*Rates "You deserved it"*Today, I woke up and I fell out of my window and I live on the top story of a 80 story apartment complex and I fell into a open manhole and then I was covered in sewage and poop and then I went back to the surface but it ended up being at the crime scene of a bank robbery and the police thought I was the robber and they shot me 1,000 times in the dick and I died. FML