As a Skial admin, I feel like I should share some of these IMs I get.

[JohnnyGaloshes]

6:03 AM - OakyTree: EVERYONE KNOWS COW MILK GOES IN BUCKETS
6:03 AM - OakyTree: HORSE SPERM GOES IN BAGS

Oh how i would like to make that my new sig...

 

[JohnnyGaloshes]

Oh how i would like to make that my new sig...

And...it's done. Now i just wait to get banned. :p

 

[Sharkey]

And...it's done. Now i just wait to get banned. :p

K, done.

 

[Ruelel]

Never tell your password to anyone.
December-03-12
7:23 PM - Stinker-tan: how 2 delete
7:23 PM - Stinker-tan: ll
7:23 PM - Ruelel: idk
7:23 PM - Ruelel: delete button
7:23 PM - Stinker-tan: i cant find it
7:23 PM - Stinker-tan: nowhere
7:23 PM - Ruelel: o
7:23 PM - Ruelel: its a mod thing i think
7:23 PM - Stinker-tan: can u move it or somethin
7:23 PM - Stinker-tan: lol
7:24 PM - Ruelel: no
7:24 PM - Ruelel: it'll stay there
7:24 PM - Stinker-tan: :(
7:24 PM - Stinker-tan: ok i just edited it
7:24 PM - Stinker-tan: ty
7:26 PM - Stinker-tan: i am full of shame
7:26 PM - Ruelel: ushud
7:26 PM - Ruelel: nub
7:26 PM - Ruelel: go slit ur wrists
7:26 PM - Stinker-tan: I WILL
7:26 PM - Stinker-tan: bitch
7:26 PM - Ruelel: GOOD
7:26 PM - Stinker-tan: dont think i wont
7:27 PM - Ruelel: alright
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: im calling the cops
7:28 PM - Ruelel: faget
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: cus you're a bully
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: then im telling my mom on you
7:28 PM - Ruelel: aint no cyber po po gun do shit
7:28 PM - Ruelel: ill get my dad 2 beat u up
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: dood
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: my dacf
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: dad
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: is a
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: heavy weight champ
7:28 PM - Stinker-tan: and an athlete
7:28 PM - Ruelel: pfftt
7:29 PM - Ruelel: my dad is a heavy weight champ, an athlete and he's a rich white guy
7:29 PM - Stinker-tan: my dad has a big penis
7:29 PM - Stinker-tan: OOOOOOOOOOOO
7:29 PM - Ruelel: u wud kno cus u suk it
7:29 PM - Stinker-tan: no
7:29 PM - Stinker-tan: u
7:30 PM - Ruelel: no u
7:30 PM - Stinker-tan: suck it everyday
7:30 PM - Stinker-tan: there should be vagina flavoured lollipops
7:30 PM - Ruelel: there probably is
7:30 PM - Stinker-tan: googly
7:30 PM - Ruelel: http://cockolatepops.com/pussy-pops/
7:30 PM - Ruelel: close enuff
7:31 PM - Stinker-tan: flavored dick box
7:31 PM - Ruelel: mhm
7:31 PM - Stinker-tan: new york taco
7:31 PM - Stinker-tan: is gross
7:31 PM - Ruelel: noooooo
7:32 PM - Stinker-tan: have you ever done it
7:32 PM - Ruelel: no
7:32 PM - Stinker-tan: i have
7:33 PM - Stinker-tan: to this girl at my school
7:33 PM - Stinker-tan: she forced me
7:33 PM - Ruelel: lul
7:33 PM - Stinker-tan: have you ever been forced
7:33 PM - Stinker-tan: to puking in a girls vag
Stinker-tan is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
7:33 PM - Stinker-tan: ew ok
7:33 PM - Stinker-tan: nvm
7:33 PM - Ruelel: lol nerd
7:33 PM - Ruelel: i'd punch her in the vag
7:33 PM - Ruelel: and puke on her face
7:33 PM - Stinker-tan: u would fist her
7:34 PM - Ruelel: ofc
7:34 PM - Stinker-tan: what if her pussy was tight
7:34 PM - Stinker-tan: as fuck
7:34 PM - Stinker-tan: and you ripped open her pussy
7:34 PM - Stinker-tan: and blood went everywhere
7:34 PM - Ruelel: ill just the blood as lube
7:34 PM - Ruelel: for my fist
7:35 PM - Stinker-tan: you sick fuck
7:35 PM - Ruelel: : D
7:35 PM - Stinker-tan: what if she started squirting all over the place
7:35 PM - Stinker-tan: and you slipped
7:35 PM - Ruelel: i'd be wearing nerf gear
7:35 PM - Ruelel: idiot
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: lol
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: nerd
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: l2p
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: u have to
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: suffocate yourself
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: in the girls vagina
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: and blame it on her
7:36 PM - Ruelel: k
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: ok
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: good
7:36 PM - Stinker-tan: glad we had this talk
7:36 PM - Ruelel: mhm
7:37 PM - Stinker-tan: doesnt leave us
7:37 PM - Stinker-tan: mkay
7:37 PM - Ruelel: suuuuuuuure

 

[Dimov]

I have learned so much about you all from this thread.

