items
>I pray to Gaben every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the sales i've been given
>"Gaben is love," I say, "Gaben is life"
>My console gaming brother hears me and calls me an elitist
>I know he is just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
>I call him a peasant
>He rages and leaves the room
>I'm crying now at the stupidity of console gamers
>I sit next to my PC and rage on forums
>I feel a warmth behind me
>It's Gaben
>I'm so happy
>He whisper's in my ear, "This is my wallet now"
>He grabs my wallet with his beefy Gaben hands
>I'm ready
>I open my wallet for Gaben
>He starts taking money
>It hurts but I do it for the sales
>I feel my finanaces sinking away, but that doesnt matter anymore
>I want to please Gaben
>He roars a mighty Gaben roar as he fills my library with steam games
>My brother walks in
>Gaben throws a GTX 780 in his face and say "This is our market now"
>Gaben rocket jumps out the window
>I sell all the games for tf2 hats
>Gaben is love, Gaben is life.
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Make it a 980 and you got yourself a novel.
 
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Sir Cakez said:
My stealth gameplay is weak as fuck. I'm too used to modern "stealth" like Assassin's Creed and Far Cry where you can just crouch and never get detected. I'm gonna beat it anyways.
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It's totally possible to do 100% stealth if you pick the stealth/mixed loadouts and conserve sticky cameras for all the right moments. Can't remember if the tazer rounds count as detection. I think my copy of it for the old Xbox has a 100% stealth file sitting on it.
 
Sir Cakez said:
My stealth gameplay is weak as fuck. I'm too used to modern "stealth" like Assassin's Creed and Far Cry where you can just crouch and never get detected. I'm gonna beat it anyways.
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Lol in Assassin's Creed you don't even need stealth, you can just run in and spam left click and counter and never die. Well, except in Unity. It's a lot harder to beat hordes or assholes in that game.
 
Cr33p3r said:
Lol in Assassin's Creed you don't even need stealth, you can just run in and spam left click and counter and never die. Well, except in Unity. It's a lot harder to beat hordes or assholes in that game.
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Assassin's Creed 4 had at least semi-stealth with the bushes and corners IMO, the rest didn't.
 
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