*POLL* Toilet Paper: Folded or Crumpled?

[CiNiC]

CD stole mah pic from while back.

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

CD stole mah pic from while back.

What, the Kanye one? You posted that here? Is that why I couldn't find it in the HardForum funniest pics thread when I went looking for it and had to find it elsewhere? LOL

 

[JarlyX]

Crumpled FTW.
I don't have the time to fold my paper when i take a dump

 

[Roman]

IT COMES IN A STRIP. YOU JUST PINCH IT WHEN YOU PULL IT AND BAM IT'S FOLDED.

 

[JarlyX]

IT COMES IN A STRIP. YOU JUST PINCH IT WHEN YOU PULL IT AND BAM IT'S FOLDED.

TOO LONG TIME; I WILL CRAP MY PANTS

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

TOO LONG TIME; I WILL CRAP MY PANTS

Ummm... You should already be sitting on the can and it should be sitting in the bottom of the bowl ready to helicopter by the time you even have to think about crumpling or folding the TP.

If you're working on the TP before you even drop trow...

 

[Roman]

Really. If you're wiping, I'm hoping you're taking your time to start with. "Speed pooping" is a phrase not in my vocabulary.

 

[Sharkey]

TOO LONG TIME; I WILL CRAP MY PANTS

By the point you're fooling with toilet paper you shouldn't even have your pants on...

 

[ysc]

what is FYI

 

[Sharkey]

what is FYI

For Your Indigestion

 

[[TC]CreepingDeath]

Really. If you're wiping, I'm hoping you're taking your time to start with. "Speed pooping" is a phrase not in my vocabulary.

That's why you installed a pivoting laptop mount next to your toilet, right?

 

[Roman]

I just use my HP Touchpad





AS TOILET PAPER

 

[voodooelectricj]

I just use my HP Touchpad





AS TOILET PAPER

I doubt you can fold or crumple that. More than once anyways

 

[Roman]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ass Squeegee&defid=4115908

So there's that.

 

[JarlyX]

Ummm... You should already be sitting on the can and it should be sitting in the bottom of the bowl ready to helicopter by the time you even have to think about crumpling or folding the TP.

If you're working on the TP before you even drop trow...

By the point you're fooling with toilet paper you shouldn't even have your pants on...

Really. If you're wiping, I'm hoping you're taking your time to start with. "Speed pooping" is a phrase not in my vocabulary.

Lol, i didn't think that far, i just had to come up with something to counter with :P
Well, i guess i'm wrong then. I actually don't really care how my toilet paper is held.

 

[Toxik]

FOLDED FOR DELICIOUSLY SUPERIOR RESULTS

 

[Roman]

 

[Entropy]

both! :D

 

[KillerZebra]

i choose the one with the glory hole behind it

 

[ViperStriker]

Folded. I feel like I'm trying to finger my ass with Crumpled.