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Fuck you and your lucky access to Vegas shores, Mittens.

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Lol Mittens looks like that one awkward white guy every other buff douche keeps around to look good by comparison
 
a man naming himself mittens should not be getting all da bitches
He doesn't, he always puts himself in the friend zone. He is to nice to them, those girls keep him around for him to buy them drinks and they enjoy his company but they will never sleep with him or go out with him.