 

[mittens]

His SR link - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198054536415

 

[CiNiC]

ϽiᴎiϽ: It'll just look like I'm drunk.
ϽiᴎiϽ: WHICH I'M TOTALLY NOT.
Ruelel: o
Ruelel: you're a catholic
ϽiᴎiϽ: wat
Ruelel: with strong catholic values
ϽiᴎiϽ: wat
Ruelel: you wouldnt drink

 

[Doctor Who]

It's funny cause Ruelel goes to a catholic school yet he's a hardened alcoholic.

 

[Ruelel]

2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: do you know that pic of the retard,
2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: with the derp face,
2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: and whipped cream on his dick?
2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: Used to be Toxik's profile pic.
2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: On old forums.
2:35 AM - Ruelel: no
2:35 AM - Ruelel: i thankfully dont
2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: Ass.
2:35 AM - Ruelel: just google
2:35 AM - Ruelel: whipped cream on dick
2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: Tried.
2:35 AM - ϽiᴎiϽ: I am terrified.

 

[Dimov]

7:53 PM - Mollyshine: How much?
7:53 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: how much are you willing to pay?
7:53 PM - Mollyshine: Tree fiddy.
7:53 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: oh?
7:54 PM - Mollyshine: Nigger tounge my anus.
7:54 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: ok
7:55 PM - Mollyshine: Fuck you.
7:55 PM - [MVM^3] Dimov.exe: not tonight
7:57 PM - Mollyshine: Yes.

not an admin but i'm just gonna leave this here

 

[Sharkey]

not an admin but i'm just gonna leave this here

http://www.skial.com/threads/as-a-skial-regular-i-feel-i-should-share-some-of-these-ims-i-get.20762/

 

[CiNiC]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Jonathan -Skial-™: OMG
Jonathan -Skial-™: BRO
Jonathan -Skial-™: BRO
Jonathan -Skial-™: BRO
Jonathan -Skial-™: BRO
Jonathan -Skial-™: BRO
Jonathan -Skial-™: BRO
Jonathan -Skial-™: BRO
ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police]: Jonathan, shut the fuck up,
Jonathan -Skial-™: There kids in our skial server
Jonathan -Skial-™: one of them says
Jonathan -Skial-™: OH CRAP

 

[Ceubie]

lol stfu jonnyboy

^ i love you for that.


And isnt jonathan a kid?

 

[Doctor Who]

^ i love you for that.


And isnt jonathan a kid?

You're thinking of mental capacity.

 

[Cylosis]

Never tell your password to anyone.
December-08-12
8:07 PM - Cylosis: I can post legitimately in the admin IM thread now
8:07 PM - Cylosis: Say something stupid
8:08 PM - ViperStriker: You're a giant fatass who smells like all dress chips, cheap Canadian drugs, and ham.
8:08 PM - ViperStriker: And I love it.
8:08 PM - ViperStriker: ;)

 

[[Interrogator]]

Never tell your password to anyone.
December-08-12
8:07 PM - Cylosis: I can post legitimately in the admin IM thread now
8:07 PM - Cylosis: Say something stupid
8:08 PM - ViperStriker: You're a giant fatass who smells like all dress chips, cheap Canadian drugs, and ham.
8:08 PM - ViperStriker: And I love it.
8:08 PM - ViperStriker: ;)

I like how you call it IM thread

 

[Blade D_Hero]

-OG scammer guy-

His SR link - http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198054536415

He was on tonight when I was playing, he a big fagt. I'll call him a scammer whenever I see him now.

 

[CiNiC]

DanHack is now Online.
DanHack: Aree you stoll in scgooool
ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police]: ...
DanHack: Well atill goo to schoool
DanHack: Nevee take shrooooms
DanHack: Ooooooooooo
DanHack: Careeeeeeee pooooolllllissaas
DanHack is now Away.

 

[CiNiC]

Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Dear Sinik,
Dave the Manly #hirehelen: I was thinking about you in the shower today.
Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Now I'm hungry for some cinnamon buns.
Dave the Manly #hirehelen: With love,
Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Dave.
ϽiᴎiϽ [Care Police]: I have an erection.
Dave the Manly #hirehelen: Slather it with that sugar glaze spread stuff. I'm hungry.
Dave the Manly #hirehelen: So very hungry.

 

[Dave the Manly]

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OUR RELATIONSHIP WASN'T TO BE MADE PUBLIC, CINNIBUN!